Chapter Fifty-Nine

Chapter Fifty-Nine

Chapter 59

Shao Simiao's standard of straight men was crumbling, and he glared at Qu Lang resentfully with his messy hair.

Then he forcibly held his respect: "Hey, this is Brother Qu, who kindly took in the little friend who is afraid of ghosts, the straight male anchor of barbecued pork buns."

Netizens are very generous and agree with the character introduction given by the char siew buns:

——little ♂ partner ♂ partner

——little ↑ partner ↓

——Little O partner

Shao Simiao: "..."

Shao Simiao was quick-witted, and pulled Qu Lang, who was standing still beside him, and motioned him to watch the barrage: "Brother Qu, please explain to everyone, you are straight."

Qu Lang: "Huh?"

At this moment, Qu Lang realized that he was in the mirror, so he put away his mobile phone and leaned over to look at the screen, and said casually: "Explain what, I have never been in a relationship, so I don't know if I am straight or curvy."

Shao Simiao's heart sank when he heard the line that was suspected to be a homosexual declaration, and his tone was miserable: "...Brother, you have ruined all my innocence for the past eighteen years."

Qu Lang is a serious man who has lived with a group of rough men in the army, and has never heard any nasty talk; although the barrage in the live broadcast room and the ridicule of the straight male anchor's barbecued pork buns have more tricks, but the scale is basically pediatrics, So dignified Team Qu answered the words without changing his face and without any pressure: "That's okay, I can ruin your innocence for the next 80 years."

If the barrage had sound, Shao Simiao would probably be able to hear the happy pigs screaming all over the screen.

After mercilessly expelling Qu Lang from the screen, Shao Simiao leaned against the car window and continued to point the phone camera at the woods outside: "Now you can't even see my handsome face, hehe."

The barrage crowd kept hahaha. Originally they were just joking. No one would sincerely match two people who were on the same screen for the first time. That's all. So at this moment Shao Simiao had a casual chat with the sand sculpture netizens, and then brought the topic back to Haiyinbao.

Although Shao Simiao is a horror game anchor in name, in fact he doesn't really play many horror games; the so-called "you can't die if you don't do it", it means that Shao Simiao doesn't have the guts to toss those things that are easy to cause heart disease.

Therefore, his horror game live broadcast room is more inclined to buildings, makeup techniques, special effects explanations, and cultural science live broadcasts. Occasionally, he occasionally plays horror games on the Internet, and he is more inclined to solve puzzles and infer explanations.

I have to say that it is not unreasonable that the ID Char Siu Bun has so many fans.

Although Shao Simiao is easy to fall into the trap, he has learned everything he needs to know seriously. Every time he takes the netizens in the live broadcast room out for "tours" and visits supernatural buildings, he can talk non-stop from the beginning to the end, All the cultural background, architectural details, and supernatural stories he learned can be told very interestingly. Many netizens even joked that the live broadcast room of the barbecued pork buns is a fun documentary about supernatural architecture.

Bai Ju and Xiao Yao were sitting in the row behind the char siu bao seat, listening to him talking about Haiyinbao to the netizens in a leisurely manner, the old dog Bai felt that the kid was quite capable, so he turned his head Chat with Xiao Yao in a low voice: "Yaoyao, this Shao Simiao is very capable, and he is also very serious about live broadcasting. He is indeed a malleable talent."

Xiao Yao nodded with a smile: "He is really good. Qu Lang has already investigated his file, and has already submitted an application to his superiors secretly. If possible, we may be able to use his live broadcast room to do something."

Bai Ju was a little curious, and asked in confusion, "What can you do with his live broadcast room?"

Xiao Yao raised his chin and signaled Bai Ju to pay attention to what Shao Simiao was explaining: "Neng, it's not really anything special, it's just like what he's doing now, adding some small science when explaining; it's just that Let him be more specific and precise."

"Nowadays, many people, especially young people and students, in order to seek excitement, will try to play ghost games similar to Pen Fairy, and some will raise little ghosts, Gumantong, and wild gods... But these things Without professional guidance, it’s okay to get fake ones, at most it’s nothing; I’m afraid that some people have a half-knowledge, make mistakes, get it right, or simply go astray, and accidents are prone to happen.”

"Now that the Huaxia Divine Dao has declined, there are fewer ghosts and evil spirits. Eight out of ten accidents handled by the Secret Service are caused by these reasons. Shao Simiao's live broadcast is very good, and he often reminds netizens not to imitate, According to common sense, avoiding improper operations will also decipher some things that pretend to be ghosts; although not all netizens will listen to his words, but the live broadcast method like him can really help us reduce the occurrence of ghosts and gods. "

Hearing this, Bai Ju nodded thoughtfully; after a while, he said with emotion: "If there were such things as network tools in the past, it would be easier for eminent monks to popularize the Dharma... It's a pity that the time has not come. I don't know how many It is still embarrassing to think about how people desperately seek the blessings of gods and Buddhas, but because of their own ignorance, they finally bury everything in the hands of evil spirits."

