Chapter 331 The world's number one
After herbal medicine class, a group of students were taken to the school hospital for bee and billywig stings.
In addition to herbal medicine class, in Snape's potion class, the twins threw a big dung egg into the cauldron of the Slytherin students next door, causing several people to be injured by the potion.
There is also the transformation class, a student turned his arm into a chicken paw, but he couldn't change back...
It was only the first day of school, everyone seemed to have an appointment, and they tried their best to cause teaching accidents, so that in the end, more than 20 students were sent to the school hospital.
Malfoy, who was lying in the school hospital, was happy.
He was lonely and cold at first, but he didn't expect to welcome Potter whom he had been thinking about... I have to say it was a pleasant surprise.
He originally wanted to be discharged from the hospital tonight, but now that he has a bed partner, he doesn't want to leave, after all, sleeping in the Slytherin lounge, how can it be more interesting to sleep here?
Malfoy was going to surprise Potter with a sneak attack in the middle of the night.
Madam Pomfrey was very upset, she still had words like "incapable" on her lips, but she didn't know who she was talking about.
But it's still the same sentence, it's just a little teaching accident, and it's not the death of a student, so there's nothing to make a fuss about.
At least in the eyes of Sirius, this is not a big deal.
On Tuesday morning, on the way to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, Sirius ran into a group of Hufflepuff students and joked:
"Students of your generation are still too delicate. When I was in school, it was common for students to be injured. In the worst case, more than a hundred people were hospitalized, and even the Minister of Magic was alarmed..."
"More than a hundred people?" Hannah stared at Sirius with pale and terrified eyes, "Could it be that the Death Eaters broke into Hogwarts?"
"That's not true." Sirius raised a slight smile on his lips, and said, "That day was the Quidditch final, and Gryffindor played Slytherin."
"The fouls were so bad on both sides that six players were slid off their broomsticks and four others had their legs broken.
The two sides fought a real fire in the end, causing students from the two colleges to fight and injuring more than a hundred people. Afterwards, even Professor McGonagall was hospitalized with anger. "
"Professor Black, who won the final game?" Susan asked curiously.
"Slytherin won." Sirius shrugged and smiled, "Of course, Gryffindor won back the next year."
James was the captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team at the time, and his leg was cut off in the final, which led to the loss of the game.
But it was after that competition that Lily changed her mind about James for the first time, and visited him in the school hospital, and then in the seventh grade...the two started dating.
It can only be said that although James lost the game, he won life.
Sirius described the scene of that year with great interest, and the students listened with great interest.
They soon arrived at the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.
At this time, a group of Ravenclaw students stood at the door of the classroom, and they could not enter the room because Peeves blocked the door.
I saw Peeves holding a large dung egg, dropping it from the ceiling and exploding on top of everyone's heads.
The little wizards around screamed and pushed each other, wanting to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.
"Peeves, you've become so bold that you even dare to disrupt my class?" Sirius asked.
Peeves was so taken aback that he almost fell from the air. He steadied himself in time and hovered two meters above the ground.
"Hey, it's Sirius Black. I almost didn't recognize you. The ghosts of Gryffindor said that you are back, but I didn't expect it to be true."
"Well, long time no see, Peeves, you still like to play tricks so much."
"Hee hee This is my job." Peeves grinned and said with a smirk:
"When will you go back to your old job? After you guys graduated, no one played pranks with me. I was bored for several years... Now the Weasley twins are interesting."
The students all looked at Sirius in horror, they didn't expect him to be the same bird?
Sirius showed a nostalgic smile, he shook his head and said:
"Sorry, I'm a professor now, I don't want to participate in this kind of silly trick anymore, get out of the way now, I'm going to class."
"A boring trick?! You actually said that Master Peeves' great career is a boring trick?"
Peeves' eyes widened, and suddenly he became angry and shouted:
"Blake, you forgot your original intention and started to collude with despicable professors."
