Chapter 9 (Catch Bugs)
Chapter 9
The topic of sending Hakuju to school ended in the smell of grilled fish.
Xiao Yao looked at Bai Ju's unhappy face, and hurriedly lowered his head to arrange the tableware, hiding the smile on the corners of his brows and eyes.
Bai Laogou sincerely began to worry, and even dismantling the tableware seemed a little absent-minded.
Today is not the same as in the past. Back then, scholars, farmers, businessmen, did not read or read. As long as they did a good job in farming and had good hunting skills, a man could find a daughter-in-law who was good at weaving, cooking, and housekeeping. Others; as long as you don't seek prosperity and wealth, it's perfectly fine not to study.
As a half-mountain god, Bai Laogou went outside the private school to listen to the corner of the wall in order to know the movements of the court and protect the villagers in his jurisdiction. Although he was not able to learn to be rich in five cars, he was still able to read and write. In the group of old monsters, he was enough to squeak with this half or two of ink.
However, now this ink simply doesn't work.
Simplified Chinese characters are now implemented in China, but after all, they come from the same source as those hundreds of years ago. Bai Ju did not encounter any difficulties in recognizing new characters. The huge amount of information in the new era has diluted his understanding of the current situation. It's just that I went out for a walk, and the problems that I didn't pay attention to at the beginning all surfaced.
The times have changed dramatically, the dragon veins have been silent, but the people on the land of China have become active; countless opportunities, countless treasures, and countless hopes are scattered all over the world. .
In this environment, almost everyone needs high-intensity learning, and society has higher and higher requirements for people's knowledge base. A teenage child who pulls out a random child can be more literate than Bai Laogou.
Bai Ju felt that Xiao Yao's life was stressful and uncomfortable before, but in fact, in modern society, as long as you are someone who pursues a little, which life is easy? Maybe it's not as heavy as Xiao Yao's burden, but it's really not easy.
Ordinary people who have studied in the social education system for more than ten or twenty years cannot easily find a job, and only the best can be regarded as skilled - and Bai Laogou keeps saying that he should take good care of his family's Director Xiao, but now he Reality finds incomparably that it doesn't seem to have any skills at its disposal.
He is completely derailed from the times. Many skills in the past can now be realized by machines, but he is unaware of the emerging technologies that modern society needs more.
After taking two bites of grilled fish absentmindedly, Bai Ju suddenly put down his chopsticks, sighed heavily, and said, "Yao Yao, what you said is reasonable, knowledge is power, I should go to study."
Xiao Yao was caught off guard when he heard such a sentence, and the chopsticks in his hand almost pierced the iron plate - should he be shocked by the sentence "Yao Yao" first, or should he be confronted with the matter of "The White King is going to study" startled?
Xiao Yao hurriedly wiped his mouth with a tissue, crying and laughing: "I'm joking, Brother Bai, you don't need to go to school."
Bai Ju raised his eyes and looked at Xiao Yao, the whole dog's state was very lame: "You don't need to comfort me... I don't have any skills now, how will I take care of you in the future?"
"...Cough." Xiao Yao looked at Bai Ju's expression and saw that his low mood did not seem to be fake, so he corrected his attitude and cleared his throat with his hands on the table.
Xiao Yao opened his mouth and went straight in: "Brother Bai, the situation I just said was aimed at ordinary people, but you are different. You are the demon king."
Moving his fingers, he carefully placed a soundproof sign around the two of them, and Xiao Yao continued to persuade him: "Brother Bai, do you remember that you were hired by the state to discipline the little monsters? This is your position, you just need to ensure that you are It is enough to have a deterrent effect and cooperate with our demon management bureau, it will be paid, and will not be subject to other restrictions like ordinary people."
Bai Ju glanced at Xiao Yao again, but didn't speak; there was still a bit of confusion in his black jade-like eyes.
