Chapter 373 Both humans and ghosts are showing off, only Brother Zhi is enjoying it! (asking for mon
Although the shelter is built on a hillside, the terrain is relatively gentle.
When he got up early in the morning, Li Youzhi switched his multi-functional weapon shovel into a hoe, and in a short time he cleared two open spaces in front of the cabin.
Doing this... is actually for the sake of good looks and making the entire shelter look more comfortable.
What is the soil quality on Jianshan Island? Most of it is carbonated phosphorus soil formed by the accumulation of bird droppings over many years!
If soil could be personified, this soil would be equivalent to a big-ass lady with a very easy pregnancy in the front of the palace.
Don't tell me that you deliberately prepared to get pregnant, but if you accidentally smeared some seed on the doorstep, you'd be a father right there!
The reason why Jianshan Island is classified as an ecological protection zone is actually because of this soil structure. This kind of soil is rare in the world. Peru used to export a large amount of this kind of soil rich in phosphorus fertilizer. As a result, it rose from a small country with nothing but bird poop to a developed country.
Under Wei Yao's photography, Li Youzhi quickly plowed the soil in the two small gardens, drew furrows, and sowed the rapeseed bought yesterday.
After doing all this, looking at the vegetable garden that had taken shape, I suddenly understood a group of seniors and teachers in the school who had been in the experimental fields all year round.
This feeling of planting seeds into the ground every day, taking care of it and waiting for a good harvest... is no different from that of a newlywed father!
Holding his waist and looking at the fields where his seeds were sown, Brother Zhi swelled again.
Brother Ma Dazhi is really an all-rounder!
My major is literature, art, film and television. I was exposed to agricultural planting in school. Now I have mastered civil engineering. The most terrible thing is that my cooking skills have also been upgraded to a high level.
What's this?
What a walking New Oriental!
"Xiao Zhi-san!"
Just when Li Youzhi was thinking about opening a vocational and technical school next to the Agricultural University when he was old and immobile, and becoming the principal, he heard someone saying hello down the hillside.
Li Youzhi frowned when he saw seven or eight people in suits and ties struggling to get out of the jungle and walking towards the hut.
Yo,
We have a visitor...
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"There are no drinks on the island. I can only treat you to coconut water."
In the open space in front of the hut, Li Youzhi smiled faintly at the guests sitting on bamboo benches, and handed over a few coconuts whose eyes were drilled with daggers.
After taking the coconut juice from Li Youzhi, Miao Zheng looked at the surroundings with smiles.
"Hey, good guy. When I came here, I specifically watched your video and thought the environment of this place was good. But when I came over to take a look... the actual environment was more comfortable than in the video! This is modern society. If we go back to ancient times, If someone lives like this on the island, it will probably give birth to another Peach Blossom Land."
Facing Miao Zheng's compliments, Li Youzhi smiled, pulled up a small stool and sat in front of everyone.
"Actually, it's not as good as imagined. Every place has its own advantages and disadvantages. Although life on the island is clean, there are also many inconveniences. For example, when using the toilet, you have to be very careful about the birds pecking your buttocks. .”
"Ha ha……"
Hearing Li Youzhi talk about the details of life on the island, Miao Zheng and others burst into laughter.
Seeing that the atmosphere was good, Miao Zheng secretly glanced at the people around him and took the lead in talking about the main topic of the trip.
"Xiao Zhi, we at Shunfeng Suyun feel that your current image and tone are very consistent with our brand. The main reason we came here this time is to talk to you about the endorsement issue. We noticed that you have been out for so long I haven’t accepted the commercial endorsement contract yet. So we would like to ask if you have such intention, and if so, what is the price range?”
This time, it was not just Shunfeng’s family who came to the island.
Seeing Miao getting down to business, Lou Zhiguang, the brand operator of Xiaoai AI Voice from Rice Technology, also put down the coconut in his hand;
"Classmate Xiaozhi, I won't beat around the bush. Considering your current popularity, our Xiaoai Voice can offer you a two-year endorsement contract worth 8 million. Of course, if the series "Longing for Life" The video can continue to be made, and if you are interested in implanting it, we can discuss the price separately."
Being stared at eagerly by the two parties, Li Youzhi pursed his lips in amusement.
