Chapter 815 Crazy Snake
"But aren't you going to introduce us?" Qi Xia asked in a tentative tone, "Maybe we don't need a letter of introduction, and we will be inexplicably suitable for your "mutual aid association."
"I don't have this idea." Earth Snake shook his head, "Don't waste your efforts. I said I would hang myself, and no one can stop me today."
"Then why did you hang yourself?" Qi Xia asked.
"Because I'm too sad." Earth Snake replied with a pair of tearful eyes. "Do you know how sad I am when I heard about the suffering of those people just now? I just want to hang myself now. Only hanging can soothe my wounded heart. "
"But you..." Chen Junnan wanted to say something else, but his nose couldn't help but feel sore.
An unexplained sadness began to gradually invade his mind, making him feel extremely bad for a moment.
"Damn..." He muttered and shook his head, "What the hell..."
"Handsome boy...what's wrong with you?" Qiao Jiajin, who was standing by, seemed to realize that something was wrong with Chen Junnan.
"It's not...what happened...I suddenly felt a little tired." Chen Junnan scratched his head, "Why the hell...can't I do anything well?"
"Why?"
The three people beside him looked at him at the same time.
"I can't even hold back a dead snake..." Chen Junnan sighed, "I seem to have accomplished nothing over the years...and it's the same now..."
Qi Xia frowned at this moment, knowing that Chen Junnan must have been tricked.
But what's the trick here? "Echo"?
He looked around Western Zhou and found no one else here, but Chen Junnan suddenly turned into a grimace.
Not only Chen Junnan, everyone who just left seemed to have tears in their eyes. Could it be that the problem lies with the earth snake?
"No, I'm so angry. I have to persuade him to give it a try." Chen Junnan was about to step forward, but was pulled by Qi Xia.
Qi Xia cautiously turned his eyes, looked at the old and thick hemp rope in the snake's hand, then looked at the stool under his feet, then raised his head and looked at the thick branch above his head, and then recalled Suddenly what the snake said just now.
He nodded and said to the dead snake: "I understand, hang yourself up."
"Okay, thank you, I'm just so sad."
After saying this, Earth Snake decisively kicked the chair away from his feet.
In just a moment, the rope loop was locked under force and made a pulling sound, and the ground snake hung on the rope and swayed from side to side.
But he was obviously different from ordinary hanged people. His feet did not kick around and his body did not twist.
"Oh my god..." When Chen Junnan saw the earth snake floating slowly in the air, he forgot his sadness for a moment and said anxiously, "Old Qi, don't we need to stop him? This time next time It’s like fucking dried snake skin when it comes.”
"It's not necessary, he can't die." Qi Xia said.
"Why?"
The rope on which the snake was hanging was getting tighter and tighter, and his body was slowly spinning in circles in the air. At this time, everyone saw his face.
He was obviously very uncomfortable with the rope, his tongue was sticking out, and there were tears in his eyes.
"No..." Chen Junnan turned his head in confusion, "Are you sure I can't die? This doesn't seem to be possible anymore..."
"Don't worry." Qi Xia said, "His rope seems to have been used for a long time. The stool is specially placed outside the door for easy access, and the branches above his head are all scratched. Besides, he also said that he can chat with us. Talk, but wait until he hangs himself, which means he should hang himself often.”
Qiao Jiajin was also stunned after hearing this: "Do you often hang yourself? Does Brother Snake really want to dry himself?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the slowly rotating earth snake burst into tears, and struggled to squeeze out a voice: "It's so sad... Why is it so sad... I hear so many heartbreaking stories every day …My “mutual aid group” is so sad…”
His voice gradually changed from crying to wailing, and then he hung on the rope and cried wildly.
At this time, the Westerners in front of them finally realized how abnormal the earth snake was.
Qi Xia sighed, raised his head and said to the ground snake: "Don't waste time, come down when you've had enough trouble."
The situation was exactly as Qi Xia expected. After the snake spun a few times, its expression slowly began to change, and its tongue gradually retracted into its mouth.
His expression no longer looked painful, and the sadness on his face gradually turned into a smile.
"It's really miserable!!" Earth Snake laughed, "Why isn't the snake's neck a weak point?! Why can't I die even when I'm hanging?! Damn it! What should I do?! Hahahahahahaha ! Why are things that make ordinary people sad, so funny to me? "
Qin Dingdong, who was behind the three of them, took a step back unconsciously when he saw this scene. Unexpectedly, the snake who seemed polite a few minutes ago suddenly acted like crazy.
The Earth Snake was hung by the neck, staring at the Westerner in front of him, and shouted: "Mortals are mortals! They are sad when they lose their wives and children, they are sad when they are bullied, they are sad when they are in debt of millions, and in life, they are sad. Whenever you encounter suffering, you will be sad... It’s so ridiculous! Do they understand what sadness is?
"There's something wrong with this snake..." Chen Junnan said, "Although many prefecture-level "zodiac signs" are a bit crazy, this one is particularly crazy."
"Ah!!" Earth Snake shouted, "It feels so good!! This feeling of not dying even if you hang yourself... is really addictive!! As long as I have this feeling, why do I care about sadness?! "
The snake hung himself for a long time. When his mood became relatively stable, he slowly stretched out his hands to the back of his neck and untied the knot on the rope.
He also landed firmly on the ground at this time, as if he was not affected at all. After all, it takes five to seven minutes for an ordinary person to die by hanging, not to mention the prefecture-level "zodiac sign" that only hangs for a few minutes.
The crazy expression on Earth Snake's cheek gradually disappeared, replaced by the calm look at the beginning.
I saw him giving the Westerner a cold look, then turned back and slowly took off the rope from the tree, then lowered his head to pick up the fallen stool, turned around and said to the Westerner calmly: "It's wasting everyone's precious time." It’s time. I’m done venting. If you have any questions, come to me.”
After saying that, he walked towards his bookstore without looking back, and Qi Xia followed after thinking for a few seconds.
"Who is this person..." Chen Junnan felt a little scared, "You hang yourself to vent your emotions? You just hung for at least five minutes..."
After hearing this, Qiao Jiajin nodded and said: "He seems to be two people when he is hanging on it and when he is not hanging on it..."
After hearing this, Qin Dingdong turned to look at Chen Junnan: "You're talking about someone else...bastard, what happened to you just now? You look like you're about to cry."
"I don't know." Chen Junnan shook his head, "At that moment... I felt like the sky was about to collapse."