Chapter Four
Chapter 4
Baiju got up and shook his hair, shrinking his body to the size of a normal Samoyed, and replied, "You can eat it yourself, it doesn't matter if I eat it or not."
Xiao Yao smiled, put his five fingers through his forehead hair, and grabbed the messy hair he slept on behind his head: "It's not bad for me to eat for one more person, but it's better to have more fireworks when you come to the world, King Bai. ."
Bai Ju moved his ears: "Okay, you're right."
Immediately after he pondered for a while, he said, "I can eat whatever you like. There are many new things in modern times, but even if you ask me to order, I can only order two catties of braised beef. No knowledge."
The happy smile on Xiao Yao's mouth froze slightly, but he didn't say much, just pinched Baiju's ear and explained, "I'll go wash first, and Bai Wang can walk around the room at will."
Bai Ju nodded slightly in response, then ran off the bed, swept his tail, the sheets and pillows on the bed were flattened and folded neatly by invisible force, and then Bai Ju left the bedroom, not really in the mansion. Wandering around, he just went to the living room in a normal manner, nestled in the sofa against the wall, and pressed the remote control to open the educational film that was played last night.
Xiao Yao came down from the second floor after a while and went to the kitchen.
Although he can make some food by himself, he often doesn't have the heart to make breakfast more unique when he lives alone, and the ingredients in the refrigerator are not too rich. So Xiao Yao rummaged through the ingredients, made some ham and omelette sandwiches, added some lettuce, sliced tomato, squeezed some salad dressing, and it was considered dry food.
"Bai Wang, can you eat chocolate?" Xiao Yao stuck his head out of the kitchen and explained, "Human food, sweet, can't be eaten by ordinary dogs, it will be poisoned. Can you?"
Hearing this, Bai Ju raised his head to look at Xiao Yao, and said, "It's okay, I can eat anything that humans can eat." He can also eat what humans can't eat. When he is really hungry, he can also use poison to feed his hunger. It's not that I haven't done it.
Xiao Yao said that he had received it, so he went back to the kitchen and made two cups of hot cocoa. After thinking about it, he replaced Bai Ju's share with a bowl.
Many monsters have a wide range of recipes, and Baiju is a virtuous monster king, basically a type that is invulnerable to all poisons, but this kind of sensitive food still needs to be paid attention to. Xiao Yao himself likes to drink sweet things in the morning, such as Guozhen, cocoa, sweet milk, and sweet soy milk, which can make people feel that the whole world is better. I hope the white king feels the same way.
Xiao Yao put the hot cocoa on the table, wiped his hands, took off his apron, and called Baiju in for breakfast.
Bai Ju had been waiting for Xiao Yao to greet him with his ears pricked up, then jumped to the ground and walked to the kitchen.
Xiao Yao had already arranged the table, and he didn't pay much attention to the arrangement of the plate. Cocoa was placed at both ends of the small table, and a woven rattan basket was placed in the center of the table, which was padded with paper and filled with sandwiches.
"Sandwich, try a fresh one, I'll make something delicious for you another day." Xiao Yao said, took two sandwiches and put them on his plate, and pushed the rest in front of Baiju, "The portion may not be too big. foot."
Big monsters are big eaters, and they can smack their mouths even if they eat a cow without burping, and half a basket of sandwiches.
Bai Ju picked up a piece of sandwich in the basket, chewed it up and swallowed it three or two times, but didn't taste anything; after hesitating, he picked up another piece and bit it carefully.
This time it seems to have a bit of a sense of hierarchy. The soft and fresh sliced bread is filled with crisp vegetables and fresh and salty ham. It is also mixed with the taste of protein, oil and salad. It is delicious and not exciting. Baiju likes it very much.
Slowing down as much as possible to eat three pieces, Bai Ju raised his head and saw Xiao Yao drinking cocoa from a cup, looking at him with his chin in one hand, and there seemed to be a smile in his eyes.
Bai Ju is a little embarrassed.
He pursed his ears, changed direction, licked two hot cocoa, and the sweetness came from the tip of his tongue, causing him to wag his tail involuntarily.
After a breakfast, the two didn't talk much, but the atmosphere became more and more harmonious.
Xiao Yao packed up the tableware and checked the time, it was already a quarter to eight in the morning.
In the past, he naturally woke up at six o'clock in the morning. It was around seven o'clock when he washed and ate breakfast alone. This time, Bai Ju stayed in bed for more than an hour. Ordinary working party, it's just right to go to work at this time.
As the director of the Demon Management Bureau, Xiao Yao had already looked at the accumulated affairs last night. For the time being, there was nothing that he needed to solve, and he was considered relatively idle. After picking up the things in the house, he saw Bai Ju sitting Wait for him on the sofa.
After turning a corner and sitting beside Bai Ju, Xiao Yao watched the enlightenment movie on TV and realized the inappropriate place with hindsight.
After a morning's exchange, Xiao Yao learned that Bai Ju's common sense level is not particularly low. Compared with a fledgling little monster who doesn't know anything, Bai Ju is at best unable to keep up with the times, both in terms of cognition and personality. A bit old fashioned.
Maybe he needs to walk the dog.
A thought flashed through his mind, Xiao Yao couldn't help reaching out and rubbing Baiju's dog's head, and asked, "King Bai, why don't we go out for a walk?"
Bai Ju tilted his head, looked up at the human beside him, and whimpered, "What's wrong? Do you have anything to buy?"
Xiao Yao said: "It's not that I want to buy something - I was negligent before, and these common sense education films for you are not suitable for your state; if you want to integrate into society as soon as possible, Bai Wangda can go out and walk around more; I bring You, just ask me if you don't know anything."