Xiao Yao pinched Bai Ju's palm reassuringly: "The past is over."

Bai Ju lowered his eyes, smiled softly, held Xiao Yao's palm and said, "Yes."

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The time for Shao Simiao to start the live broadcast was basically set. It was about five minutes before the tour bus arrived at Haiyinbao. The preheating of the live broadcast room was completed, and the group got out of the car.

Bai Ju and the others were not the first group of tourists to go up the mountain. After getting off the bus, they walked out of the station and turned a corner about 50 meters to the gate of Haiyinbao's manor. , the luxuriant rose foliage from the iron

A little protruded from the fence, showing a deep dark green under the night and light.

Several waiters in uniform stood on both sides of the gate. When they saw the tourists passing by, they stepped forward to greet them politely, and asked them to show props and invitation cards, then bowed to guide the tourists to go in, and returned them to everyone. Passed a delicate rose with a small scroll tied on it, which unfolded to be a map of Heinberg.

"The design is exquisite." Xiao Yao unfolded the map and found a line of gilded cursive characters on the back, "Enjoy the night."

Bai Laogou also learned a little bit of foreign language by following the teaching video, but he didn't know how to read it, so he stuttered and said: "Enjoy this night?"

"That's what it means," Xiao Yao smiled, "but we in the warlock world usually translate it as 'have fun tonight', because at the beginning, tourists who received invitations from Haiyinbao couldn't guarantee that they could Enjoy the next night."

Bai Ju understood: "The invitation to death."

Xiao Yao nodded, folded the map and put it in his pocket: "After all, it is the vampire who invites the food to visit. However, the vampire is indeed a very interesting kind of Western monster. It is extremely particular about etiquette, and it regards elegance as extremely important. A long time ago, after they moved to Guigu Island, they fell in love with a few Chinese people and wanted to talk to them. They were almost successful, but because of a few genuine invitations, they were chased by Chinese warlocks to find Haiyin. Fort, those Chinese people were rescued."

Baiju: "..."

Bai Ju was a little puzzled: "Didn't there be warlocks chasing and killing them when they did this in the West?"

Xiao Yao shrugged his shoulders: "Western warlocks are not very good at observing spirits. They generally rely on witchcraft and holy water to identify monsters. It's just that wizards and the Holy See are not at odds, and it is difficult for them to survive; holy water is precious, and a drop is hard to come by." , will not be used as a tool for large-scale identification. Vampires were born with titles at first, and in addition to the chaos in the Western aristocracy in ancient times, they often changed their identities and pretended to be nobles from various places, holding a banquet from time to time to cheat some food Yes, and most of them will also pay attention to their actions, drinking blood without absorbing it, hunting without killing them, and most of them can live well; only a few people with low blood and easy to be dominated by instinct will make trouble, and they will be discovered by the church and tracked down. "

Bai Ju didn't know what expression to make. To be honest, he felt that such a living environment could breed a group of idiots.

Seeing Baiju's appearance, Xiao Yao couldn't help laughing, so he pinched off the stem of the rose in his hand, pinned it to Baiju's chest with a trick, and commented with satisfaction: "It looks good."

Bai Ju looked down at the delicate rose on his chest, and then at the smiling Xiao Yao. He couldn't hold back, and while the two of them were still in the corner, he quickly lowered his head and pinched Xiao Yao's chin, kissing him on the mouth. Take a sip.

Just when Bai Ju straightened up, Xiao Yao came back to his senses, quickly clasped Bai Ju's neckline with his slender fingers, pressed his fingertips over his collar flower, and pulled the man towards him: "Brother Bai, the one who secretly kissed the hunter Vampires don't end well."

Bai Ju followed Xiao Yao's strength and leaned slightly. Hearing what he said, he let out a muffled laugh, and licked the tips of his teeth with unsatisfied interest: "Would it be worse if you kiss him a few more times?"

Xiao Yao caressed the collar, and leaned closer: "I'm afraid it will."

After all, it was a crowded place, and the two of them stayed in the corner without being too blatant. Bai Ju lightly bit Xiao Yao's lips, then withdrew, saying, "The vampire was captured by the hunter."

Xiao Yao's face was a little hot. He really didn't know that Bai Laogou's skills in role-playing were really good.

