Chapter 288 The world is in uproar
Why do I always like to eat when I am in a bad mood?
This leader will tell you the answer.
Because, sad heart wants to "chew"!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 3261 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Ten breaths have passed, and the dashing Zhang Da Sect Master finally landed.
His body shook slightly, and he swayed along with the sign, which really blinded everyone.
Zhang Mo can now change his clothes again in public as if nothing had happened.
Such a thing as perversion.
As long as you don't care about it yourself, your subordinates won't dare to have a temper.
No one dared to push in front of him anyway.
As long as this sect master is calm enough, everything will seem natural.
Show off, this sect leader is a professional!
Oops, today’s pussy count is really too much. I’ll have to show off my pussy for the next few days. This won’t last long!
After everything was done, including Master Yunshan, they would only admire the power of Sect Leader Zhang Da in their hearts.
As for things like Sect Master Zhang's liking for revealing clothes, haha, it has been known to the whole world for a long time, it is nothing new.
Zhang Mo walked slowly to the human-skinned demon pig woman.
Until then, the human-skinned demon pig woman finally panicked.
Her real body was really ugly, and the puddle of flesh looked like it was swollen.
His face was also very ugly, as if many firecrackers had exploded, and there was an indescribable ugliness.
"You can't kill me, Devil Zhang, Sect Master Zhang. I was wrong, I really know I was wrong. I'm just a messenger. There is a war between two armies, and Bu Zhan is the messenger. If you let me back, I will definitely help you. Your kind words. Please let me go!"
The whole body of the human-skinned demon pig woman was shaking.
Until this time, Yang Shuo and others were late, but they were relieved when they saw the situation in front of them.
Zhang Mo waved his hand, and Yang Shuo immediately stepped forward.
Slowly, Zhang Mo said: "I don't like her dying too quickly, do you understand?"
Yang Shuo nodded and said: "I understand, Sect Master."
The human-skinned demon pig woman watched with horror as Yang Shuo stepped forward, and then dragged her away with several demon cultivators.
She suddenly screamed in fright.
"Zhang Zongzhu, let me go. I can warm your bed, and I can change your appearance to whatever you want. Zhang Zongzhu, let me go! Ah! Zhang Zhumo, I will kill your whole family!"
The voice faded away, thinking that her end would not be good.
Turning his head, Zhang Mo looked at Mr. Yunshan and Xiao Long and said, "How about you two stay in Qingjun temporarily. Even if it is an alliance, I will announce it in public. I also hope that the imperial court and Yuanmen can also express their stance in public. Ichiban.”
"That's natural. I'll write a book right now!"
Mr. Yunshan cupped his fists and bowed.
Zhang Mo nodded and walked back with Lao Gou and others.
Zhang Mo said loudly: "If you and I join forces, we will be invincible! By the way, let's have chicken together tonight, and I'll get something good for you this time!"
Zhang Mo left, and Young Master Yunshan and Xiao Long stood where they were.
Looking at Zhang Mo's back, he remained silent for a long time.
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The next day, the headline of Hunyuan Newspaper read, "The demon comes out of its sheath, the sword points at the Soul Sect." Good and evil join forces to show off their special powers! 》
As soon as the article came out, everyone in the country was shocked. Not only the people in the six counties in the south of the Yangtze River did not expect it, but also the entire Xia Kingdom. The Demon Sect would actually enter the situation in this way.
Everyone’s first reaction when they saw this article was the same: What a bluff!
Li Xia, the master of Feijian Sect who did not want to be named, made the following comments after reading this article.
"What a fart, if Yuanmen can ally with Demon Zhang, I will stand on my head and eat shit!"
Other righteous people and people in the court reacted even more violently.
A certain Nanhu County Sheriff who did not want to be published in the newspaper announced directly at the wine table.
"If the court cooperates with Devil Zhang, I will kill myself on the spot to show my loyalty. Devil Zhang will kill your whole family!"
In an instant, this sentence was published in the local Hunyuan Newspaper.
