Chapter 364 Chief Instructor, Monkey, let’s go report!
Biyi Military Region.
bathroom.
Zhan Kong stood by the urinal, smoking a cigarette very melancholy, and the curls of blue smoke lingered in the small toilet.
Three days!
It has been three days since Zhan Kong reported here. He has been doing nothing for three days, shuttling between the dormitory and the toilet like a wild ghost all day long.
————He didn’t even dare to wander around. It would be a big loss if he was caught by the inspector when he was new here.
"I don't even have a mission, so what on earth am I called to do?" Zhan Kong irritably pulled his hair into a chicken coop. At this moment, a familiar voice sounded outside the toilet.
"Okay, okay, as long as you like... What do you want to eat at night? I'll buy you some from the small supermarket in the camp... Of course I like girls, as beautiful as her mother."
With a simple and honest smile on his face, Zhang Xiaohou walked into the toilet and started to untie his belt while chatting on the phone with He Yu.
Then, he frowned, why was the man next to him so close?
Do you know that you have crossed a line?
Use a urinal to go to the toilet. This is an iron rule that is stricter than the Magician Convention of the Five Continents Magic Association!
There's obviously room over there, but they're still leaning against each other. It's so perverted... Damn, they're still sticking their heads in!
"You've grown up." Zhan Kong said with a smile.
"Grow up your sister...Chief Instructor!"
Zhang Xiaohou was about to blurt out a greeting when he suddenly realized that the voice sounded particularly familiar. Turning around suddenly, it turned out to be the familiar scrawled figure of an uncle.
"No, no, no, please lift your pants first."
Zhan Kong quickly stopped Zhang Xiaohou's hug and greeting, took out the crumpled cigarette case from his arms, and handed it to the front: "How about a cigarette?"
"I don't smoke, He Yu doesn't like the smell of cigarettes." Zhang Xiaohou said happily.
Zhan Kong was stunned for a moment, and a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes.
"Chief instructor, why don't you stop smoking?"
"Enough smoking." Zhan Kong threw the cigarette butt under his feet and crushed it with his toes to put out the fire.
"I remember you were stationed in the Qinling Mountains. How come you were transferred here?" Zhankong asked.
Zhang Xiaohou laughed dryly, he didn't dare to reveal the secret.
Zhankong looked him up and down, then suddenly said: "Jinlin Huangcheng?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhan Kong saw Zhang Xiaohou's expression change slightly, and his suspicion was confirmed.
"Chief instructor, you are not the same..." Zhang Xiaohou said in surprise: "It's great, I can finally fight alongside you again!"
Back in Bo City, the scene of the decisive battle between Zhan Kong and Yi Canglang left a deep mark on him, who was still a junior mage.
Zhankong looked at the sky forty-five degrees, leaving Zhang Xiaohou with the figure of the male protagonist of the emo Divine Comedy MV.
"Fighting side by side, we have to fight hard..."
Zhankong felt that if he stayed here any longer, his body would become moldy!
At this moment, the toilet door was pushed open again, and the two of them stopped talking in a tacit agreement and looked at Lai at the same time.
————Then, the eyes widened at the same time.
"What the hell, Xu Fang?"
"Brother Fang!"
Xu Fang stood calmly across a urinal and said with a smile: "Chief instructor, monkey, long time no see."
"Are you also transferred here?" Zhang Xiaohou said in surprise: "What a coincidence, that is, Brother Fan is missing, otherwise we brothers can make up for it!"
Zhankong snorted and said sourly: "Two military commanders, plus a champion of the national competition, it's quite a scene. I really want to see who the number one figure is!"
"Oh, I know that." Xu Fang said with a smile: "This person is very strong, handsome, and has an indescribable personal charm. He was once known as the dream of girls all over the world..."
Zhan Kong: "..."
Zhang Xiaohou: "..."
Zhankong: "This person you are talking about could not be you, right?"
"That's right!" Xu Fang clapped his hands and said with a smile: "It seems that the chief instructor has a very clear understanding of my charm!"
Zhan Kong: "I don't know your charm, but I know your shamelessness!"
This kid showed a shameless demeanor back in Bo City, and years of hard work not only failed to erase it, but actually made it even worse!
Compared with Zhan Kong, Zhang Xiaohou's reaction was much more pleasing, exclaiming: "Brother Fang is awesome!"
Xu Fang smiled and said: "Let's go, the bathroom meeting is over, go report to our territory!"
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Jinlin Desert City, Wetland Park.
This place has been neglected for decades, and nature has completely swallowed it up.
The roots of the plant demon have penetrated the originally solid ground, and weeds have grown to as high as the knees.
There was a rusty car in the grass. The window was completely penetrated by a thick vine, making it difficult to see inside. The sides of the car were also covered with moss.
Xu Fang, Zhan Kong, and Zhang Xiaohou squatted on the ground.
"Thank you, I don't have anything." Zhan Kong said angrily.
Look at this situation, this is called starting from scratch!
Zhang Xiaohou said: "I'll call He Yu and ask her to stay well in the Biyi Military Region... There isn't even a toilet here."
Xu Fang pointed to the woods not far away: "Let's deal with it right there. The monster will eat it after five minutes of defecation. It's clean and hygienic."
Zhang Xiaohou: "..."
Although this is the fact, there is no need to go into such detail!
And what he had just seen was that there was not even paper for wiping butts in the forest... What could be seen everywhere was a plant called "Firecordia".
This plant is not poisonous, but you can tell from the name that wiping your butt with this thing will make you want to die...
"Let me tell you the plan first. Within a week, the three of us will demolish this deserted city of Jinlin." Xu Fang said.
When they talked about business, both Zhan Kong and Zhang Xiaohou became serious.
"I'll tell you my plan."
Xu Fang took out a military map. The streets, alleys, ravines and ravines were clearly drawn on it, and there were several locations marked in red.
It is the result of the exploration some time ago.
"These places are inhabited by commander-level monsters. What we have to do is attract them to the city, drain them of their skills and then kill them.
Demons at the leadership level have a strong sense of territoriality. As long as we break into their territory, they will not stop until we are killed. "
Zhan Kong and Zhang Xiaohou looked at Xu Fang who was talking eloquently, and their brains were a little overwhelmed.
Taking the initiative to attract demons into the city is too much punishment!
"Wouldn't the impact of this be bad..." Zhang Xiaohou hesitated.
"That's ok, you are an earth mage, this important task will be left to you." Xu Fang said cheerfully.
"No, I can't even do it in such a big city, even if I'm exhausted!" Zhang Xiaohou's expression immediately turned bitter.
Demolishing a city would be too much for a super-level mage, let alone a small high-level mage like him!
"After demolishing the city and destroying the big demon, what will happen to those slaves and generals?" Zhankong asked: "Although these beasts are not strong, they are better at hiding than the other. What if one day they run out and hurt people?" ?”
"Don't worry, as long as they are in this land, there is no chance of survival." Xu Fang said with a smile.
"What do you mean... that?" Zhan Kong said in shock.
"Yes, that's it."
"This top-notch treasure will be given to us by the superiors!?"
"Don't worry, I've already made a plan, nothing goes wrong."
Xu Fang and Zhan Kong were talking to each other like they were playing riddles. Zhang Xiaohou next to him became more and more confused as he listened. He couldn't help but ask, "What is that... you are talking about?"