Chapter 221 Ask Xie Dingyuan if she is beautiful (one more)
Xie Dingyuan looked at the situation.
The next second, stunned.
Although there was only one back, he recognized Jiang Fuyue at a glance.
His eyes fell on Zhong Ziang, a trace of coldness appeared, and then he glanced at the two boys.
"It's nice to be young..." Shen Qiannan rubbed his chin and sighed to himself, "A beautiful and excellent girl like a primary school girl is always chased by young boys wherever she goes, even an old man like me is heartbroken..."
Xie Dingyuan's eyes suddenly froze: "Are you excited?"
Shen Qiannan laughed: "I'm so moved by beautiful girls."
"..."
"Cough! This is the appreciation of beautiful things, the pursuit of beauty, understand?"
Xie Dingyuan was expressionless: "I don't know."
"Tsk, I'll just ask you, is Jiang Fuyue beautiful?"
The man subconsciously frowned.
"Isn't it?" Shen Qiannan's expression was strange, "You still have to think about such a simple question?!"
"If you don't think, is your brain a decoration?" The man looked disdainful.
Shen Qiannan was in a hurry: "Thinking about what to think, beauty is just one word, it's over!"
Xie Dingyuan is serious: "Not rigorous enough."
"My God... What more rigor is needed for this aesthetic thing? Beauty and ugliness, things that can be distinguished at a glance, are not subjects or research!"
Xie Dingyuan still looked at that place, his eyes were dark and his expression was solemn.
Hearing this, he replied indifferently: "Everything has a standard of judgment, including beauty and ugliness."
Shen Qiannan: "Everyone has different aesthetic standards, how do you explain this?"
From Xie Dingyuan's point of view, you can just see half of Jiang Fuyue's face.
The girl's skin is very white, and in the sun, it is like plated with porcelain light, shining and translucent.
The ponytail was tied behind her head, swaying gently with her step by step.
At this moment, she is looking up to talk to the young man on her right, with a graceful arc around her neck, stretched brows and a smile at the corners of her mouth.
Xie Dingyuan: "Personal aesthetics are both different and common. The common point is the standard, do you agree?"
Shen Qiannan pouted: "It looks like an academic exchange... OK, then let me ask another question. Does Jiang Fuyue belong to the kind of beauty that can be judged under the standard?"
Xie Dingyuan's tone was indifferent: "Before that, you have to give me a standard."
But who in the world can really formulate such a set of things?
So, there is no solution to this problem at all!
Shen Qiannan reacted: "Okay, you are playing with me!"
"Your question is too boring."
"It's so difficult for you to praise someone beautiful? Thanks," he patted his brother's shoulder and said earnestly, "You can't do it like this. We should be more tolerant of people and things that are pleasing to the eyes and praise."
Xie Dingyuan: "There is no necessary connection between the beauty and my praise."
Shen Qiannan choked: "...Forget it, you should continue to be your steel straight man. No one can save Gusheng's life."
Xie Dingyuan frowned: "What do you mean? A straight man of steel? An orphan?"
Shen Qiannan thought he was questioning, but upon closer inspection, this man's eyes were actually filled with doubt and confusion.
"Uh! Don't tell me, you don't know what these two words mean exactly?"
"Should I know?" a serious rhetorical question.
Shen Qiannan's mouth twitched wildly: No, you shouldn't, I'm not worthy!
Xie Dingyuan simply took out his mobile phone, opened the browser, and typed in the search box——
What is a straight man of steel?
Soon, when the result came out, he roughly swept it and clicked on one of them.
The first sentence at the beginning: [Straight men have always been the object of everyone's complaints. 】
Xie Dingyuan: "?"
With a cold face, he continued to look down.
[But straight men are divided into ordinary straight men and steel straight men. There is a big difference between the two, which is shown in the following seven points. 】
In the first three points, regarding appearance, clothing, and hairstyle, straight men are sloppy, and steel straight men are very sloppy.
Xie Dingyuan asked himself that although he didn't care about his watch, he still kept himself clean and tidy, and he didn't have anything to do with "sloppy" anyway.
Sure enough, Shen Qiannan's mouth didn't have a word of credibility.
I was about to exit the webpage when suddenly: "Look at this..."
Shen Qiannan stretched out his finger and pointed below, "Isn't that what you said? Hahahaha..."
Xie Dingyuan frowned and looked-
【About Selfie】
Ordinary straight men: Nostrils are facing the camera, just take the picture, and refuse to retouch the picture.
Straight Man of Steel: Selfie? boring.
