Chapter 311 Pick!
Today our sect master solved a particularly difficult problem!
Why do people have two eyes?
After research by this sect leader.
Because people have one left eye and one right eye.
One plus one equals two, so humans have two eyes.
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 5391 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Zhang Mo didn't bother to say more.
Your flattery today is very bad. It's because you flatter your balls. If I don't flatter you to death, I think this sect master has a broad mind.
I bought two bottles of good wine and ate a roast chicken, four meat dishes and two cold dishes.
Zhang Mo then got down to business...sleep!
Look at the sun outside the window, which is still very bright and has no intention of setting. It seems that it still wants to hang on.
So what, this sect leader said: If you don’t sleep in the morning, you will collapse in the afternoon. I didn't sleep in the afternoon and slept very little at night.
Yang Shuo said: "The sect master is right!"
As soon as Yang Shuo closed the door, he saw the "big girl" coming in gracefully carrying food.
"Elder!"
Qingxian gave a slight salute, and there was a touch of depth on his chest, wishing to suck in the soul of the person.
Yang Shuo raised his hand and said: "There is no need to give it away anymore. The sect leader had a few drinks and has already gone to bed."
Qingxian felt happy when he heard this. Have you drunk too much?
It's good to drink too much. If a man is not drunk, how can a woman stand a chance?
If Demon Zhang is not drunk, how can I go in and sleep?
Immediately, Qingxian pretended to be shy and said: "Elder. The sect master has given me life-saving grace. I can't repay it in this life. I just want to serve the sect master. I hope the elder will give me a chance!"
When Yang Shuo heard this, he couldn't help but look at the gap a few more times.
Uh, could it suffocate the sect leader to death?
If you think about it carefully, it is better to be suffocated to death by this than to be suffocated to death by doing nothing.
The sect leader shouldn’t be angry!
The sect leader likes big ones!
He rubbed his chin and thought carefully. The sect master was in a bad mood today anyway, so it would be nice to relieve the anger.
Okay, this matter has been arranged by the elders.
"Okay, but remember to behave yourself."
Yang Shuo nodded.
Qingxian was stunned and said softly: "Elder, are there any... rules here? There are so many rules in Tianmo Sect!"
Yang Shuo waved his hand and said: "This rule is not that rule, it's just that...that, forget it, you can figure it out yourself. Anyway, just don't let the sect leader kick you out."
"Yes, elder!"
Qingxian seemed to lower his head shyly, but in fact, his eyes were already burning with fighting intent.
Devil Zhang, with your cultivation, I will win today.
Qingxian entered the room with food in hand and slowly closed the door.
Here, Yang Shuo is already waving.
"Quick, quick, quick, get a chair for me!"
There is no such excitement in the usual night vigil.
Yang Shuo had just chosen a seat and sat down when he saw the old dog running over dragging a chair.
"Damn it, your dog ears are really good!"
Yang Shuo smiled.
The old dog said: "Wrong, it was the dog's eyes that saw her going in. Bah, bah, bah, human eyes, these are my human eyes!"
The two sat down, looked at each other and smiled, everything was wretched.
Inside, Qingxian put down his food plate and looked at Sect Leader Zhang Da who was lying on the bed.
Snoring, grinding teeth, farting, drooling.
Sect Master Zhang will not leave any one behind, highlighting all aspects.
Qingxian couldn't help but frown when he saw this battle.
Good guy, the mighty demon is so sleepy. Aren't you afraid that she would take a knife and cut off his head with a click?
What a bold artist!
Hum hum, no matter what, I like people like this.
Gently rub it on your nails and twist a little powder into your hands.
This is a medicinal powder specially prepared by Qingxian using a secret method. As long as it is inhaled into the mouth and nose, it will arouse the vitality and fall into a state of chaos.
The medicine is extremely effective and is specially designed for those with advanced cultivation.
The higher the cultivation level, the faster the medicine can work.
In order to have an effect on Demon Zhang, Qingxian prepared ten times the amount of Dragon Climbing Realm.
You really came prepared!
After all, in the Hegemon Realm, no matter how well-prepared you are, you can't be too prepared.
"Sect Master! Sect Master!"
Qingxianjiao Didi called twice more, but Demon Zhang did not respond.
Slowly stepping forward, Qingxian said softly: "Sect Master, I am here to help you rest today."
As he spoke, the powder was immediately put into Sect Leader Zhang's nose.
Immediately, Sect Master Zhang was awakened.
"What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing?"
Zhang Mo was immediately angry. His subordinates were getting more and more aggressive now, and they even dared to come to his bedside to cause trouble!
If I didn’t use the token to kill you, you wouldn’t know how powerful this sect leader is!
The vision blurred for a while, and suddenly there were white flowers, as if someone had suddenly removed all the restraints on his body.
Before Zhang Mo could see clearly, he felt someone getting into his bed.
This is even more outrageous. You really don’t take this sect leader seriously!
Zhang Mo was about to lose his temper when he finally saw Qingxian's face clearly.
Uh...what's going on?
Qingxian's eyes were filled with strange light at this time, alternating back and forth between black and purple.
"Sect Master, you can do whatever you want!"
As he spoke, Qingxian had actually activated his own technique.
Xuanyin Jiucai, deep purple eyes!
Zhang Mo opened his mouth and suddenly felt that he could not speak.
He just felt that the person in front of him was so beautiful, so beautiful!
Qingxian saw that Zhang Mo was hit, and his confidence suddenly increased.
Haha, even if you are incomparably powerful in the Overlord Realm, even if you are the world-famous Demon Zhang, you will still be defeated by me today.
Here we go, Xuanyin Jiucai, the first move, needle grinding!
He turned over and pressed Zhang Mo's hand with both arms.
Qingxian's hair began to dance on its own without wind, like a snake dancing on its own, and the vitality on his body began to shine in his lower abdomen.
Then, the battle began, and vitality was directly injected into Zhang Mo's body.
Yin and Yang merge into one, and Xuanmai divides into elements!
This is a serious method of dual cultivation.
It can completely blend the energies of both parties and then divide them equally!
This is a wonderful way for women to compete with the masters, with almost no side effects!
Qingxian's ultimate move is activated.
Zhang Mo just felt like he was being tricked again.
What's going on? Are all women today so fierce?
Is there really no need for this sect to take the initiative? Oops, it’s completely different from the pictures of Xiao Huang that this sect leader has seen!
Damn it, are you serious!
This sect leader should be easy to mess with, right?
Look at this sect leader, as motionless as a mountain!
Immediately Qingxian also felt something was wrong.
What a big demon, he actually has such tricks.
Look at this lady, the second form of Jiucai method!
…
Outside, Yang Shuo and Lao Gou listened to the movement and nodded lightly.
"The sect leader's orientation seems to be okay!"
"Yeah, I feel relieved now. A while ago, it scared me to death. I thought I would lose my butt one day!"
Yang Shuo touched his butt with a smile on his face.
"Isn't that right? Apart from Lao Li, no one is afraid! It's better now. The original feelings were not to the sect master's liking!"
"That's right, that's right. Remember, the sect leader likes big ones!"