Chapter 475 I have never seen such an arrogant person in my life!
"ah!!!"
Just as Li Youzhi's live broadcast room exploded into pieces, there was also a burst of screams from the girls' dormitory building of Agricultural University.
Standing downstairs in the dormitory, listening to the screams that could not be blocked by the windows, Tu Susu, who had just returned from the Heguang Audiovisual Division and had worked overtime for another unexplained day, frowned.
Just when she was curious about what happened, she suddenly saw a group of girls in pajamas filing out of the stairs carrying mobile phones.
Tu Susu's brows furrowed even more as he watched each of his classmates lose their beauty.
Is there a rat infestation in the dormitory?
Or is it that the cockroaches mutate and explode?
"Hey, what's wrong? Why are you going?"
"Senior brother, senior brother, he has gone to the rooftop!"
Hearing the answer from a girl he picked up, Tu Susu hissed;
"Which senior brother?"
"Which senior brother could there be? My husband, Senior Brother Li Youzhi!"
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Tu Susu blinked as he looked at the girl who broke free and ran towards the school community.
Oh, it's that frog boy,
So... someone hooked him up and sold him to Xianyu again?
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Building 4 of the Agricultural University campus community.
At this time, Li Youzhi was already standing outside the railing of the balcony.
With his feet on the edge of the balcony, looking at the dizzying height below, he silently glanced at the screen of his phone.
At this time, the live broadcast room has already popped up the anchor’s behavioral risk warning,
In the red warning prompt, more than 400,000 netizens online have turned the barrage area into a storm of text!
"Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong! Don't pay attention to my ridiculous suggestion just now. "Leader" is very good. It is like the Anti-Japanese War version of the Three Kingdoms, where the situation and destiny are in a dilemma. It is also like the Red Mansions in military uniforms, which is so stupid. The snake-gray thread lies thousands of miles away. The reason why everyone came to you to scold them after watching the ending, but not to scold Wu Guanzhong and Cao Xueqin for the endings of "Three Kingdoms" and "Red Mansions", is because they are dead and you are still alive!"
"Can the horse in front of you talk? If you can't talk, shut the fuck up! Brother, netizens reacted so hard to the ending of "The Leader" simply because they liked it so much! The whole show feels like Playing jokes with the cannon fodder in Zenda and Qiqi Slope for so long, and then watching them die, watching them break, and finally draw this deafening circle. This circle is deeper than "Band of Brothers" and more popular than "Catch-22" It’s also more contagious. So you can’t jump. I want to see more stories like this that belong to us!”
"Brother, don't jump. If I don't have you, how can I live?"
"Brother, brother, come down! Brother, I will only follow you from now on, and I will follow you until the finale of News Network! Supporting from the grave, burning paper to chase stars, etc. It's so weird, Minato!"
Beep!
Received additional [Fear] stunning points, 3120290 points!
Tsk,
Li Youzhi smacked his lips when he saw the crazy rainbow farts of Leziren netizens on the screen.
Minato,
It's thanks to Brother Zhi that he doesn't want to die. If Brother Zhi really had any intention of seeking short-sightedness and was persuaded like this by you bunch of idiots, it would probably be true.
Ignoring the people who were talking in a hurry, Li Youzhi inserted his cell phone into the chest pocket of his shirt and observed the structure downstairs again.
The dormitory building is a standard one-story, three-family residential building. Due to the policy of installing elevators above the seventh floor, the highest floor is the sixth floor.
The height of each floor is almost three meters high. The balcony he is on is a protruding structure, and the balcony on each floor has anti-fall railings painted with black paint.
On the left side of the balcony is the window of the bedroom next door, and on the right side is the air conditioning unit.
Silently calculating the route in his mind, Li Youzhi had an idea of his current physical and strength limits, and drafted several failure plans.
He first grabbed the railing of the balcony with both hands, and then shrank his entire body. After grabbing the edge of the balcony with both hands, he carefully and neatly performed a horizontal bar downward movement - turning his feet together with his body into a suspended posture!
After putting a little force on his feet, balancing his body weight and testing the smoothness of the balcony floor, Li Youzhi lowered his head and looked at the cell phone on his chest.
He took a deep breath, stabilized his emotions, concentrated all his attention, and raised his eyebrows.
"Friends, sit still, let's... go!"