【About Girls Makeup】
Ordinary straight man: Why is it still not good?
Straight Man of Steel: Is there a difference between before and after?
【When your girlfriend is sick】
Ordinary straight man: 40 degrees fever? Drink plenty of hot water.
Straight Man of Steel: Is it that powerful? !
...
Xie Dingyuan's face was cold the whole time.
Shen Qiannan said: "Hahahaha...I think it's sick, if it were you, you should say: the increase in body temperature caused by fever can mobilize more lymphocytes to enter the lymphatic circulation and participate in the immune response...hahaha..."
"Shut up!" The veins on the man's forehead jumped.
Xie Dingyuan basically understood the meaning of "note orphaned life" after reading it.
Because of the last sentence of the article: [Straight men have no female votes, steel straight men are alone. 】
"drive."
"Ah?" The driver was stunned for a moment, then quickly responded, "Oh!" Then he started the engine quickly.
Shen Qiannan was dying, clutching his stomach and leaning on the back of the chair: "Hahahaha...Old Xie, do you admit it now?"
"Laugh again and get out of the car."
"Haha... No, no, I'm telling you, you can't be like this... We have been senior brothers for so many years... Hahaha... Don't be so... Haha... Can't help but laugh..."
Xie Dingyuan coldly instructed the driver: "Stop."
creak-
The car stopped, Shen Qiannan knew his urination well, and quickly covered his mouth with his hand.
"Uh-uh-" I stopped laughing.
Mercedes-Benz is back on the road.
Two minutes later, Shen Qiannan said again, "Hahahaha..."
The driver was sweating profusely, and he almost couldn't hold the steering wheel with his hands shaking. Mr. Shen's guts... really fat!
Xie Dingyuan raised his hand to grab the painful temple, tilted his head, looked coldly like a knife, and said every word: "Shen, Qian, Nan!"
He hurriedly pressed his lips together, and the laughter stopped abruptly, but his cheeks flushed.
If you want to laugh, you can't control it at all, but Shen Qiannan pursed his lips again, and finally became—
"Puff puff... puff puff..."
Xie Dingyuan: "?" What kind of idiot is this?
Driver: "!" I secretly trembled.
Shen Qiannan: "Puff puff... puff puff..."
However, Jiang Fuyue and his party said that after eating, the AA system settled the bill and was ready to go back to school.
However, Zhong Ziang dawdled and refused to leave. He followed Jiang Fuyue like a pug, with an undisguised purpose.
"Let them go back first, you are not in a hurry, let's take a walk for a while!"
Lin Shumo pouted: I forgot my friends when I saw sex.
Ling Xuan's brows were so tight that he could catch a fly: "It's so late, isn't it?"
Zhong Ziang looked at his watch: "Is it late? It's only half past six, and it's still dark." Then he reached out and grabbed Jiang Fuyue's cuff without touching her skin at all: "It's best to watch the sunset at this time, I know that Q is behind There is a park with a good view and coolness, it is the best viewing place! Really! Go go go!"
Jiang Fuyue really didn't want to go back to the dormitory so early.
And with her stomach still propped up, she prefers to take a walk to digest food.
"Okay." She nodded in agreement.
Zhong Ziang's eyes lit up, and he was quite flattered.
"I know there is a small road. It goes by quickly, but there are a lot of weeds. Be careful with the skirt you wear so that you don't cut your legs."
"In this way, I go ahead, and you follow behind, stepping on my footprints."
Thoughtful, thoughtful and meticulous.
How can there be the slightest cynicism? Like a handsome boy.
Lin Shumo seemed to see a ghost: Is this Zhong Ziang?
He glanced at Jiang Fuyue's back again, his eyes deepened, "Tsk..."
Ling Xuan suddenly said: "It's still early, and it's okay to go back. It just so happens that I also want to watch the sunset, why don't we all go together?"
Jiang Fuyue had no opinion.
Lin Shumo readily agreed.
And Zhong Ziang's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
Ling Xuan smiled: "Let's go, classmate Zhong, you lead the way, we will follow."
Zhong Ziang: "?" What the fuck am I?
He gave Lin Shumo another wink, but unfortunately, the latter didn't seem to see it.
He intensified his wink and winked at him, hoping that his good brother would be more interesting and take the initiative to take away the big trouble of Ling Xuan, so as to create a chance for him and Jiang Fuyue to be alone.
It's a pity that Lin Shumo, who has always kept his IQ, seems to have suddenly failed, but he just can't understand his hints.
Zhong Ziang wanted to cry: Bah! I am so hard!
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