Turning his head and coughing softly, Xiao Yao couldn't help laughing: "How are you so proficient, Brother Bai."

Bai Ju plucked the rose on his chest, and led Xiao Yao to the open-air reception behind the fountain. Hearing this, he tilted his head slightly, with deep eyes: "You like it very much."

Bai Ju put his finger into the gap between Xiao Yao's five fingers: "It's not that difficult... You like to play with me, so I'll just learn to give you the best experience."

Xiao Yao looked at Bai Ju's facial lines outlined by the soft light, and felt that the curvature of the corners of his mouth could not be suppressed.

Veteran cadres who can play are still veteran cadres.

Those things in Bai Laogou's bones are still deeply ingrained, and he has not been distracted by the fast-paced modern life at all. He has learned a lot of things, but he just knows how to do it... Money can't buy him willing.

"I'm really good." Xiao Yao shook his hand and praised Bai Ju, "I'm so lucky in my life."

Bai Ju smiled, did not deny Xiao Yao's statement, but responded in a low voice: "You are not the only one who is lucky in Sansheng."

Xiao Yao pretended not to hear, raised his head to look around, and then led Bai Ju to the self-service wine table.

There are quite a lot of wine tables, all of which are neatly stacked with champagne towers, and the waiters standing by the tables serve the tourists in need one by one.

Xiao Yao and Bai Ju walked over, and Bai Ju was obviously more interested in the champagne tower; the one who knew Bai Ju's taste well refused to accept the waiter's offer of champagne, and asked him for a glass of grape juice.

Bai Ju took a glass of bright purple juice, blinked his eyes, and felt a little embarrassed: "Yaoyao, shouldn't you be drinking at this time?"

Xiao Yao took a glass of orange juice by himself, and took a sip: "There's no need to drink something you're not used to... We're here to have fun, not to socialize, of course we're here to drink something we like."

Bai Ju thought it made sense, nodded his head, sipped the grape juice and followed Xiao Yao around the courtyard and the periphery of Haiyin Castle. He also saw exquisite statues in every corner, risqué little angels with naked buttocks Everywhere.

Bai Ju was so curious about the Western monsters: "Aren't these things from the Western God religion? Why would the vampire place them in his house?"

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Xiao Yao didn't expect Bai Ju to focus on such a biased point, so he had to explain: "These things are not even god statues, they just think they look good... and even if there are god statues, objects that haven't been prayed by saints can't hurt vampires After all, vampires are considered one of the top monsters, especially those from the first generation to the third generation. The owner of Haiyinbao is the fifth generation, not the strongest, but it is also a level that cannot be underestimated."

After wandering around for a while, Bai Ju had seen enough, so he went into the lobby, muttering as he walked, "Speaking of which, where did Shao Simiao and the others go?"

Xiao Yao recalled the list of Heineburg activities attached to the invitation, and pointed to the upstairs: "It should be to play a horror game. I remember that the five game rooms upstairs are open at the moment." , if the time is arranged well, it is not a problem to play all night."

Bai Ju looked up at the magnificent dome, and at the rooms behind the fence on the second floor, feeling a little uncomfortable: "Although this place is beautifully built, it always feels chilly...they play horror games no problem?"

Xiao Yao was quite relieved, and said with relief: "That aura is the inheritance imprint left by the previous generation of vampires. In our Huaxia system, the power is just too dark. It's just a horror game. With Qu Lang here, nothing will happen."

Bai Ju nodded and said nothing more.

Naturally, the party in Heinburg cannot be just a buffet and a game room. The most important thing is a masquerade party; May be randomly selected as soy sauce characters such as "hostage", "key person", "a character's lover", with a high degree of participation, and may also have gifts.

Not long after Baiju and Xiao Yao entered the lobby, a dozen or so characters in different costumes walked down the spiral staircase in the center of the lobby, and stood on the steps to announce the start of the dance.

The lobby, which had been emptied long ago, now became a dance floor, and a band came out from behind the surrounding curtains, and a curtain was lifted, revealing a grand piano playing a chasing light inside.

The music sounded, and Bai Ju followed Xiao Yao to learn ballroom dance slowly, and couldn't help but glance at the characters standing on the steps just now: "Yao Yao, is that the staff?"

Xiao Yao smiled and nodded: "Pay attention to your feet, don't step on me again."

Bai Ju still found it unbelievable, it was completely different from what he had imagined before: "So a vampire plays a vampire, and a werewolf plays a werewolf?"

Xiao Yao frowned, and hummed: "The staff are just playing western monsters, and I didn't say that the staff themselves are not monsters."

Baiju: "..."

I always feel like I've been put together.

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