With a low "go", Li Youzhi loosened his hands, and his whole body... fell straight down in a free fall!
In the live broadcast room, as the picture in the camera suddenly turned into an afterimage, the barrage area... burst out with a "Fuck" mixed with sharp explosions.
At the same time, a group of classmates who ran over after watching Li Youzhi's live broadcast had already arrived in front of Building 4.
With the afterglow of the fire cloud, I watched the black shadow fall from the balcony on the sixth floor like a coconut blown by the wind. Suddenly... there was a sky-high scream in the school community!
"Ahhhhh!"
At this time, Li Youzhi could no longer hear the outside world at all.
Feeling the weightlessness of his body as he fell, he concentrated as never before. He ignored the faint noise and strong wind in his ears. As he watched the balcony on the fifth floor approaching quickly, he saw the right moment and suddenly exerted force with his hands...
In that flash of lightning, the palm of his hand exploded with all its strength and clung to the edge of the fifth-floor balcony!
The scene that was quickly skipped in the live broadcast stopped suddenly as if a pause had been pressed, and when viewed from downstairs, his long and strong body seemed to be held up by a pair of invisible big hands. , almost violating the rules of physics, hovering directly under the balcony on the fifth floor!
Time, air, and those sharp explosions... were frozen at this moment.
Hoo, ho, ho,
Under the edge of the balcony on the fifth floor.
The muscles in his arms surged, and he clasped the edge of the balcony with both hands. Li Youzhi took a few deep breaths and adjusted himself because of the instantaneous secretion of adrenaline, which directly hit his heartbeat of 120.
Looking at Senior Sister Yan, who was standing on the balcony on the fourth floor, wearing a bath towel and holding a hairdryer, Li Youzhi grinned... and let go of his hands.
"ah!!!"
Li Youzhi fell again amid another scream from his senior sister and those downstairs that could shatter the glass.
The action he took when he went downstairs was actually not his original creation.
It was a scene from Jet Li's movie "Romeo Deadly" that he remembered, where he used the edge of the balcony to cushion his weight while grabbing a bar to go downstairs.
In extreme sports, this set of actions is called "sweeping the building."
The method is very simple, but it requires a lot of arm strength!
Li Youzhi is confident in his own strength. A free fall of three meters is roughly equivalent to the strength of a set of somersaults, leaps and jumps by an uneven bars athlete to grab the bar.
When he went downstairs just now, the only thing Li Youzhi was worried about was that the edge of the balcony was too slippery to hold on to.
So when he came down, he planned to use the inertia of his body to jump directly to the balcony on the next floor if he missed.
But after his first success, he felt the friction on the balcony floor was enough to support his grip, and Li Youzhi gained full confidence.
Amidst the screams, he concentrated all his attention again and grabbed the edge of the fourth floor balcony.
After a short stop, we continued down!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
The fourth floor, the third floor, the second floor... As the screams became smaller and smaller, and the height became smaller and smaller, finally, amid a burst of exclamations, there was a muffled sound on the ground on the first floor.
Snapped.
With his feet firmly on the ground, Li Youzhi looked up at the brightly lit balcony on the sixth floor, and patted his dusty hands.
At this time, there was silence around him.
Looking back at the large group of classmates who had gathered in front of Building 4, Li Youzhi grinned and took out his cell phone from his breast pocket.
At this time, the number of people online in the live broadcast room has reached more than 600,000.
However, in the interactive area, it was as quiet as downstairs.
Looking at the barrage area that seemed to be frozen, Li Youzhi waved to the camera.
"Friends, we have reached the first floor safely. I noticed that the live broadcast center issued a danger warning just now, so I would like to remind everyone that the action just now is very dangerous. Please do not imitate it easily."
In the live broadcast room, with his greeting, the petrification magic... was finally broken!
"Brother... I'm just saying, you think too highly of us! Are we going to imitate you, you bastard?"
"I've seen outrageous people, but... I've never seen such an arrogant person in my life? Sixth floor, then it's the fucking sixth floor!"
"Hey, you saw it today... the moment I arrived safely on the first floor, my cerebellum shrank."
