Chapter two

chapter 2

Bai Ju squatted on the sofa and stared absently at the TV in front of him.

What's on the TV is an enlightenment education film specially tailored by the Demon Management Bureau for a demon like him who is out of touch with the times.

An owl is standing in front of the picture of the traffic light, pointing and introducing: "Don't cross the road when this shape is, it's a red light..."

Baiju is a dog demon, but after all, it is a big monster that can change shape. It is not limited by color blindness, and it does not have to rely on shape and position to identify signal lights.

This enlightenment educational film made him sleepy.

Bai Ju has not come down the mountain since he woke up, but it has been more than half a year. During this period, he dozed off on the mountain, basking in the sun, doing nothing, and occasionally listening to the little macaques chatting. He had heard of many things in the world, and he also recognized many modern simplified characters and numbers; although he did not have a deep understanding of modern common sense, he did There's no need for this scratch-based educational film to guide you.

Alas, after all, it is the kindness of the human cub, and he has to suffer.

Bai Ju personally feels that since the Monster Control Bureau recruited him down the mountain to discipline the little monsters, it is normal for him to take care of the director to test the water... In return, this human being under his care will teach him to live in this world. Common sense can be regarded as a kind of good intentions, he can't always dismiss them all, how much to pretend.

Bai Ju tried hard to persuade himself to stay on the sofa not to move, but he involuntarily pursed his ears behind him. Hearing the rustling sound of that little human cub turning pages, he secretly began to ponder:

This human looks like he is only twenty-four or five years old, and he still reads the classics so diligently at night, is he still thinking of going to Beijing to take the exam?

No, this family is already an official, so they don't have to take the exam... Or maybe there is another exam school? So what is his official rank now? Why do so many things require his own hands? In the past, the county government was not necessarily so busy. When the world was stable, most of the time the sun went down, and it was possible to sleep until the sky was bright.

Recalling Xiao Yao's quiet appearance when he stepped into the house, Bai Ju always felt that this young man was not living a good life, and he didn't look like an official.

Bai Ju glanced at the Arabic numerals in the corner of the TV screen. It was already past ten o'clock in the evening. Seeing that the half night was about to pass, Bai Ju felt that this young man was a little pitiful.

He is only in his twenties, so he should sleep more at night, maybe he can grow taller.

In the middle of the night, as soon as I get home, I have to deal with affairs first. I am as busy as the emperor's old son, but I can't even afford to live in a yard with three entrances.

The poor one must have been too busy to have a daughter-in-law at this age.

Miscellaneous thoughts ran through his mind, and Bai Ju didn't know what was on the TV for a long time.

Gently getting off the sofa, Bai Ju simply put the TV aside and walked into Bai Ju's study following the rustling sound—he decided to take care of this human being.

Xiao Yao's mansion only lived in him, and he didn't have the habit of closing the study door at home; and now there is one more resident in the house, but his appearance is too intimidating, and his temperament seems to be a bit old-fashioned. In particular, he has a lot of merit on his body - in short, Baiju didn't make Xiao Yao feel defensive, but it made Xiao Yao want to touch the dog's head.

At this moment, Xiao Yao calmed down and read and dealt with the odds and ends of the affairs. After a while, he forgot the white horse who was watching TV obediently; so, when a deep voice suddenly sounded in his mind——

The coffee cup in Xiao Yao's hand turned over.

Baiju: "..."

Xiao Yao: "..."

Bai Ju: "...Sorry." He just said, "It's getting late, you should go to bed." He didn't expect to surprise this human being.

Xiao Yao glanced at the coffee stains on his clothes, and was a little glad that there was not much coffee left, and it didn't spill on the table.

He turned his head and saw the white horse standing at the door of the study with only his head poking out. He was a little itchy because of those clean and deep black eyes.

This dog demon is almost polite to the level of a gentleman... Although there are occasional inappropriate behaviors, he is so good that he just wants to rub the dog's head crazily.

This is a demon king, a demon king, a demon king.

Taking a deep breath, Xiao Yao put aside the disrespectful thoughts in his heart, shook his head flatly, got up and opened the study door, and said warmly: "It's okay... It's my fault, I didn't pay attention to King Bai." Of course, he can't throw the blame. For the white boss who walks silently.

Baiju raised his eyebrows.

Xiao Yao didn't know how to read his expression, moved his fingers uncomfortably, and compromised: "I'll take a shower, and I'll sleep in a while."

Bai Ju took two steps back, moved away from the door, glanced at Xiao Yao with some thought, and walked with the people.

This young human being has a good temper, and he is willing to let him take care of him. He seems to be very calm and polite... It seems that he can reach a perfect cooperative relationship with this human in the future and discipline the little monsters together.

When he met a partner who didn't need to do Tai Chi, the brainless old dog wagged his tail in pleasure.

There are two bathrooms in the villa, one is in the guest room on the first floor, and the other is in the master bedroom on the second floor; the one on the first floor was not used much, so Xiao Yao was going to go back to the room to wash up; in a blink of an eye, Bai Ju followed, and he paused again. Changing the direction, he simply introduced the layout of the villa at the same time as Bai Ju.

The villa is divided into three floors. The first floor is the living room, kitchen, guest room and study. The dining room is not specially separated. The kitchen is not small, and a dining table is enough. The second floor is where Xiao Yao rests and relaxes on weekdays. There is no first floor in the layout.

So compact, with just two bedrooms, a gym and a large balcony with a part-time tea room. The third floor is the attic, which is divided into two rooms. The shaded room is used to store sundries and things commonly used by warlocks. The sunny room has a glass roof and is a flower room.

