Chapter 268 The war begins!
Today, I will continue to share my reading experience.
For example, the article "The Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains".
This is such a classic, it speaks volumes.
No matter what difficulties you encounter...
The above sentence will be more useful than your eight lifetimes!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 6205 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Ten days later.
The New Year's Eve is tonight.
The entire county is already bustling with activity.
Firecrackers are worn out in the new year, and the county town is lit with red lights.
The demon soldiers below were busy, including Yang Shuo, who was so busy that they disappeared.
But Sect Leader Zhang Da remained calm and almost lost his temper.
During this period of time, Sect Master Zhang Da lived a very leisurely life, and felt that his weight had gained another two pounds.
If you have wine today, you will be drunk today; if you have meat tomorrow, you will be fat tomorrow.
If a gentleman is not serious, he will not be powerful!
(The general idea is that if a gentleman is not fat or fat, people will think you have no authority!)
In recent times, Sect Master Zhang has only studied one thing.
That is how to use the Divine Order of Nothingness.
I don’t know why, but I felt that after waking up one day, the Divine Order of Nothingness suddenly became much easier to use.
Suddenly, Sect Leader Zhang showed various abilities.
These include deformations (can be large or small, long or short, soft or hard)
There is also physical fitness (improving qualifications and strengthening vitality)
Then there is Qingshen (as long as you wear it, you will not feel mentally exhausted)
Follow your heart (after injecting vitality, you can control it at will, no need to speak)
As expected, it is a sacred treasure of the virtual realm.
The ability to understand it is enough to reflect its value.
More importantly, Zhang Mo also discovered a particularly awesome ability of it during an accidental experiment.
Zhang Mo called it, Zheju!
Just by hearing the name, you can tell how terrifying this ability is.
To put it more carefully, that's probably what it does. Zhang Mo found that when he used "Remove Armor", the Divine Order of Nothingness would not be exploded.
And it can become bigger or smaller, so Zhang Mo tied it to his lower abdomen with a small and tough rope. Guaranteed not to be washed away by the armor-removing airflow.
Then, it can become slightly larger and help Zhang Mo cover the places that shouldn't be exposed.
Perfect!
Zhang Mo thinks this is the greatest use of this token. Although it can only cover one direction.
But it has already helped Zhang Mo solve a big problem!
"metropolitan!"
With a cry, the old dog quickly ran into Zhang Mo's bedroom.
Sect Master Zhang has long been dissatisfied with their behavior.
There are no rules. I used to knock on the door, but now I just rush in.
Hey! Take an order from this sect leader!
Taking out the Divine Token of Nothingness from his crotch, Zhang Mo shouted at the old dog: "Long!"
The Divine Order of Nothingness suddenly grew longer, directly touching the old dog's chest.
Well……
The old dog looked at the divine order, then at Zhang Mo, and said helplessly: "Sect Master, it's not interesting to play this all the time!"
Zhang Mo raised his divine order and was about to give the old dog a loud slap in the face.
The old dog immediately changed his mind and said: "But as long as the sect master is happy!"
Zhang Mo then took back the divine order and stuffed it back into his crotch.
"What are you doing? What are you doing? Isn't there a banquet tonight? What happened? Someone stole the meat and finished it? Where is Lao Li? Why haven't you seen him in a few days?"
I heard the sect leader mention Lao Li. The old dog suddenly showed a strange smile and said: "Sect Master, you don't know yet. Elder Li has been suffering from posterior orifice disease recently!"
"What disease? What disease does he have? Why hasn't it killed him yet?"
Zhang Mo frowned.
The old dog chuckled and said: "It's not an illness, it's an injury. Not long ago, Elder Li made an appointment with Elder Miao to be a guest in the mansion. And then..."
Zhang Mo raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "Then what? Just say it."
The old dog nodded and said: "Okay, okay, sect leader, how much do you know about Miaoli? Do you only know one but not the other?"
Zhang Mo stared and said, "What's the explanation?"
The old dog said slowly: "I know she is a good-looking beauty, but I don't know she also has a huge vagina!"
"two?"
Zhang Mo finally reacted. Then his eyes gradually widened, showing an incredible expression.
"You mean, she looks like a beauty, but she's actually a chuan'er!"
The old dog didn't understand Zhang Mo's dialect for a while, but he probably understood what Zhang Mo meant and nodded repeatedly.
Suddenly, Zhang Mo took a breath of cold air.
"Oh, it's a good thing that my sect leader has kept himself clean. Lao Li can't do it. Look, he's at a disadvantage. He's not as good as others, so it's not certain who will get it!"
The old dog smiled and said: "Definitely, definitely. Now the situation is very clear, that is, Lao Li was fucked. He howled in the house for several days, lying on the bed and shouting about passion since ancient times, and the hatred has been empty since ancient times, and the horse wears the mountain and the chrysanthemum begins to yellow!"
Zhang Mo was too lazy to listen and waved his hands repeatedly.
That scene is terrifying when I think about it.
Cruel, too cruel.
Lao Li should be more restrained in the future. Hey, retribution!
"Tell me, what's the matter with you?"
The topic finally turned back, and the old dog immediately showed a smile and said: "What a happy event, sect leader. Do you still remember that not long ago, the armies of the Yuan Sect and the Soul Sect gathered at the Death Battle Ridge?"
Zhang Mo thought about it carefully and said, "I have an impression. What's wrong? A fight?"
Lao Gou immediately came up with an intelligence report: "That's right. There was a big fight. This time, they really went to death. Neither side had any intention of stopping. The fighting was like a dark and dark place. There were countless casualties, and the royal family of the imperial court Lin Wei all went up, and the four generals were completely wiped out. Elders Huoyun, Gongyi, and Jiangliu from the Yuanmen all went into battle. The three demons from the Soul Sect also took action. The winner is still undecided. , life or death is uncertain. But according to the news returned by Hei Pao, no matter which side wins, it will probably be a tragic victory!"
Zhang Mo stood up immediately after hearing this, took the information and looked at it carefully, not daring to miss a word.
"Okay, okay, okay!"
After saying hello three times, Zhang Mo's eyes flashed and he said: "Both sides will suffer, and we will perish together!"
The old dog smiled and said: "It's very possible. When the fight reaches this level, neither side can stop easily. From my point of view, after the New Year is over, I'm afraid it will be a decisive battle. Oh, Sect Leader, should we get involved? I feel like there is a possibility of profiting from it.”
The old dog also seemed very excited, but Zhang Mo replied directly: "No, let them beat. It's best to beat the brains out. Where is the leader of the Soul Sect, has he come out of seclusion?"
The old dog said: "Even if I don't leave the seclusion, I'm afraid I won't be able to sit still. Sect Master, do we really not do anything?"
Zhang Mo thought for a while and replied: "Do it, of course. You should send someone to sort out the things Meat Ball brought back to me immediately. Try to understand the abilities of the gems and light curtains as much as possible, and then get them for me." Put a batch of them into Death Battle Ridge."
"What do you mean? Master, don't you still want to watch other people's battles?"
The old dog was a little confused by Zhang Mo's idea.
Zhang Modao: "Isn't it possible? Is it impossible or is there trouble? Haha, I don't care, I have to complete it for me!"
When the old dog heard this, he immediately bowed.