You're in a movie theater, run!

You're in a movie theater, run!

Watching "Fengshen Chaoge Fengyun" in the cinema

All I have to say now is: run!

The adaptation of this movie far exceeds the gap between the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

And I don’t think the change is bullshit.

I now fully agree with what Teacher Liu Xiaolingtong said: Adaptation is not random editing!

The content of the current movie is completely about TM selling meat, Daji selling meat, King Zhou selling meat, Ji Fa selling meat, especially Daji, whose breasts leaked out at the slightest mention of the bathing part.

I'm a rough person, I don't know anything about the way of transformation, and I don't understand special effects (and I don't see what's so good about that white suit)

All I know is that as a person who dislikes Honghuangliu very much, my only thought after seeing this movie is that Honghuangliu's adaptation of Fengshen is simply a masterpiece.

Let's put it this way, anyone who has watched a little bit about the Conferred Gods or even just the part of the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods will not be able to stand this thing.

I came here after watching an up who said this movie was very good, and then I realized that I and that up didn’t have the same perspective.

Anyway, I can’t stand this outrageous adaptation.

There is nothing wrong with the background. Pangu created the sky and Nuwa created humans, except that Nuwa died after creating humans.

Then the first scene at the opening is about Su Hu's rebellion, and here comes the place where he can do tricks. Su Quanhu (it's Su Hu's son anyway) is a proton. Everyone knows what a proton is. The problem is that this thing appeared in the Yin and Shang Dynasties.

Not only was Ji Fa sent to Chaoge as a hostage, he was also Yin Shou's personal bodyguard.

The same goes for Su Quanhu, and then Su Hu rebelled (the reason for the rebellion was not mentioned at all, the original rebellion was because of Daji) and then Yin Shou had one mouthful. Su Hu is not your father, I am your father, so go to hell.

Then a group of people chased Su Hu to Xuanyuan Tomb and released Daji.

Actually it's okay here

Then the first incredible adaptation of this work appeared

Emperor Yi had three sons. The third son saved Emperor Yi and was passed on to the throne. Then the second son was gone, and there were only the eldest son and King Zhou.

Then King Zhou came to power by relying on Daji to trick the boss into killing his father.

And that Yin Shou, I don’t know who the actor is, but the Cantonese flavor in his mouth, I can still hear the Cantonese flavor in his mouth no matter how deaf he is.

I can't stand it

The other protagonist of Fengshen, Jiang Ziya, is even more important, played by teacher Huang Bo.

Jiang Ziya, Nezha, and Yang Jian appeared together.

Jiang Ziya is okay except that he has no magic power at all, although the director, like Ni Tian, ​​must add some comedy content to Jiang Ziya

Don’t directors nowadays know how to make films without adding comedy? They may think they are humorous

And Nezha, who is completely brainless, just said, "Let these mortals fend for themselves."

Yang Jian became a water spirit. He could escape with water the whole time, just paddling through the water and just watching.

Shen Gongbao is very interesting. The director is very good at depicting stereotypes. He is dressed in a black robe, black smoke and green light. He is completely based on the most standard villain.

Moreover, Shen Gongbao, who was originally a disciple of the Chan Cult, directly became a disciple of the Jie Cult.

If you are a Jie Jiao fan, you must try this movie, because the director directly made Jie Jiao look like a villain. Jin'ao Island, a paradise in the cave, is the same as the ghost island with the water monster in The Chronicles of Narnia 3.

The dubbing of Tongtian Cult Leader is even more facial-like, and there are two female voices, maybe Sanxiao or Shiji?

Yuanshi Tianzun left the country, and a young man put on a long black beard

By the way, the director is very aware of following the trend. In it, Kunlun calls himself a Kunlun immortal cultivator. Yes, a cultivator of immortality.

Taishang and Hongjun didn't mention it at all, they didn't even mention it at all.

The List of Conferred Gods was left in Kunlun after Nuwa's death. The effect is very interesting. It has changed from conferring gods to collecting human souls. The more people who die, the stronger they become.

I thought about it, isn't this a fucking Wanpoban?

There are many stupid adaptations, but I forgot

The only bright spot is Ji Chang played by teacher Li Xuejian. Even though the plot is stupid, Ji Chang is very good. I feel that the IQ of the whole drama lies in Ji Chang. Anyway, Ji Chang's role is the most interesting.

And Lei Zhenzi, he looks like a red-haired kappa with wings.

And the director may have both widows and orphans. The most frequent lines are father, son, son, father. Has he absorbed all your thoughts?

Forget the rest, remember that it has no other use than occupying memory in your brain. Anyway, it’s just one sentence, don’t read it.

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One more thing: The only thing about this movie that is consistent with the original work is the combat power. The combat power is really amazing.