Chapter 286: The geese pluck their hair when they pass by, and the beasts leave their skin when they
After climbing over a mountain col, the beautiful scenery in front of us is eye-catching.
It is adjacent to the sea, but the land is hilly and stepped, so that those beautiful small wooden and blue grass shacks are built on the mountainside in an orderly manner.
The delicate white path winds up the mountain, and a kind of red vanilla is planted on both sides, so the whole village is as beautiful as a fairy tale.
Flowers, trees, sky, breeze, clouds, sun, rainbow, ocean, beach, forest, stones, gravel, earth...
"It's so beautiful. Let's rest here for the night." The girls' eyes were bright.
"But we just rested for a while..."
As soon as Ai Jiangtu opened his mouth, he was defeated by the glares of several pairs of beautiful eyes: "It's not impossible to rest for a while."
The girls cheered and ran towards Vanilla Town, including Nan Jue.
"Wouldn't it be nice to build a small house here and raise two canaries?" Zhao Manyan thought about a life without shame.
Such a beautiful place, two people can live in and three can come out!
As soon as everyone was about to enter this small vanilla village, they discovered that there was a large fence on the road to the small village, and there was a small grass shed covered there. There was a woman wearing red pendants all over her body.
Zhao Manyan was immediately attracted. He pushed his brown hair to his forehead and leaned over with a confident smile.
Unfortunately, this woman's attitude of a big sister not caring about her little brother hurt his self-esteem.
Moreover, the town seemed to have some special festival and did not welcome tourists. Everyone could only go to nearby towns in disappointment.
"Axu, do you want to go back and take a look?" Xu Fang asked.
Jiang Shaoxu suddenly jumped out: "I want it! I want to go too!"
Ai Jiangtu looked at the two of them and sighed in a familiar manner: "Here we go again... leave early and come back early."
He felt that he was tired of being the captain. If you say he pricked the heads of these team members, he would immediately act like a well-behaved and obedient person.
But if you want to be obedient——Listen to Gouba!
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Climbing along the grassy slope full of herbs towards the small village, Xu Fang grabbed a few herbs and handed half of them to Jiang Shaoxu after sensing that they were not poisonous.
Both of them were chewing vanilla in their mouths. Jiang Shaoxu smiled and said, "We look like cows like this."
"Moo."
"Hahaha···"
Chatting about useless and happy things, the two returned to Vanilla Town.
At this time, the place was full of people, more men than women, more wolves than meat, and the whole town was filled with laughter that was inappropriate for children. Those who didn't know it thought they were lying in the open air.
No wonder they are unwilling to let outsiders in. From the perspective of "Ratio and Ratio" in elementary school mathematics, joining the national team with more men and fewer women will increase the ratio of men to women, which is not very cost-effective for Xiaozhai.
But from an economic point of view, handsome men and beautiful women will greatly increase the quality of the party, and driving them out is simply a waste of resources...
All the three to four hundred people in the town were in the open area of the village, and there was also a group of people wearing red clothes and hanging ornaments all over their bodies.
Judging from the feedback from Little Willow, these guys are all mages.
"Red Ornament Union." Xu Fang said.
"What is this?" Jiang Shaoxu asked confused.
"The notorious gang of thieves, do you remember the pirates I told you about? They also have the same red accessories." Xu Fang said.
"Ah? Then the woman we met at the beginning also had a red ornament on her body!" Jiang Shaoxu's expression changed drastically.
So, there is no such thing as a Xiaozhai Silver Party, this is a crime scene!
"We really have no money!" The village chief in black cloth said angrily: "The most valuable thing we have is these herbs, take them if you want them!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, what the village leader said really misunderstood me, Xi Ge. I am a very reasonable person." The man who claimed to be Xi Ge said with a smile.
"What kind of truth are you talking about when you took away our vanilla and land and asked us to spend money to redeem it?" A villager angrily complained.
"oh?"
Xi Ge was not angry, but smiled so hard that it made people cringe: "I said, I am very reasonable, and you have the right to refuse... But by then, you will no longer be my customers, and I have no obligation to continue. Let me reason with you."
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"Beast!" Jiang Shaoxu said contemptuously.
"Yes, I have never seen such a shameless person!" Xu Fangyi was filled with indignation and stretched out his hand: "Do you have any stockings?"
"Si...what?"
Xu Fang's thinking jumped so fast that Jiang Shaoxu couldn't keep up for a while.
"Silk stockings are a kind of clothing item. They have the functions of modifying the legs, keeping cold and warm, preventing edema, sun protection and sweating. They are available in long, short, black and white..."
"Stop, stop, stop, I didn't let you explain!" Jiang Shaoxu quickly interrupted him.
"Oh, what I mean is, these beasts like the Red Ornaments Guild are so shameless, why don't we rob them and act as justice for God!" Xu Fang said sternly.
"...What about the things that were stolen?"
"Of course I spend it myself!" Xu Fang said confidently.
"Okay." Jiang Shaoxu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Xu Fang put his hand under her nose: "I want the black one. Daniel should be lower. It's too thick and you can't see the road."
"Go away!"
After all, Jiang Shaoxu still couldn't be thick-skinned.
Anyway, they are abroad and no one recognizes them, so it doesn’t matter whether they wear stockings or not.
While the two were talking, the bandits from the Red Ornament Union could no longer control themselves, and looked straight at the beautiful girl with wolf-like eyes.
The girls were so frightened that they hid behind their husbands, which only made the robbers even more excited and whistled loudly.
A robber couldn't restrain himself. Jie Jie smiled and stretched out his hand to pull a woman out.
The woman screamed and struggled desperately, but she had no ability to resist in front of the bandit's big palm-like hands.
The woman's scream hurt the hearts of every villager. Their fists were clenched tightly, but they did not dare to make any move.
Just then, two people came over from the bushes.
It's obvious that they are a couple. Their hair is the same color. The handsome guy and the beautiful girl are very eye-catching.
Compared with them, Xi Ge, who pretends to be elegant, is like a monkey imitating humans.
"Yellow-skinned monkeys, you must be tourists. Unlucky for you, you happened to bump into our Red Ornament Guild people working. The girl next to you is pretty good. I'll give you a chance to buy her back at a price that satisfies me. .”
Xi Ge, who felt that he had lost face, sneered.
"It turns out that this is popular among local gangs." The blond young man nodded: "Okay, then you can make an offer."
"Shall we make a price?"
Xi Ge was stunned for a moment by the unconventional development, and then heard the young man's voice continuing:
"From now on, this small village is mine. The geese pluck their feathers when they pass by, and the beasts leave their skins when they leave. My rules, do you understand?"
The robber and the villagers were stunned at the same time.
Rob, rob?
"This joke is not funny at all..." Xi Ge's voice was cold, but he still maintained the elegance he thought he had.
"Your smile is just like Shi's. It's obviously very funny."
Xu Fang brushed the air with one hand, flicked his index finger, and a sharp sound broke through the air.
"ah!"
The robber who had just dragged the woman howled in pain, knelt on the ground and turned into a giant shrimp, with a steady stream of blood dripping from his pants, like an uncle.
"Look, isn't it funny?" Xu Fang laughed even happier.
"Are you here to save us?" the villagers asked excitedly.
"I'm so sorry, no!" Xu Fang moved his fingers in the same way, and the villager who spoke fell to the ground unconscious.
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