Bai Ju paused, then looked back at the door.
To be honest, he thought he would
I stayed in this room for a while, and I wouldn't let me go out if I didn't learn common sense... I didn't expect to be able to go out so soon.
Xiao Yao seemed to be moved when he saw Bai Ju. Just as he was about to let him change shape and go out to meet the little monsters around him, he saw Bai Ju jump off the sofa and skillfully took a leash from under the coffee table.
Xiao Yao: "..."
No, do you really walk the dog?
Bai Ju naturally brought the dog leash in front of Xiao Yao, raised his head slightly and motioned for him to take it.
Xiao Yao rubbed his temples, but didn't answer. He squatted down and said, "King Bai, are you sure you want me to hold you?"
Bai Ju was stunned for a moment and tilted his head: "I have seen a lot when I was walking on the street... Now pet dogs are all like this."
But the key is do you really treat yourself like a pet dog? Xiao Yao opened his mouth and decided to put it another way: "King Bai, let's put it this way, you are going to help us discipline those little monsters later."
"So you have to have the deterrent power of a demon king...whether in terms of strength or appearance."
"The current environment is not suitable for you to show your true colors, but if you transform into a human being, you will look much better than you are now."
Xiao Yao thought for a while, and made his words clearer: "The current appearance of King Bai is too cute."
So cute that people just want to suck the dog.
Bai Ju looked at Xiao Yao silently.
Baiju lowered his head and turned to put the dog-walking leash back, and muttered, "Then I'd better not go out."
Xiao Yao: "..." This, the sense of sight of a child's temper? ? ?
"King Bai?" Xiao Yao squatted for a while, but didn't see Bai Ju turning back, so he had to stand up, walked to the edge of the sofa, stretched out his hand and pulled Bai Ju, who was pretending to watch an educational film.
Bai Ju ignored him.
Xiao Yao laughed, rubbing the back of Baiju's neck and calling him in a different way: "White King... Baiju? Old Bai?"
Then he sincerely lengthened the tone almost: "Brother Bai—"
Bai Ju couldn't bear to flick his ears to avoid Xiao Yao, who was getting closer and closer, and a low hum came out of his throat, and the thick voice contained a hint of embarrassment: "Don't shout...!"
Xiao Yao looked at him with a slight smile.
Bai Ju shook his nose and explained helplessly: "The way I transform... you humans don't like it."
After thinking for a while, Bai Ju added: "I'm not very good at transforming... As a monster, I can't hide all the characteristics of a monster, and humans will be afraid when they see it."
In this regard, Bai Ju himself is very helpless.
Ordinary big monsters, the transformation ability can become stronger and stronger with the deepening of Taoism, and it is not difficult to become ordinary people; even some inconspicuous little monsters can pretend to be no different from ordinary people in order to mingle with the crowd. .
But the problem with Baiju is that, when he was halfway through his cultivation, his transformation was not very neat, so he began to play the role of half a mountain god; the villagers up and down the mountain again regarded him as a "dog god". Respectfully, his true appearance has become more and more powerful, and the characteristics of the monster have become part of his strength, but he can't hide it more and more.
Originally, he wasted so much, until Shoulu officially became a god, and with the appearance of the gods, he would not be bound by the body; but there was a huge change in the pattern in the land of China, the dragon veins stopped growing, and the divine way declined, so he was left behind. In this awkward position, neither a demon nor a god.
At the same time, the metamorphosis also remained in this stage.
Bai Ju felt a little humiliated.
Xiao Yao's eyes floated.
An incompletely transformed dog demon...?
Thinking of some two white-haired dog demon cartoon characters, Xiao Yao felt a little itchy. Shouldn't it just grow like that? Then the White King can simply make his debut.
Shaking his head and throwing those two images out of his mind, Xiao Yao was a little more awake, and he understood Bai Ju's concerns.
Different from the image beautified by animation, the shape of the monster is incomplete, and the original features are often reflected in the body, limbs, and facial features; and the incomplete shape of the dog monster often leads to a hunched back, rib expansion, and a thin face. , The bridge of the nose is too long, the teeth are protruding, the fingers are deformed... No matter what kind of thing, it will cause the shape of the monster after the transformation to be hideous and scary.
After all, the dog demon is not a fox demon or a skin ghost that relies on skin to eat, and its own skill points are not in changing its appearance. For the dog demon, it is really a big hurdle.
Xiao Yao took a deep breath and felt a little heartache.
The Samoyed transformed by the white horse is so cute, and he is also a handsome white dog, but he is planted in the transformation. It is a pity no matter what you think.
So he slowed down his voice and persuaded Bai Ju: "It doesn't matter if you don't change your shape... Now human makeup technology is comparable to plastic surgery. If your shape is not too serious, you can still rely on makeup to remedy it."
"Why don't you let me see what it looks like after the transformation?"
Bai Ju thought about it and asked, "Can you change the color of your hair, cover up the spots, etc.?"
As soon as Xiao Yao heard the drama, he nodded quickly: "Yes, these are quite simple, just dye your hair and apply powder." It seems that the facial features of the White King should not be seriously out of shape.
So the white horse changed.
Then Bai Ju saw Xiao Yao in front of him again with a blank face.
Bai Ju, who was eager to know the human reaction, was afraid that he would frighten Xiao Yao, so he hurriedly asked him to listen to his heart voice again——
"...Huh."
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Xiao Yao: The old dog misunderstood me.
[A clearly handsome horse, but also
Say you look scary
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Bai Laogou really thinks he looks scary
But he didn't know that the author was a Yankee :)