Chapter 383: Push the Boiling Goat quickly, Pleasant Goat has no strength left

Chapter 383: Push the Boiling Goat quickly, Pleasant Goat has no strength left

Bai Ye lifted his pants and walked out of the room with satisfaction.

The Zhijin flower in the room has a ruddy complexion with tears stained on it, just like a flower that is still beautiful after being damaged by wind and rain.

It can only be said that what is on your shoulders is not necessarily responsibility, and what stabs you in the back is not necessarily a knife.

On the matter of Zhijin flowers, Bai Ye has been busy for so long, and it is finally time to harvest.

I have to say that Zhijin Flower Bear is really big and plump, comparable to Xia He.

…

"Bai Ye!" Bai Xianchu jumped on Bai Ye from behind, clamped his waist with his legs, put his arms around his neck, and said happily: "Hong Sicong has become the director of the Demon Management Bureau, he told me Ah, it will completely change Yun Zhonghe's old rule that prohibits intermarriage between monsters and humans, and will grant monsters the qualifications for human-male marriage, so I can officially marry you in the future."

"What are the qualifications for a shemale lover to get married?" Bai Ye complained, "Is your demon world in Siam?"

Although he also knew that this was the abbreviation for monsters and humans, something didn't sound right.

"I think it's better to switch to a yakuza romance... emmmmmmm, it still feels a bit awkward, but it's definitely better than a yakuza romance."

"Shemale love? Monster love? Is there any difference?" Bai Xianchu tilted her head and thought for a while, then chose to give up: "But Bai Ye, your attention must be very strange. The most important thing is that we can legally get married, right? ?Aren’t you happy?”

"Happy! Of course I'm happy! Look at my smiling face, how sincere it is!" Bai Ye pulled his face with both hands, showing a strange expression that seemed to be crying and laughing at the same time.

Hey, why do two people know how to urge marriage?

I wonder if His Excellency the Head of State committed suicide 45 minutes after getting married?

Look, a man as strong as the Head of State, who personally fought in the First World War and personally commanded and launched the Second World War, cannot bear to get married.

"Hmph! You clearly don't want to marry me, you want to prostitute me for nothing!"

Bai Xianchu angrily grabbed Bai Ye's ears and pulled them.

"Who said that?" Bai Ye said angrily: "Is it that Jia Bingbing talking nonsense again? I said Xiaobai, don't listen to that eighth-grandmother. She has been single for a long time and is jealous. Xiaobai, you found such an excellent boyfriend like me and you want to break us up!"

"Then you come with me to get the marriage certificate!" Bai Xianchu pouted and said, "I'm not afraid of a girl. You are a grown man, what are you afraid of?"

"I'm not afraid, I'm just... cautious." Bai Ye turned a corner and said, "Speaking of Xiaobai, you found out that Hong Sicong became the director of the Demon Management Bureau. Should we go celebrate?"

"Do you need it?" Bai Xianchu was diverted and said, "Hong Sicong did send me an invitation to attend his inauguration ceremony. I'm too lazy to go."

"Why don't we go and have a look together." Bai Ye said, "I haven't been to the demon world yet, so I'm really curious."

"What fun is there in the demon world?" Bai Xianchu said: "It's very boring! There are not as many things to eat and play as there are here."

According to Bai Xianchu's description, the total area of ​​the demon world is about the size of one or two provinces in China, and it is not bordering the earth. Instead, it is in another small world and can only communicate with each other through a space gate.

And this space gate is actually located underground. Generally speaking, they need to take the subway to go back and forth between the human world and the demon world. Like the sea monsters living in the Pacific, they can also take the undersea subway east of the magic city to return to and from the human world - Some monsters, over a long period of time, have also found loopholes in the space of the monster world and created illegal passages to travel illegally to the human-monster world. In the human world, this is called smuggling.

As for the monster world, in order to survive, some technologies that take advantage of the special abilities of monsters are very strong, such as the underwater subway, which is drilled out of the sea by dragons and maintained by the magical power of water control; there is also the kind of bite that can make people lose their ability. The mosquito with one day's memory is also a quality specially cultivated by the demon world; and the communication technology is also developed by relying on the Taisu demon clan...

But the civilian industry in the demon world is seriously biased. The resources and products are far less abundant than those on the earth. Even many of their industrial products have to purchase parts and machine tools from the earth.

"People are always curious about things they have never seen before." Bai Ye smiled and said, "And I also want to see the place where you used to live, Xiaobai."