The videos in the series "Longing for Life" must not be implanted. The main theme of this program is the quiet life on a desert island. If too many commercial elements are incorporated, the atmosphere will be broken.
As for endorsements... He feels that eight million dollars in two years is not very good at all!
When he was filming "Shaoge" before, he had carefully studied Jin Yan's endorsement business - in fact, he only knew about it passively. After all, at that time, Jin Yan had withdrawn from the show twice in a row, his public image was damaged, and the agency lost a lot of money. At the same time, the prices of several endorsement contracts were also revealed.
For a top idol like Jin Yan, the current brand endorsement fee is about 20 million per year.
What's going on with Brother Zhi now?
I won’t mention the glorious history before, but just take the past month as an example;
The shared husband of the ancient puppet circle, the infrastructure maniac of Hell Island, the special medicine for urban anxiety, and the little public figure who sleeps with 800,000 netizens online!
Money is not important, the main thing is that Brother Zhi cannot afford to fall into this position!
With this in mind, Li Youzhi looked at the people waiting for his reply and made a scissor hand gesture.
"An endorsement should cost at least 20 million in two years, otherwise there is no need to negotiate."
Blanch!
Looking at Li Youzhi's two fingers, Lou Zhiguang and Miao Zheng frowned.
He looks like a very clean and sunny young man, but the asking price is quite dark!
What's Li Youzhi's situation now?
The popularity is indeed there, but it became popular too quickly, and the hoop jumping was too serious. The styles of works vary greatly from work to work, fan popularity is not stable and even the fan base has not been screened.
In fact, there is no horizontal comparison between commercial value and those traffic stars who control the army of brain-dead fans.
Regarding the price offered by Li Youzhi, Lou Zhiguang and Miao Zheng looked at each other and shook their heads almost simultaneously.
"Xiao Zhi, you see things are like this. We have taken a fancy to your tone. But you have only debuted for more than a year. Without the endorsement of a brokerage company, the subsequent development is actually not clear. Sign you We have to bear some risks for endorsement, so the price you gave is indeed a bit high."
Seeing that the two employers had unified their opinions and stood on the same front, Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows.
Good guy, Brother Zhi said, why are we here together?
This is the price to pay if you want to join forces and kill Brother Zhi!
Thinking this, Li Youzhi laughed, clapped his legs and stood up from the bench.
"Actually, it doesn't matter whether I take on business or not. You should have known me. I own Heguang Culture, and the company's annual profits are pretty good, so for endorsements, you choose me, and I choose the brand. Since you think The price is high, so let’s not talk about it.”
"The shelter has just been cleaned up. Except for the program crew and guests of "Single Is Hell", no one has come outside yet. You are considered the first guests of the cabin. Since you are here, treat it as a guest. Let's go together. Have a meal.”
"By the way, Brother Miao, I have a batch of express delivery coming today. Can you contact the courier on Qionghai Island and deliver it to me? I will record a video of your courier at that time. It does not count as implantation."
"Ah... OK, I'll make arrangements."
It was completely unexpected that Li Youzhi refused the endorsement so easily and was not impressed by the price at all. Miao Zheng felt a little complicated for a while.
In response to Li Youzhi's request, he nodded subconsciously.
After returning to the house to get the harpoon and net, Li Youzhi handed the flower seeds that he had not yet planted to Lou Zhiguang, who was frowning and seemed to be thinking of quitting.
"Mr. Lou, Mr. Miao. According to the rules of the hut, anyone who comes over as a guest has to work in exchange for hospitality. So, Mr. Lou, please help me plant the flower seeds. Mr. Miao, please follow me to the beach and get some ingredients." .”
"Ah good."
Li Youzhi smiled secretly when he saw Miao Zheng taking off his suit and rolling up his shirt sleeves to follow him, and Lou Zhiguang, who was a little unhappy and obviously had no interest in growing flowers.
Article 39 of the "Workplace Code": Never let two leaders/colleagues/Party A stand on the same front against you. If they have formed an alliance, the most effective way to divide them is to get close to one party in front of the other. one.
Article 16 of the "Rules of Love" is similar: When a girl doesn't like you, the most effective way to get her to pay attention to you is not to give you gifts or stalk her, but to pursue her besties!