"That's it? My brother weighs about 70kg. Assume that the floor is 3.5m high. According to S=1/2gt, F=mt, g=9.8m/s, the impact on the palm of the hand when touching the balcony on the next floor is F=m* (2S/g)...almost 2400N. It took the little guy just now to go downstairs for half a minute. If it were me, I wouldn't brag to you, it would only be two seconds at most! So for this level, I can only say...what the hell What kind of unicorn arm is this? Damn it! What the hell has it been like that human evolution has not brought me along with me? Damn it, it’s so awesome!!!”
Beep!
Receive an additional [Shock] stunning value of 4212020 points!
Beep!
Suggested task (go downstairs, don't take the stairs or the elevator), the task difficulty is 5 stars, completed!
Get C-level reward chest X1!
Wuhu? !
Li Youzhi raised his eyebrows when he saw the barrage boiling over in the live broadcast room and the three system prompts that popped up in front of him.
The value of this amazing value is... very high!
In just half a minute, the time it takes to go downstairs, it’s almost time to catch up with the finale of "The Leader", right?
It seems that things that can arouse the emotions of netizens can cut leeks better?
Okay, okay, I learned it, I learned it,
"Li, you have ambition!!!"
Just as Li Youzhi was looking at this wave of profits and thinking deeply, suddenly a small black shadow jumped out from the dense crowd in front of Building 4.
Following her angry roar, a figure with the scent of snacks rushed towards her like a cannonball!
In the night, when Li Youzhi came back to his senses, he felt his body sinking, and then he felt a pair of good teeth biting the flesh of his chest!
Because of the ultra-low body fat rate, the teeth only bite once, and the full force of the two rows of small steel teeth bites into the shirt.
But through the popping sound of the shirt buttons and the sound of the mouth biting the shirt, the anger of the figure can still be felt;
"Pink wrist! 唔 粉 屋 屋 五 五 五“ “呜?! Oh wow wow, wow wow to do it! Woohoo, five or five oh oh! Woo!?"
[You bastard, do you know what you are doing? ! My dad invested 600 million for you! Both of us are working for you! What will we do if something happens to you? ? 】
Studio.
Through Li Youzhi's lens, seeing Tu Susu burying her head in his chest and sobbing uncontrollably, Leziren netizens felt as if they had been stabbed by the whispering Galen at this moment - silent, Breaking the defense!
"If I read it correctly...this is Shiqing, Fang Min...Susu, right? So, is this an official announcement?"
"I'm just saying, why doesn't Heguang Culture praise such a potential star like Su Su? Why doesn't it invest resources in her? It turns out...it turns out that she has become the boss's wife! Come on, little brother, you are now, immediately, immediately Go back upstairs and jump for me again, tie your hands and jump! If I try to persuade you again this time, I will be a fucking dog!"
"You guys in front of me, aren't you just a single person? You said (chew chew chew) who researched this dog food thing (chew chew chew), (chew chew chew), you are so tree..."
"Woof! Woof woof woof...Woo! My family can't hold it any longer, my little brother is single, he's fucking single!? This makes me feel more uncomfortable than him making hundreds of millions, and it makes me even more uncomfortable than killing me. It’s uncomfortable, fuck!”
In front of Building 4.
Looking at Tu Susu who suddenly jumped into Li Youzhi's arms and couldn't help sobbing, the panting and frightened girls from the Agricultural University ran over from the other side of the campus... their silver teeth made a crunching sound.
Beep!
Received additional [Envy, Jealousy and Hatred] stunning points, 3201122 points!
Received additional [Heartbroken] stunning points, 41202 points!
hold head high?
Looking at the netizens who suddenly collapsed, Li Youzhi frowned.
No... why are you just making fun of a fair here? !
Can this really be a surprise?
Isn’t this fucking imagination so rich? Isn’t it possible to have some CP?
What kind of love brain is this, you bastard!
And, CP, why are you so amazing?
In his heart, he despised a wave of netizens and school girls who were blindly consuming CP. Li Youzhi gently raised his hand and pressed the head of Tu Susu, who was madly scolding her, into his arms - directly manually muting the words. !
"Be good, I'm fine. No need to worry, I'm just going downstairs. Let's go home later."
Beep!
The stunning value of [Envy, Jealousy and Hatred] is 3801122 points!
The stunning value of [Heartbreak] is 88202 points!
Seeing Li Youzhi's doting movements, listening to his gentle comfort, and the fact that he ignored the blows and kicks of the person in his arms and directly "exploded with boyfriend power" to pick him up and walk back to the unit building, netizens and students The mentality of the girls...exploded!