Bai Ye had heard Bai Xianchu say before that there is no such thing as the Lord of the Demon Realm in the Demon Realm, and it is a small world independent of the earth's time and space. Bai Ye felt... could he try to refine this Demon Realm and use it for his own use? Woolen cloth?

Even if you can't, it's still good to go see all kinds of strange creatures in the demon world.

There are all kinds of beast-eared girls. It would be so cool if every race could have a woman.

"Okay, let me help you ask if I can take you to the demon world to see..." Bai Xianchu thought for a while and said.

The next day.

Bai Ye and Bai Xianchu arrived at the Demon Realm subway station and waited.

After Bai Xianchu talked to Hong Sicong, Hong Sicong replied not long after, yes.

Because Bai Ye's strength is too strong, a person who can drive the ferocious beast Taotie is really not someone they can afford to offend in the current demon world.

You are refusing to enter Baiye now to show your full preparedness. It is okay, but with his strength, is it really impossible for him to find an opportunity to sneak in?

So there is no point in doing these little tricks. It is better to let him come with Bai Xianchu openly. At least for Bai Xianchu's sake, he won't embarrass us little Kalami too much, right?

"Hi, Xiaobai!"

Jia Bingbing ran over with a smile and greeted Bai Xianchu.

"Bingbing, you're really late." Bai Xianchu said, "The subway is almost here."

"I didn't expect that I would be a big star now. I'm very busy." Jia Bingbing said, "I finally found some time to go back and attend Hong Sicong's inauguration ceremony."

"Hey, this is my brother-in-law, right? It's our first time meeting you. Hello."

Jia Bingbing smiled and extended her hand to Bai Ye.

"Hello." Bai Ye's smile was a little stiff.

It was this Jia Bingbing who was causing trouble and making him lose so much joy.

The original Bai Xianchu was just a spotless lily, easy to deceive, and she did whatever he said, but this Jia Bingbing has been in the human world for a long time and knows too many tricks, so she always gives Bai Xianchu Chu was the military advisor, which made it difficult for Bai Ye to deceive Bai Xianchu again.

Really annoying.

"The golden boy and the beautiful girl are so good. The child they give birth to will definitely be very beautiful!" Jia Bingbing said with a smile: "Xiao Bai, if you get married and have children in the future, I will be your godmother."

"No problem!" Bai Xianchu patted his chest generously and said, "You will be the child's godmother, and Hong Sicong will be the godfather."

"Bah, bah, bah!" Jia Bingbing said: "Then I am not going to be a couple with Hong Sicong? No, no, no! Forget about Hong Sicong, he is so ugly, let him be the godfather of the child, don't scare the child."

While joking, the subway arrived.

After just a few minutes of taking the subway, we arrived at the station.

When Byakuya walked out of the station, it was a bit incredible. He could actually see the sun in the ninja world?

Blue light flashed in his eyes.

moon.

Even the sun, moon and stars are no different from what you see on earth.

"Hmm... It seems that the demon world is independent of the earth's time and space, but it is attached to the earth. It is like the cave paradise opened by the great power in myths and legends, but this cave paradise is very big."

Bai Ye secretly thought.

Outside the subway station is the bustling commercial street of the demon world, which is similar to the human world.

It's just that most of the customers here have strange shapes.

Some have transparent bodies, as if they are made of water; some have multiple arms and are busy shuttling between stalls; others have horns on their heads and long tails trailing behind them...

Of course, there are also those who, like Bai Xianchu and Jia Bingbing beside Bai Ye, have completely transformed into human forms.

"interesting."

Bai Ye looked at the dazzling array of products. In addition to modern industrial products, some shops also displayed crystal clear gems, while others displayed various ancient magical instruments.

"Okay Bai Ye, let's go shopping for these things later. Hong Sicong's place is about to start. We can't be late." Bai Xianchu said, holding Bai Ye's arm.

then.

Bai Xianchu and Jia Bingbing took Bai Ye to a skyscraper in the demon world - the monsters in the demon world are all kinds of strange. Some like to live in ancient buildings, some like the wilderness, and some have kept up with the development trend of the times. , live in a modern residence.

At the press conference, they were sitting in the venue and saw Hong Sicong standing on the stage speaking:

"Regarding transsexual love, the interim implementation measures have been officially adopted."

The scene immediately burst into thunderous applause.