"Do you like planting flowers?" The stairs are not very wide, Bai Ju followed Xiao Yao's side and walked up, his long hair rubbing against Xiao Yao's legs.

Xiao Yao was a little dazed by the white hair, and after a moment of thinking, he replied: "No, I don't have so much time to take care of flowers and plants on weekdays... The flower room is full of spiritual flowers and plants that have the potential to blossom. , it doesn't require me to spend much effort; it's just that they are easy to be picked outside, so I put them in my house, which is safer than outside." And the half-blooming flowers and plants are quite lovely, occasionally He will also give him some leaves or something to drink as tea.

Bai Ju was thoughtful, raised his nose and sniffed, there was a faint smell of spiritual soil in the air.

This human being speaks lightly, but in fact, he has paid a lot in order to cultivate these unwise little monsters.

Duplicitous human cubs.

Bai Ju lowered his head and grinned, thinking that this Director Xiao Yao Xiao is really pleasing to the eye-he is a good boy.

Xiao Yao didn't know what the demon king beside him was thinking about, but he had already introduced the villa and was about to go back to the bedroom to take a shower, and Bai Ju was still with him.

Xiao Yao: ...

Xiao Yao stopped outside his bedroom door and said politely, "King Bai, I'm going to take a shower."

Bai Ju looked up at him, not moving.

Xiao Yao hesitantly opened the bedroom door.

Bai Ju sniffed the smell in the air, and without stepping into the private territory of this human being, he raised his head and urged him, "Go wash quickly, this king... I'm here to guard."

Xiao Yao was a little surprised.

Although this white king is a dog demon, he is a demon king after all, so taking care of him so condescendingly... It doesn't seem like something a demon king would do.

Seeing that Xiao Yao was not moving, Bai Ju was also a little puzzled, so he stepped forward, put his nose against Xiao Yao's back waist, and pushed the person forward: "Come on, don't worry, I'm here, what's the matter? You can just shout anything."

Xiao Yao went into the bathroom in confusion.

This white king seems to have misunderstood the word guardian... Rather than being taken care of, Bai Wang seems to be putting himself in the position of taking care of others. Explaining it directly to him seems to refute the demon king's face, but if he doesn't make it clear, Xiao Yao is worried that something will go wrong.

Xiao Yao took a shower absentmindedly, remembering his clothes that were stained with coffee, he sighed and beckoned, a purification talisman flew out from the sink drawer, flickered slightly, and disappeared into the laundry basket. middle.

Bai Ju was lying at the door of Xiao Yao's bedroom, pricked up his ears to listen to the sound of water rushing inside, and did not dare to take it lightly.

In the past, when he was guarding the mountain, he saw many children who drowned in the water, bathing, and even hunters who claimed to be good at swimming, and many died at the bottom of the river. Although he was a demon king at the time, he was not a serious mountain god after all. Even if he wanted to save people, he could not always be on guard against accidents.

The modern facilities are very convenient and good, but when Shiroko heard the word "bath", he was still a little worried about the humans who were alone in the bathroom.

The size of the bathtub is totally drowning.

Even if you don't take a bath and just flush, the ground is still very dangerous to slip.

Even if you just flush the water and the ground is not slippery, what if there is a problem with the water temperature, and humans are scalded and cold?

Bai Ju felt that he was a little worried, but he couldn't help thinking about it.

Maybe he was too nervous. Bai Ju reflected, maybe because the world has changed too much, he himself is uncomfortable, nervous and uneasy, which in turn will make Xiao Yao nervous and anxious.

Humanity is still right.

Bai Ju thought that in his current state, it is indeed not suitable to directly discipline the little monster. No wonder Director Xiao wants to let him try to monitor it in person.

Bai Ju didn't wait too long. About ten minutes later, Xiao Yao stepped on the water vapor in the room and wiped his hair.

Seeing Bai Ju still lying at the door of the bedroom, Xiao Yao put a towel around his neck to prevent the water droplets from his hair from soaking his collar; he squatted down, perhaps because he was tired from taking a shower All began to emerge, and the voice became softer: "King Bai, I will take you to the guest room? Do you want to sleep upstairs or downstairs?"

Bai Ju sniffed and smelled the fragrance of the toiletries on Xiao Yao's body. He was slightly dazed, and immediately pursed his ears.

This human seems to be a little too close to him. After taking a shower, squatting down to talk, and getting so close... No matter how you look at it, it's too undefended.

Bai Ju was a little flattered.

He shook his ears, only to feel that Xiao Yaoqing Lingling's voice was in his ears, and climbed all the way from his head to his tail.

The tail wagged involuntarily, Baiju raised his head slightly, the tip of his tongue rolled up, tick off the water droplets on Xiao Yao's chin, and replied with some pleasure: "This king can sleep anywhere, that sofa is quite good."

Xiao Yao: "..."

Xiao Yao's whole body froze in place, maintaining a squatting motion, from the strands of hair to the soles of his feet, it became a sculpture.

White Horse: ? ? ?

Bai Ju didn't quite understand what happened to this human. So he thought about it carefully, and listened to Xiao Yao's heart.

Xiao Yao's heart: "... uh!!!"

Deafening.

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Xiao Yao: Fall in love in a dream

dog licked...

The vicissitudes of life old dog, online dementia

Baiju seems to have fallen into the old father's thinking ==

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I thought about it, and it seems to be too cruel to readers on the second day of the New Year, so I decided to be cruel to myself :)