Ninety-nine percent of the people believed that this was news deliberately released by the Heavenly Demon Sect to disrupt the situation.
They issued various denunciations against Demon Zhang's cunning and abomination.
Various voices of "Zhang Da Da Mo will kill your whole family" sounded from the streets of various counties.
Many righteous people and loyal ministers of the imperial court were angrily denounced the abomination of Demon Zhang.
Suddenly, Demon Zhang's reputation surpassed that of the Underworld Bone Demon.
As a result, the Underworld Bone Demon even cursed in the Holy Dao Newspaper.
"Demon Zhang, you are such a slut, you can steal my limelight, go ahead!"
In the capital, countless people took to the streets and came to the gates of the Yuanmen and the imperial government offices, demanding that the imperial court and Yuanmen come out to denounce the abomination of Demon Zhang and clarify the rumors.
Unfortunately, the strange thing is that their request did not receive any response.
Until five days later.
Abruptly, the headline of the Zhengdao newspaper.
"With the imperial edict, the devil will return to his rightful place. Promote the alliance, and the vitality will last forever!"
As soon as the newspaper came out, everyone was in an uproar.
Immediately afterwards, the court announced that "Although the Tianmo Sect is a demon sect, it is willing to follow the right path. The court welcomes the correction. Sect Master Zhang is sincere and the court will give him an imperial edict. He will confer the title of Holy Sect of the Demon Sect, and Sect Master Zhang will be granted the title of Duke of Wei. Please hurry up. Come to the capital!”
In an instant, the righteous people in the world were dumbfounded.
This outrageous alliance is actually true!
Li Xia, the master of the Feijian Sect who didn't want to eat shit, quickly announced a retreat, and it was a retreat to the death.
Really, it can only be said that this old boy dodges quickly. If he is one step too late, he will be forced to death.
There was also a Nanhu County Sheriff who didn't want to kill himself. He packed up his things at the market and wanted to run away.
As a result, he was blocked at the door of his house. Many colleagues bid him farewell affectionately, and then gave him a sword and a coffin.
People from Hunyuan Bao, Zhengdao Bao, and Shengdao Bao were all here, waiting to see him be loyal for a moment.
It's a pity that this county guard really disappointed everyone. He held the sword and made gestures on his neck with a sad and indignant look for a long time, and then said: "No, the sword is too cold. In fact, I think Sect Master Zhang Da is quite good. I personally support Zhang Da very much. If the sect leader corrects his evil ways and returns to the right path, sect leader Zhang Da will live a thousand years longer!"
That night, the county guard got a new title, Jian (cheap) Shou (old man), and his reputation spread all over the world!
No matter how many people grab the land with their heads, they lament that the right path does not exist.
No matter how many people protested and protested in anger, they boycotted Sect Master Zhang.
In short, big things have been achieved and the alliance has been completed.
Two days later, the Tianmo Sect began to mobilize its army, crossed the Xia River, and headed straight for the capital.
This time, Sect Master Zhang will personally lead the troops and fight against the Soul Sect together with the Yuanmen court.
All the elites of the Heavenly Demon Sect came out, and the Demon Soldiers and Demon Cultivators also pulled out nearly 100,000 people. Led by Xiong Wudi and Miao Li, they took the lead and went straight to the Acropolis.
In response to this, the Underworld Bone Demon continued to express his contempt in the Holy Dao Newspaper.
"The dignified Heavenly Demon Sect actually wants to join the defeated dog. It's ridiculous, pathetic, and hateful!"
"It doesn't matter, I am willing to wait for the arrival of Devil Zhang of the Heavenly Demon Sect. The accounts of Moon Demon and Xie Xin will be settled this time. Devil Zhang, I am waiting for you in the Acropolis!"
The war was declared, Zhang Mo took the Shengdao Bao and glanced at it hastily.
Then slowly tear it into small pieces, stack them together, and apply force on the back.
Wiping your ass like this is exciting!