"However, in order to prevent the excessive spread of shemale love and lead to a crisis in the demon world, shemale marriages must be submitted for review. If the review passes, you will be allowed to officially register your marriage."

Hong Sicong put on a pair of sunglasses and then continued: "Here is the list of the first batch of people who are eligible to get married, Arctic Silver Fox, Bai Xianchu... Bai Xianchu!"

As he spoke, Hong Sicong took out his stereo and placed it on the podium:

"Call loudly to the sky, say, I love you, say to the wandering white clouds, I miss you, let the sky hear it, let the white clouds see it, no one can erase the promise we made …”

Hong Sicong raised his head and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with a tear shed from the corner of his eye.

There is no way, if it were someone else, he might still have the qualifications to fight for it, but that is the owner of Taotie...

Even in terms of feelings, Bai Xianchu could not compare to the lifesaver whom Bai Xianchu had longed for for more than a dozen people. He could only swallow tears in his stomach.

"What is he doing? He looks like an idiot." Bai Xianchu pouted.

Reporters from the surrounding news media saw Hong Sicong's stuck appearance and started talking and whispering below.

Jia Bingbing looked at Bai Xianchu speechlessly, Xiaobai, do you really not understand, or are you pretending not to understand?

Hong Sicong almost sent you to Bai Ye's bed with his own hands.

Even Fei Yangyang has to call him "big brother", but you are still here laughing at him: "Fei Yangyang, please push faster, Pleasant Yang Yang has no strength."

When Hong Sicong meets you, it is really his fate.

"Since ancient times, green plums have been defeated by heaven. The ancients were sincere and would not deceive me." Jia Bingbing sighed.

Hong Sicong held on to his feelings and hosted the press conference to the end.

"Hi, Xiaobai, Bingbing, and Mr. Bai Ye, when did you come?" After the press conference, Hong Sicong saw Bai Ye and his group. He touched the corners of his eyes and smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry. The sand just blinded my eyes."

"We just arrived." Bai Ye said with a smile.

He has received the greatest benefits, so there is no need to add salt to other people's wounds.

"That's it..." Hong Sicong breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Actually, it's nothing, he's just a bad director, and you guys have come all the way here to cause trouble."

"Poor Director? You're such a stinky guy. How about we switch, give me the position of Director, and let you be the big star?" Jia Bingbing said: "Damn it, from now on the demon world will be under your control, all those big and small Are you allowed to choose beauties from all ethnic groups? You can sleep with whoever you want, and I really want this kind of power."

"Jia Bingbing, don't talk nonsense. I am very clean and self-sufficient." Hong Sicong quickly said: "Do you think I am like your rabbit tribe? I can enter the estrus period after 4 months of birth, and will be in estrus at about 6 months." You can have children, you can reproduce 12 months a year, and you can complete one round in two months..."

Ah this...

Bai Ye fell into silence.

Are rabbit genes so powerful?

Speaking of Douluo Continent, the rabbit that lived for a hundred thousand years, for a whole hundred thousand years, how many times has it... mated?

Next, Bai Ye and Bai Xianchu, Jia Bingbing and Hong Sicong spent a day playing in the demon world.

Although the light industry in the demon world is far less developed than in the human world, there are still many special delicacies and products unique to the demon world.

Play until the end.

Get ready to leave.

Bai Ye handed Hong Sicong a business card and said: "The development of the human world will be faster and faster in the future, increasing exponentially. If the demon world does not integrate into the human world, problems will occur sooner or later. It is better to find a solution early."

"This is the phone number of the CEO of my Jushen Asia branch. You can first find out about the nature of this company. If you have any ideas, you can contact her."

Although Bai Ye had ideas about the demon world, he was not in a hurry. He copied a lot of information from the demon world library and went back to study the nature of the demon world.

Back in the Magic City, Bai Ye was studying the demon world while supervising Tong Wei's construction of the Giant God branch.

Tong Wei feels that her life is too miserable. She has to be busy with the company and sleep with her boss.

When Bai Ye lifted up her pants to smoke a cigarette, Tong Wei lay on the desk panting. She said unconvinced: "Bai Ye, you told me so many hell jokes, why don't I tell you one."

"ah?"

"The cannibals caught a beater, why did they let her go?"

"Why?"

"Because it's too hard to beat the workers!" Tong Wei said: "Later, the cannibals captured the boss who beat the workers. Why did they let him go?"

"I don't know."

Tong Wei: "Because... the boss is inhumane!"