Peeves seemed very disappointed, and kept throwing all the prank weapons on his body towards the ground.
Professor Sirius sighed, took out his wand, turned to the students and said:
"I have nine ways to deal with Peeves, and now I will teach you the first one, a small spell... Look after it all, this is the first lesson I will teach you.
If anyone is afraid of Peeves in the future, let alone my student. "
Sirius raised his wand and said, "Kao Turava!"
Peeves suddenly swelled up, and his body instantly became round, as if full of gas.
Immediately afterwards, there was a loud bang, and his whole body shriveled up in an instant like a punctured balloon.
Under the action of the air current, Peeves flew out and spun rapidly in the air, like a top, he slammed into the wall hard, bounced and fell to the ground, bounced up, landed again... over and over again.
After Peeves hit him a dozen times in a row, he fled in a hurry, with a lot of cursing and cursing words in his mouth.
The students all applauded.
"Excellent, Professor Black!" Justin whispered.
Sirius nodded gracefully and said with a smile, "Go, it's time to enter the classroom."
In the crowd, Rove was treating the wound of a squirrel with a broken wing. After his hand touched the opponent's wing, the wound melted like ice and snow, and disappeared in an instant.
Luo Fu let go of his hand, but the oriole didn't flap its wings and fly away. Anyway, it landed on the young man's shoulder, singing softly and melodiously.
Shirley took some food from her pocket and fed it to the bird that refused to leave. She whispered:
"The new professor seems much more reliable than the previous two Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers."
"Of course." Rove said with a smile: "Sirius learned Animagus in the fifth grade. No matter what, he is a genius. How can Quirrell and Lockhart compare with him."
Shirley suddenly wondered: "If he and Professor Snape really fought, who would win?"
Rove really thought about it carefully and said:
"As far as I'm concerned, I'm still more optimistic about Professor Snape.
When they graduated, the two might still have similar strengths, but Sirius had been imprisoned in Azkaban for twelve years, and the gap gradually widened. "
One is imprisoned in prison, and under the torment of dementors, his strength will still decline; the other has devoted himself to studying magic at Hogwarts for more than ten years, and his strength has steadily increased...
Even if the two were on par back then, they are not the same now. This is an irrefutable reality.
Shirley thought so deeply, she thought about it, and suddenly said:
"However, if there is a real fight, Snape and Professor Black combined should not be able to beat you."
"Shirley, it's over, it's too much." Rove couldn't help laughing and said, "If someone else said it, I would even feel that I was scolding."
The ponytail girl tilted her head, stared at the boy's handsome face, and said seriously, "But I really think so."
Rove turned his head slightly, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, Shirley has the potential to be "the world's number one Rove."
After the students lined up to enter the classroom, they suddenly found that this familiar classroom has become very different, and all the tables have disappeared.
Sirius, whom Shirley thought "even with Snape, can't defeat Rove", now looks down on the group of little wizards in front of him, and he said seriously:
"I've seen your teaching progress over the past two years, and I must say... sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks."
"But it's not your fault, but two idiots delayed you for two years and made your defense against the dark arts stagnate for too long."
A group of third-year students can't even do the most basic disarming spell... dare you believe it.
If it wasn't for Snape's help as a substitute teacher and taught him many useful things, Sirius wouldn't have dared to imagine how weak this group of young wizards are now.
Sirius believed that if the top ten wizards in their year were called to fight, even if the students of this year united, they could completely torture them.
Of course, the premise is to remove Rove... A monster who can kill werewolves at the age of 13 is of course not within the scope of reference.
"Although your situation is very bad, there is still a chance to make up for it." Sirius looked around and said loudly:
"Today is a practical class, or in other words, for the next year, you will only have practical classes."
"The best way to learn something is to practice it, whether it's Defense Against the Dark Arts or anything else, the truth is the same.
In Defense Against the Dark Arts, the next thing you need is not a quill, but a wand. "
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(Thanks to the big guy "Give me a bottle of wine and a cigarette" for the reward)