Xiao Yao felt soft-hearted when he saw him, and his tone of speech could not help but be more gentle: "And you see, I am the director of the Bureau of Demon Management hired by the state, and my salary is not very high, but my salary is not very high. The income is not low; this is mainly because I am a warlock, and I can bring me a lot of income by solving the ghosts and ghosts... Brother Bai, you have an advantage over me in this regard, you are the demon king."
Bai Ju raised his head slightly, feeling that he seemed to be able to handle this aspect.
Seeing this, Xiao Yao went on to add: "Look, there are actually many ways out. You don't have to be limited to the way of life of ordinary people, and ignore your own strength."
Bai Ju fiddled with his fingers, thought about it carefully, and realized that he had really accidentally pierced the horn, so when he spoke again, he looked into Xiao Yao's eyes with extra sincerity and said, "Yao Yao... Thank you."
Xiao Yao only felt his ears go numb, and the scorching temperature burned his face desperately.
He hurriedly took a sip of cold water and pressed it down, changed the subject and pointed to the billboard facing the window, and introduced to Baiju: "Don't be so polite... Look at that billboard, it's the red fox in Hall 27. Monsters are born with good looks. There are many beautiful ones, and it is also a good way to develop in the entertainment industry. In short, you really don’t have to worry about—” I’m worried that you won’t be able to support me.
Suddenly swallowing the second half of the sentence, Xiao Yao paused, deeply suspecting that the old white dog was giving him some kind of ecstasy soup, why did he really follow his words and think about being raised?
Baiju's mood brightened visibly.
Due to his strength of character, he rarely hides his emotions specially. At this moment, his mood is bright, and the fluctuations in his body are becoming more and more genial. It is really getting closer and closer to Xiao Yao's evaluation of his Oriental Apollo.
Xiao Yao took another sip and sighed inwardly. thinking about
Being in the same room with this old dog for at least three years of investigation period, he felt that it was extremely difficult to control himself.
Leaving aside his own sexuality, Bai Ju's image is undoubtedly dazzling and endearing, and the old dog's temper is indeed excellent, and from an objective point of view, he is a very attractive existence. Anyone who is given special care by him will be easily shaken.
Xiao Yao sighed, removed the sound insulation around the two, and greeted Bai Ju for dinner. Emotionally, Xiao Yao doesn't have much desire or confidence. To be honest, he will never take the initiative to touch the too special emotion of love.
Let's take a step by step in the future. Anyway, now... Xiao Yao looked at the tip of Bai Ju's teeth on the chopsticks, and gave him a piece of fish face in a good mood.
Anyway, nothing now affects his appreciation of beauty and fluffy.
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Leisurely Youzai ate a meal of grilled fish, Xiao Yao didn't eat it after filling his stomach, and the rest was used to fill Baiju's black hole-like stomach. In short, there was no waste, and Bai Laogou was very satisfied.
Bai Ju didn't realize how many little girls he had become a mobile phone screensaver, and he was still pulling Xiao Yao to continue shopping.
Bai Ju has a lot of clothes and accessories on his body, and the cars that are driving are full of shopping bags, large and small. While the two were eating, Hou Jing had already driven back and forth to the Demon Management Bureau, sent Xiao Yao's clothes, etc., and deposited them in the butler's center, waiting for Xiao Yao and the others to take the car again in the afternoon. stuffed.
Is Xiao Yao such a person with a desire to shop?
Not usually, but now.
I thought that if I bought clothes in the morning, I could just walk around in the afternoon. Unexpectedly, the two of them were walking around together. Xiao Yao was gradually aroused by Bai Ju, and began to consider buying some things that he would not think about on weekdays. .
Is the chair in the study a little hard? Change to a soft one.
Is the sofa in the living room too small? Get a bigger one.
Are books at home too boring? Buy something fun.
Bai Ju's guest room needs to be cleaned up and some decorations - after all, it is impossible for the humanoid Bai Ju to continue sleeping with Xiao Yao.
...
There are so many things, Xiao Yao buys far more things in the afternoon than in the morning, and there are many large items that need to be ordered, and then delivered by the merchant.