Similarly, Article 19 of the "Rule of Love": When your girlfriend's best friend has reached a point where it affects your normal relationship with your girlfriend, the most effective way is not to lick your girlfriend, but to please her best friend in front of your girlfriend.
Li Youzhi glanced at Miao Zheng, who was following him step by step, and then glanced at Lou Zhiguang, who was helping him plant flowers with his butt raised, and Li Youzhi snorted.
Playing with Brother Zhi?
In terms of tactics, can you have Zhi Ge Liu?
Brother Zhi is indeed living in seclusion now, but that doesn’t mean that Brother Zhi doesn’t have any skills!
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After taking Miao Zheng out of the forest, Li Youzhi rushed directly to the Rock Beach Seafood Market.
In fact, the island is rich in food, many birds are very plump, and there are also land animals like giant squirrels or island rabbits on the island.
But Li Youzhi knew very well that all terrestrial animals on islands like this, which were not mice, were protected.
To be on the safe side...seafood is better.
Taking advantage of the low tide, Li Youzhi and Miao spent the whole morning shopping for zero yuan on the rocky beach, and finally harvested two large net bags of seafood.
After waiting with the seaside for a while, and personally receiving a large package of express mail sent by netizens from all over the world from Commissioner Shunfeng by speedboat, Li Youzhi took Miao Zheng back to the shelter.
While Miao Zheng, who was very excited about going to sea for the first time, and several colleagues were cleaning and processing the seafood, Li Youzhi returned to the hut carrying the pile of express items.
After unboxing the small items sent by netizens, they were neatly placed on the shelves made last night.
These things are varied, including old marbles with burnt patterns, the Water Margin hero card of the young master, sandbags with corn kernels inside, rusty iron frogs, and some such as four-wheel drive vehicles, laser pointers, and tree branch slingshots. This kind of thing has long been eliminated by the times.
Although the first batch of things sent by netizens were not many, after the items full of childlike interest and sense of age were displayed, they still added a lot of interest to the monotonous cabin.
"Xiao Zhi, everything has been washed, what should we do?"
Just as Li Youzhi put his hands on his hips and looked at the childhood treasures of netizens on the shelves, Miao Zheng, whose hands were stained with water, came into the room.
After looking at the time, it was only after ten o'clock, Li Youzhi smiled and waved his hand.
"Seafood is processed very quickly. Most of it is sashimi or steamed. Wait a moment while I record the soundtrack for today's material."
After noting Miao Zhengzhi, Li Youzhi called Wei Yao who was outside filming the guest material, and picked up the guitar he bought from the recording studio when he recorded "To the Clouds" on the island.
Li Youzhi actually didn't consider the soundtrack for "Longing for Life". Most of the material was played in original sound, except for the ending theme song "Towards the Clouds".
After seeing these small items sent by netizens today, he felt it was time to bring out another ballad that he liked very much.
Asking Wei Yao to take the camera to the two-story shelf for a close-up, Li Youzhi simply adjusted the chords.
As he gently plucked the strings, a soothing and beautiful melody rippled from his fingertips.
outside the door.
After collecting flower seeds all morning, Lou Zhiguang's patience was almost exhausted.
Standing in the small courtyard holding a cigarette, watching Miao, who seemed to have completely forgotten the purpose of the trip, playing with the seafood, Lou Zhiguang moved closer.
"Mr. Miao, did you have a good time this morning? Did you two talk to the beach again?"
"ah?"
When Lou Zhiguang asked about business, Miao Zheng was stunned.
Damn, he was having so much fun just now, he really integrated into the environment all of a sudden and forgot about business matters.
"Hi, no chatting. It seems that Xiaozhi really doesn't care about the endorsement. When we were at the beach at the beginning, I asked a few sideways questions, but he didn't say anything."
"Then you two stayed at the beach all morning, and then you really went to sea?"
"Ah, that's right. We just went to the beach to catch some seafood, then waited for the express delivery, and we came back."
Minato, can you become a director with Shunfeng’s work attitude?
Secretly despising Miao Zheng's work attitude in his heart, Lou Zhiguang walked aside silently.
Just when he wanted to talk to Li Youzhi again and leave the island quickly if there was no result, he heard a soft and soothing guitar sound coming from the shelter.
