Chapter 769 Alarmist
Hearing such familiar lines, Qin Tian only felt that his intelligence had been insulted, and secretly thought that this old Taoist priest had no idea what was good and how dared to play tricks on others and play tricks on others.
There is no doubt that at this moment in his mind, the old Taoist priest has been completely labeled as a "charlatan".
However, Ao Ling'er on the side believed it, and even had a nervous look on her face. Unfortunately, after groping for a long time, she couldn't take out any money, so she could only helplessly ask:
"May I ask this old gentleman, what is the silver pattern? How about I trade it with you for the golden elixir?"
After saying that, the little girl innocently handed over the "golden elixir candied haws" in her hand, looking completely inexperienced in the world.
Seeing this scene, especially seeing the golden elixir that was as golden as gold, the old Taoist priest was naturally overjoyed and immediately wanted to reach out to take it.
But at this moment, Qin Tian on the side snorted coldly:
"The agreed number of taels of silver must not be more or less. Could it be that the Taoist priest wants to break the rules?"
As he spoke, Qin Tian took out an ingot of patterned silver from somewhere, patted it lightly on the desk, and continued in a bad tone:
"If the Taoist priest can't explain why today, your stall may not be safe!"
Hearing this, a hint of embarrassment flashed through the eyes of the old Taoist priest, and he slowly retracted his half-stretched hand. Then he quickly pretended to be an outsider and put the ingot of silver into his arms.
After everything was ready, the old Taoist priest coughed lightly, took out a few old and worn-out copper coins, and lightly threw them down on the desk.
Even in his mouth, he was chanting strange spells:
"The heavens are spirited, the earth is spirited, the gods in the sky are about to appear! Om mani padme hum!"
As soon as these words came out, Qin Tian's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot, and he felt like his IQ was being rubbed against the ground.
Thanks to Master Fahai from Honglian Temple and Dao Zong Mi Qianshang who were not here, otherwise it would be difficult to preserve the old Taoist’s stall today.
On the contrary, Ao Ling'er was standing next to him, with a focused expression on his face at the moment, as if he was a loyal believer.
"Hey!"
At this moment, the old Taoist priest's eyes widened in anger, his saliva splashed everywhere, and he shouted violently. His skinny arm slapped the desk hard, causing the old copper plates to jump slightly and roll around.
Then the old Taoist priest flicked his fly whisk, his eyes rolled around for a while, and then he began to talk nonsense in a pretense of profoundness:
"Ahem! According to this hexagram, it is indeed a very bad omen! Let me ask you, are you going all the way south on this trip?"
After hearing this, Qin Tian remained expressionless and silent.
Ao Ling'er was astonished. She nodded obediently and her tone became more respectful:
"This old man is right, we are going to the south!"
When the old Taoist priest opposite heard this, a glint suddenly flashed in his eyes, and then he pretended to count with his fingers, and then continued to show off:
"Ahem! Well...it should be noted that the south belongs to fire, and has always been called the red earth. Your Excellency, the five elements belong to water. As for this little benefactor, the five elements belong to... ..Well......it belongs to metal, so according to the method of mutual restraint, this trip is really bad and bad!"
As soon as these words came out, Ao Ling'er couldn't help but be slightly startled, but she quickly reacted, turned around and left with angrily pouting her mouth.
After all, as a dignified dragon princess, although she is inexperienced and naive, she is not so stupid that she cannot even distinguish her own attributes.
Qin Tian on the side shook his head and laughed, then without hesitation threw a large silver coin, smashing a big hole in the desk.
"The Taoist Master made a good calculation. This is the stall fee I will compensate you for!"
This commotion was so loud that it instantly attracted the attention of passers-by, and many people began to point and talk at the old Taoist priest.
Obviously, the latter's methods of deception and abduction are quite famous in the local area.
Seeing this situation, the down-and-out old Taoist priest couldn't help showing a bit of embarrassment, and his old face turned red from suppressing it. Then, as if to regain his place, he suddenly stood up and shouted:
"We are going thousands of miles to the south, and we will enter a barbaric land with barren mountains and rivers. There may be unpredictable dangers and our lives will be at risk. It is better for you two friends to be cautious!"
Upon hearing this, Qin Tian's steps suddenly stopped, and his brows couldn't help but wrinkle slightly.
Although Qin Tian was somewhat secretly surprised that the old Taoist priest could guess that the destination of this trip was the wilderness.
However, in his opinion, such alarmist words are just a common trick of charlatans. They are specially used to fool the world, and they cannot be easily believed at all.
But the old Taoist priest saw the opportunity and stepped forward, pretending to be a Taoist master, and deliberately raised his tone and said:
"That's all! Today I have a fate with the two benefactors, so I will give you a spiritual talisman for free, which can be used to attract good luck, avoid evil, and resolve disasters!"
After saying this, the old Taoist priest couldn't help but take Qin Tian's hand. Under the latter's astonished gaze, he began to make random gestures with his fingers in the air, and muttered something in a pretentious manner:
"The heavens and the earth are spirited, the true gods from all directions show their power, the spiritual talismans and spiritual talismans obey my orders, suppress ghosts and exorcise demons without mercy!"
"Coughbah!"
At the end, the old Taoist priest did not forget to spit out his saliva, rubbed his thin palms vigorously, and wanted to give Ao Ling'er a "spiritual talisman" on the side!
The little girl was horrified when she saw this, and hurriedly hid aside in a panic, shouting fiercely:
"Where did you come from, old man? Don't come over here! Be careful of my ruthless teeth!"
At the same time, Qin Tian's face was full of disgust. He secretly used the "Dust Removal Technique" to clean his palms, and then pulled Ao Ling'er and walked towards the city gate.
After all, this "saliva drawing talisman" method is really shocking. If the Taoist sect's few old immortals saw it, they would probably be so angry that they would ascend to heaven on the spot.
But considering that the old Taoist priest is an ordinary person and it is not easy to make a living alone, Qin Tian was too lazy to bother with him.
Not long after, the figures of a man and a demon disappeared directly at the city gate.
And the crowd watching on the street, seeing that there was no excitement to watch, turned around and left one after another.
Only the destitute old Taoist priest returned to the back of the stall, muttering from time to time:
"Hey! These young people nowadays really have no moral principles! Is it easy for an old man like me to set up a stall to earn some money for wine? They simply don't know how to respect the elderly and love the young!"
After saying that, the old Taoist priest swung the whisk in his hand, and a shocking scene appeared.
The table that was originally hit by the silver and had a big hole was restored to its original state in an instant, and there was no trace of damage.
The most bizarre thing was that the pedestrians around hurried past, and no one noticed it.
Then the old Taoist priest took a sip from the teacup, moistened his throat a little, and then began to shout:
"People coming from the south and the north, don't miss it if you pass by! I know astronomy and geography, and I can predict the good and bad luck of marriage and the disasters and blessings at any time!"
"Wait a minute, my friend. I see that your forehead is full and your land is broad and round. You are indeed rich and noble!"
"Please stay, my lady donor. I see that your life palace is dark and in conflict with Tai Sui. There will be blood disasters this month!"
"I have a top-grade fairy talisman that can eliminate disasters and protect peace!"
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