Chapter 322 Pig teammates
I saw some outrageous news in the newspaper today
“A certain well-known devil is widely rumored to be a big hooligan.
In order to get rid of the rumors, the devil showed up in public on the street and used his strength to clarify...
He is not big! "
Haha, this sect leader laughed to death.
Wait, he is not insinuating this sect leader!
This sect leader is not young!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 4592 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Inn.
Sect Leader Zhang slept in the sun again today.
I have to say, it feels like being idle, doing nothing, just eating and waiting to die.
It’s so cool!
After getting up, the only thing Zhang Mo had to worry about was what to eat today.
It's a pity that the food hasn't been brought yet, but the old dog ran over eagerly.
"Sect Master, Sect Master!"
Zhang Mo was annoyed when he looked like this.
Every time the old dog gets so flustered, something is definitely wrong.
What this sect leader hates most is when something goes wrong.
If there is a person in the country who hopes for world peace most.
That must be my sect leader!
"What happened again?"
Zhang Mo asked angrily.
Is there anything we can't talk about after dinner? Hearing bad news before a meal can easily affect my sect leader's appetite.
The chicken wings didn't even taste good, so I had to change them to bigger ones.
"Sect Master, this is news from the Acropolis."
Lao Gou quickly handed the letter to Zhang Mo.
After just two glances, Zhang Mo's face was filled with astonishment, and Yang Shuo also trotted over.
"Sect Master, over there at the Acropolis..."
Zhang Mo raised his hand to interrupt Yang Shuo's words and read the message carefully.
Yang Shuo then leaned his head to watch, and then his eyes widened.
"My dear mother, how did he fight this battle! Even if there are tens of thousands of pigs, they won't disappear overnight!"
Zhang Mo put down the note and had only one thought in his mind.
Otherwise, just go home!
Pig teammate, I can’t carry him!
Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like giving away someone's head in Yuanmen.
If you are quiet, you will kidnap the sect leader, if you are active, you will lose all the way.
Stop it, stop it.
This sect leader does not want to be buried.
It is more reliable to break up the partnership.
Goodbye, you stupid pigs!
Zhang Mo was about to issue an order immediately. Just one word, withdraw!
But before the order was given, someone hurriedly arrived.
Before anyone could see him, the sound came.
"Sect Leader Zhang, I'm here to apologize!"
Hearing this, Zhang Mo looked unhappy.
This Mr. Yunshan has no shame at all now, and his voice sounds more and more like a eunuch.
Where is the pride of your righteous disciples? Where is your Fourth Young Master's coolness? Where is your strong demeanor in ascending to the Dragon Realm? No more?
Zhang Mo was still thinking about whether to see them or not, when he saw a group of Yuanmen senior officials walking in quickly.
The leader is a saint!
Zhang Mo was slightly surprised.
Ouch. Today the sun comes out from the west, the old sow can climb the tree, and the little rooster can sing!
The saint looked up at Zhang Mo, her face was pale, her lips trembled, but she bowed and saluted: "Sect Master Zhang, I have done a lot of offenses in the past few days. It is my fault that I have done harm to the reputation of Sect Master Zhang. .Come here today to plead guilty, and ask Sect Master Zhang to punish you!"
Zhang Mo opened his mouth wide. Damn it, he really apologized.
Holy girl, you can. This sect master really underestimates you.
It can really stretch and bend, it can be soft or hard, it can go up or down (well, don’t think wrong, this is very serious)
Yang Shuo and Lao Gou next to them both changed slightly.
Yang Shuo said softly: "This is hopeless!"
The old dog followed: "Sect Master, what should we do?"
Zhang Mo swallowed a gulp of saliva. What else could he do? If you ask me, who should I ask?
Oops, why are you apologizing? It makes this sect master very uncomfortable.
Should I forgive you, forgive you, or pardon you?
I have no choice but to not forgive.
It's really urgent, and it's not very good to fight.
After coughing twice, Zhang Mo said: "Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings. This matter is over, it's over! This sect leader has something else to do, please give in."
With that said, Zhang Mo planned to get out of the way.
Just kidding, should I stay here and greet the Underworld Bone Demon with you?
This sect leader doesn’t want to be with your pig teammates.
There is a saying that those who are close to "pig" are "crazy"!
(Interpretation: Does this damn thing need an explanation? If you don’t understand, just... you don’t understand)
Just by looking at Zhang Mo's movements, Master Yunshan could guess what Zhang Mo was going to do.
Want to run?
Where is the devil Zhang?
Today you have to bring it even if you don’t bring it!
After dodging, Mr. Yunshan blocked the door and said: "Sect Master Zhang, the Underworld Bone Demon attacked the acropolis last night, causing the acropolis to be a sea of fire. Please send people to support quickly, otherwise the acropolis will be completely destroyed." In the hands of the Underworld Bone Demon, the capital is in danger and the whole world is in danger! "
Zhang Mo nodded repeatedly and said: "Wei Weiwei, who are you? You are a defeated baby!"
After Zhang Mo finished speaking, he felt something was wrong. He turned to look at Yang Shuo and said, "Uh, did this sect leader say something out loud just now?
Yang Shuo said softly: "Sect Master, you are almost ready to sing."
All the senior officials of the Yuan Sect below were staring at Zhang Mo.
The saint followed and said loudly: "I am entirely responsible for this battle. I did not consult with Sect Master Zhang, so I made my own decisions and underestimated the enemy. Sect Master Zhang, if you want to blame, blame me. You kill me, Ling, You can humiliate me or cut me into pieces. Please put the overall situation first, Lord Zhang, and save the alliance, the capital, the Xia Kingdom, and the world!"
The Saint's acting skills have finally improved.
This is an extraordinary performance today!
It seems that he is willing to go all out. Anyway, he has completely lost his face today, so why not let his feelings explode again.
Zhang Mo was stunned. What the hell, you guys think too highly of this sect leader.
You have lost like this, and now you want this sect leader to do it yourself.
This is not an alliance!
This is poverty alleviation!
I can’t afford it, I really can’t afford it.
It would be better for me, the sect leader, to leave first.
Zhang Mo said: "Holy girl, you are right. This sect leader is going to fight the Underworld Bone Demon now. Don't worry, I have sent people. Don't be afraid, the capital will definitely be defended. You guys get out of the way first, let's This sect master goes to fight, to the front line, to the acropolis, and I want to let the underworld bone demon know what it means to have a dragon with reverse roots, and he will definitely commit a crime!"
Yang Shuo next to him was a little nervous for a moment, coughing twice and said: "Sect Master, that's called a dragon with reverse scales, you will die if you touch it!"
Zhang Mo frowned and said, "Really? Don't worry about these details, the meaning is the same. Okay, give way and don't block the road."
Zhang Mo said this and wanted to run away.
However, Young Master Yunshan blocked the door tightly and said in a tearful voice: "Zhang Master, please don't leave. If you leave, will we still see you?"
Zhang Mo almost couldn't continue acting, bah bah bah, he said it as if the sect leader was going to die.
"I can see it, of course I can!"
The saint followed: "Sect Master Zhang, don't rush now. Even if you rush there now, it's too late. The most urgent task is to get your subordinates to the Acropolis first!"