"Chasing the sunset with bare feet beside the railway, hero cards in glass beads and iron boxes. Playing with rubber bands to hide under the stone bridge, and grandma puts her shoes on and sits on the courtyard dam."
"There are ginkgo flowers in the orchid frame in front of the iron gate, and there are people living in thatched houses. They are joking and laughing on the way to school, and the water is flowing in the fields..."
Hiss!
Following the light-filled transom of the cabin, Lou Zhiguang was stunned when he heard Li Youzhi's deep and distant singing voice, which seemed to capture time and space all at once.
Damn, this song... is kind of nice!
Just as he was thinking this, the song had already reached the climax of the chorus.
"...We grow up day by day, dreaming of white rabbits with sticky teeth. We also fantasize about fairy scientists, and pencil drawings of clay characters on the white wall..."
As a post-1985 generation, Lou Zhiguang fell into a trance in just this moment.
Under the warm sunshine, the simple singing with only guitar accompaniment seemed to drag him back to the summer thirty years ago, to the rustic, but particularly warm alley in his memory!
The long-dead memory gave him a critical blow at this moment!
It wasn't until Li Youzhi's distant and profound singing ended and the guitar strings dissipated that he slowly came back to his senses.
Looking at the three rows of old toys on the shelf that seemed to have traveled through time and space, Lou Zhiguang, who had carefully studied Li Youzhi's live broadcast and "Longing for Life" in the past two days, had already expected the effect of today's program without even using his brain. What a blast!
Looking at the Shunfeng Express boxes that he hadn't had time to pack up, a trace of anger instantly rose in his heart!
Thinking of Miao Zheng's "innocent" expression just now, Lou Zhiguang felt that his mouth became longer and his ears became pointed, and the word "Donkey" slowly appeared on his face.
(╬◣д◢)!
The down-and-out bitch, when he came, he said that we would work together to lower the price and negotiate an endorsement deal within ten million seconds.
It turns out you are playing backstab!
In this scene, who would believe me if I said you didn’t have any adultery, you bastard!
With this in mind, Lou Zhiguang went straight into the hut, grabbed Li Youzhi who was packing the express boxes, and strode towards the bamboo forest on the west side of the hut.
"Hey? Brother Lou, what are you doing?"
After being dragged into the woods by Lou Zhiguang, Li Youzhi asked quietly.
"Fifteen million, that song just now is for our classmate Xiao Ai!"
Looking at the indignant Lou Zhiguang, Li Youzhi blinked his eyes and smacked his lips.
"That's not good, Brother Lou...if Brother Miao knew about it, he would definitely be angry."
Seeing Li Youzhi's embarrassed look, Lou Zhiguang gritted his teeth.
"Eighteen million!"
One thousand and eighty...tsk.
After tasting the price offered by Pinlou Zhiguang, Li Youzhi touched his chin.
"Brother Lou, 20 million is still 20 million. I'll save the implant for my next work for you! I guarantee that the implant will be maximized for you! Or I'll make a separate commercial for you. It can't be any lower. Oh! After all...the conditions given to you are too low. If Brother Miao finds out...I'm not a good person."
"..."
Seeing Li Youzhi's troubled look, Lou Zhiguang lowered his arms after struggling for a moment.
The other end.
Miao Zheng, who had just packed up the seafood next to the pool, raised his eyebrows as he looked at Li Youzhi and Lou Zhiguang who hurried into the bamboo forest.
He wiped the water stains on his hands with his priceless custom-made trousers and followed him silently.
"...Twenty million for two years...but...we must ensure that the next work is an urban theme...Xiao Ai voice implant...the TV series must not be less than 20 scenes, and the movie duration must not be less than..."
"Okay, but don't tell Brother Miao...let him know...it's not good..."
(°°)
Standing outside the bamboo forest, listening to the intermittent conversations inside, Miao Zheng was stunned.
o(▼伶▼メ;)o
Backstabbing your dad while he's at work?
Knock it inside! That shit from Rice Technology! ! !
PS: Prize-winning guessing, when Xiaoai classmates and Shunfeng Logistics become sponsors, the next plot of the movie will be (), and the correct answer will reward a fool's kiss + a jade foot photo. PS: I didn’t finish it today, there must be at least 5,000 words left. Yesterday I felt really uncomfortable all over, and there was a... very indescribable feeling of abnormality.