Chapter 231 Stop prying!
Happy is a day.
It’s also a day to be unhappy.
If the sect master is happy and unhappy every day, isn't it equivalent to living for two days!
What a profit!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 3732 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
The next day.
Sect Leader Zhang Da slept beautifully all night and woke up beautifully.
The book says, "I sleep alone three poles above the sun. I am not a god, but I am better than a god."
Sect Master Zhang can feel that he is better than the gods, but who is Sangan?
After getting up and having breakfast, Sect Master Zhang started another busy day.
Let’s take a look at the Hunyuan Newspaper first. After a quick glance, it seems like there’s nothing to see.
During this period, the biggest event in the world is the emergence of the Xujing Mansion.
He had no intention of getting involved. Therefore, Hunyuan Bao can only report something else every day.
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In this regard, Sect Leader Zhang Da showed no interest at all.
Wandering to the lobby of the Sheriff's Mansion, Zhang Mo thought that everyone was busy today, but he didn't expect to see Yang Shuo, Lao Gou, and Lao Li as soon as he walked in. They seemed to be discussing something.
"Oh, I'm so idle. Don't practice, make money, and control the situation?"
Zhang Mo chuckled and sat back on his sect leader's chair.
The three of them immediately stood up and saluted, and then you looked at me, and I looked at you, as if you wanted to ask something, but were embarrassed to ask.
Zhang Mo looked at their squirming postures, and always felt that these people should also imitate the people below to do squats, twist their hips, and lift their thighs.
In order not to hurt his eyes, Zhang Mo hurriedly said: "If you have something to say, hurry up, and if you fart, hurry up, and don't twist your butt for me!"
In the end, the three of them made eye contact again, and then Elder Yang, who was the most eloquent, stepped forward to ask.
"Ahem, that... sect master. Something happened in Ning County last night, and it seems to be related to you."
As soon as Zhang Mo heard the word Ningjun, he knew that this group of people must have no intention of farting.
I also want to talk about the situation over there in the Void Realm Mansion. These people are really evil and they still want to go, right?
Stop it!
My sect master said he wouldn't go, but he just won't go. Even if he wants to change his mind, there is no way.
Zhang Mo immediately raised his hand and said, "Don't talk to me about Ning County. No one is allowed to mention it in the future!"
"yes!"
The three people quickly bowed in response.
Zhang Mo then patted his butt and stood up and said, "It's unlucky that we have to talk about this so early in the morning. Can't we do something serious? Let's go, this sect master goes to practice!"
Zhang Mo strode away. Behind him, Yang Shuo and the three others looked at each other, but they didn't dare to tell the whole story.
Only after the figure of Sect Leader Zhang Da left completely did Lao Li sigh in admiration: "It seems that Sect Master knows it."
"Anyone who says it's not is not allowed to talk. They must know it!"
"What did the sect master think? He didn't let us go. Instead, he started playing with the people from the Soul Sect and the Yuan Sect, and he was so playful. He was wearing women's clothing, and he was wearing revealing clothes, and they were all in the newspapers."
"I said that the sect master asked for a bunch of clothes yesterday. Emotions are dressed up!"
Yang Shuo took the newspaper and took a look.
The headline of the Shengdao Bao was "Shameless old thief shows off women's clothing, pink attack. Perverted Zhang Mo violently bursts into clothes, revealing his penis openly!"
The headline of the Zhengdao Daily said "Zhang Mo's perversion is revealed, a man's body is a woman's heart!"
It's so cruel, how could the sect master do such a rogue thing.
Where is the dignity? Where is the moral integrity?
Where is the detailed description? What about pictures? Where again?
They actually missed out on such a fun thing. The sect leader is so despicable, he is having so much fun.
Let's play around with both good and evil!
The old dog waved his fan and said: "Sure enough, everything was arranged by the sect leader. The Soul Sect and Yuanmen will suffer a big loss this time!"
Lao Li looked sad.
"The same goes for the sect leader. Couldn't he tell us in advance? It makes it seem like we are being very lax. What are you two looking at me doing? I'm suing you for defamation. What a great event. If only this could be published in the Hunyuan Newspaper , coupled with the portrait of the sect master, wouldn’t it be a hit? Now, both Zhengdao Bao and Shengdao Bao have breathed a sigh of relief. The sect leader tricked me!”
The old dog chuckled twice and said: "I was a little afraid at first that if the Soul Sect and the Yuan Sect really got the Void Realm Divine Treasure this time, their strength would skyrocket and they would be able to deal with us. Now that I see it, I can feel relieved. The sect leader has set a trap, If they want to leave, they have to shed all their skins. But the sect leader is unwilling to say anything and is unwilling to let us participate, making us seem like useless people. I feel a little unhappy! I really want to share the worries of the sect master!"
Yang Shuo asked: "Could it be that the situation set by the sect master this time is too outrageous and hurts moral integrity, so he won't let us go!"
Lao Li glared and said: "In this case, the sect master is too great. I, Lao Li, are willing to go all out, and my integrity is like a cloud. I am willing to give up my dirty skin to help the sect master in this situation."
"No, no, Elder Li, you are too coquettish, too coquettish. Let's forget it!"
"Yes, that's right. Elder Li, you should listen to the sect leader and go practice and make money. I won't let you take action on other matters for the time being."
Yang Shuo and Lao Gou nodded repeatedly.
Old Li was speechless for a moment, but Old Gou thought for a while and said: "Although we can't help much, and we don't even know how the sect leader laid out the plan. But it doesn't mean that we can't do anything. Elder Li, I think You'd better send a few capable people to sneak into the Luoshenhuo Mountain Range first. We still need to keep abreast of the situation. They exposed the sect master's information, so we should also expose their information. Just say that in the Void Realm Mansion, the evil heart of the Soul Sect is related to the Yuan Dynasty. The second elder of the sect, Jin Mubai, got close to each other. They found a place and fought for several days and nights. In the end, they were reluctant to part with each other, so I wrote this."
"Spread rumors, I know how to do this!"
Lao Li immediately became interested.
Yang Shuo coughed lightly and said, "I also want to get involved. Can you let me be the main writer?"
"Okay, wild little butterfly!"
"Damn it, how do you know my pen name!"
"Nonsense, your article can only be written by you. If other demon cultivators dare to write this, they will lose their lives!"
"Okay, okay, okay. I'll change my pen name this time and let me write. It's called, The story that Xie Xin and Jin Mubai have to tell. They were childhood sweethearts in a pig pen that year!"
"This is good, this is good. I like this scene. Can you also let me write a few chapters?"
"Okay, everyone come together."
The three elders and three chief writers began to discuss the plot with great interest.
I vowed to make this article the best-selling story in Hunyuan Newspaper.
Three perverts, no, three masters, they even wanted to add their own personal experiences to it.
Therefore, Elder Jin Mubai has another title, Quick Gun Young Master.
The heart-destroying demon, Evil Heart, also has a nickname, the four-armed flying girl!