When the sun slowly slanted westward, Bai Ju licked the ice cream and sat on the edge of the open-air plaza in the center of the mall, squinting and waiting for Xiao Yao who was not far away to pick up the prize.
There is a lottery event in the open square today. The consumption of the two people is really high, and they have saved more than 30 lottery opportunities; Xiao Yao took Bai Laogou to the lottery with the idea of letting Baiju try new things, but Bai Laogou was so covered up. The guy who has accumulated all the merits will win the special prize once, the first prize three times, and the second prize eight times.
After this incident, Bai Ju doesn't have to worry about his phone bill for at least one year.
The prize for the special prize is a two-person travel package. Bai Ju was quite interested, so he kept the prize; but the rest of the prizes were some designated household appliances, which Xiao Yao’s family did not use at all, so he kept a second prize washing machine in the end. The bowl machine and the rest are all discounted by contacting the lottery organizer, which makes up a lot of today's consumption.
Xiao Yao came back with the bank card that had been restored with blood, and saw the old white dog sitting on the chair, chewing the last bit of the pancake tip of the cone, then stretched his long legs and opened it at him. Arms to hug.
After a day's training, Xiao Yao barely developed some immunity to Baiju's hormonal fortress; he kicked Baiju's calf, raised his eyebrows and joked, "Brother Bai is like a child, and he wants me to hold you up. ?"
Bai Ju was basking in the sun, smiling a little lazily. Hearing this, he raised his chin towards the lottery place, and said with reason: "I think they are all hugging the winners."
Bai Laogou felt that hugging was a good way to express joy, so he sincerely suggested to Xiao Yao: "We can hug more in the future, if we are happy, we will hug each other, and the happiness shared by one person will become shared by two people, that's great. "
Xiao Yao actually felt that Bai Ju's speech was quite fairy tale, and it seemed quite reasonable.
Sure enough, the old white dog and the fox came from the same source, and they are good at pouring ecstasy soup.
Xiao Yao hesitated for a while, but still made this bowl of ecstasy soup, bent down and hugged Baiju gently: "Congratulations, Brother Bai, the prize is very generous."
Bai Ju's sturdy arms were folded, covering Xiao Yao's back through a thin cloth, and the smell of sunshine and cones brought people a little drunk.
It was rare for Bai Ju to be lower than Xiao Yao. He took his chin and knocked on Xiao Yao's neck, solemnly sharing his feelings: "Yao Yao, I am very happy."
Xiao Yao complained in a low voice, "I'll be happier if you don't call me Yaoyao." It sounded a bit mother-in-law, and a bit of an irresistible pet.
Bai Ju thought about it for a while, and felt that the name of Xiao Ming'er had to be heard by the guardian himself, so he released his hand cooperatively, stepped back slightly, looked into Xiao Yao's eyes and asked, "It's okay not to be called Yao Yao... Do you have a nickname? Want to hear what I call you?"
Xiao Yao wanted to avoid the topic of "nickname": "Isn't it okay not to be called a nickname?"
Bai Laogou shook his head disapprovingly, and said stubbornly: "You are my guardian, and I recognize you as a younger brother. Why can't you have a special title for me in such a special relationship?"
Xiao Yao thought about Bai Laogou's words and thought it made sense: "The relationship is quite special, don't call me Yaoyao, call me Dad."
Baiju: "..."
Bai Ju's expression was blank for a moment, and looked at Xiao Yao a little silly, not quite sure that Xiao Yao was playing
Laughter is serious.
Xiao Yao really wanted to talk to Bai Ju about what a guardian is, but looking at Bai Ju's expression, he felt a little soft-hearted.
When the words reached his throat, Xiao Yao finally showed a little helplessness: "Just kidding... I don't have a nickname. You can call me Yaoyao if you like, as long as you don't call me in front of other people."
Baiju suddenly nodded. He knew that Director Xiao of his family needed a little dignity, and it was a normal requirement not to call his nickname in front of others.
So Bai Laogou whispered to him: "Yaoyao."
His expression still seemed sly.
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Yaoyao almost succeeded in becoming a father==
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