Chapter 408 How about I try it?

Chapter 408 How about I try it?

The royal feast has its own ceremonial procedures, so there is no need to say much. After Li Wanjiang toasted to celebrate with the sky, the Lantern Festival officially began.

"Foreign Minister Nishimura Zhicun, I wish the Great Zhou Emperor long live!" Nishimura Zhicun was the first to stand up and protest, "I feel something in my heart when I see this grand event, and I see the fireworks all over the sky, and the sound is like thunder. The Jade Emperor marches, thunder drums cloud flags, rains arrows, winds and knives form formations in the sky! But there is no second couplet, and I invite everyone in the Great Zhou Dynasty to see it!"

As soon as I opened my mouth, there was nothing good to say!

This was originally the Mid-Yuan Festival, and the fireworks and firecrackers were set off for celebration. Do you frankly think of marching troops? You also know that there are wars everywhere in Dazhou now, but you insist on which pot is not opened and which pot is carried. Isn't this deliberately adding to the big guys?

The most disturbing thing is that he did a good job in the upper line, and he was very generous. If he wanted to confront each other, it would not be easy.

Then the atmosphere suddenly became dignified.

Li Wanjiang saw all the members of the Imperial Academy frowning, scratching their heads and scratching their heads, feeling angry, what the hell are you waiting for since they have published the Shanglian?

Do you want me to come and talk to him? If I can get it right, what's the use of you bastards?

"Hehe, why are all the talented scholars of the Great Zhou Dynasty so humble and polite? No one is willing to come out to teach you?" Xi Cun Zhicun looked around the table and sneered.

"Why don't I try it... Uh! Try it?" But a lazy voice sounded, and the big guy heard the sound and saw that it was Xiao Chen who stood up unsteadily, staring at Xi Cun Zhicun with drunken eyes.

The big guy suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, this kid finally sobered up, it was just right to wake up not too early or too late!

The corner of Li Wanjiang's mouth showed a slight smile imperceptibly, and he was very relieved in his heart.

Liu Ruyun watched coldly, cursing inwardly, this brat is putting on a show again!

If he doesn't pretend for a day, he will die!

"Master Xiao, please advise!" Nishimura Zhi deliberately said that you kid has finally come, but seeing that you have become so virtuous, can you still be right with you?

Of course Xiao Chen can, if he can't, who can?

A hundred poems about fighting wine, it's a fart for a pair.

"The emperor hosts a banquet, with moon candles and star lamps, and delicacies from mountains and seas as banquets!"

It's so neat and tidy!

"Master Xiao, I also have a couplet that I want to ask for advice. I understand Ang. My first couplet is: The sky is nine, the earth is nine, and ninety-nine will return to the truth. It will survive for thousands of years, and we will celebrate it together!" But Kinoshita Yong Just stood up to the challenge.

This couplet is difficult, because not only does it contain a series of numbers, but also there are repetitions between the numbers, which means that the numbers are progressive, and the final ending is also very grand, and it also fits the meaning of today's festive celebration.

However, Xiao Chen didn't say a word, but staggered to Li Wanjiang, and bowed deeply.

Li Wanjiang thought to himself, what are you going to do again, you kid?

People talk to you, why do you beg me?

I'm begging you, okay, don't get drunk at this time...

"Fifty in Spring, Fifty in Autumn, Fifteen Lanterns, all the kingdoms in the four directions call for a long life without bounds!" Xiao Chen said loudly.

Oh, everyone was surprised and happy when they heard this!

Surprisingly, Xiao Chen matched the upper and lower couplets almost without thinking, but what he likes is that this second couplet is a bit too good!

Li Wanjiang happens to be 50 years old this year, and today is the 15th Lantern Festival. There are several countries participating in the Lantern Festival, and the most ingenious thing is that the sentence "Wan Shou Wu Jiang" also contains Li Wan Jiang's name!

This kid should say or not, is he really talented!

Li Wanjiang is very pleased with Long Yan, think about it.

The words of giving Zhen Aiqing a cup of royal wine almost blurted out.

You can reward him with anything, but you can't let him drink anymore...

"Lord Xiao, I also have a couplet to ask for advice, only the word 'sex is difficult', please give me a couplet as well." Xiachuan Shenmu also stood up and sneered at Xiao Chen.

"Ugh!" Xiao Chen burped and said casually, "Easy!"

Everyone said that it is actually not easy, because everyone knows that the fewer the number of words in the couplet, the more difficult it is. The word "Xiachuan Shenmu" comes from "The Analects of Confucius": Zi Xia asked about filial piety. Its work; there are wine and food, Mr. food, did you think you were filial? '

There are allusions.

After waiting for a long time but Xiao Chen didn't speak, Xiachuan Shenmu couldn't help but asked, "Master Xiao, didn't you say it was easy? Then please be right."

"Didn't I say it was easy?" Xiao Chen rolled his eyes at him, "Why are your ears not working well?"

It sounds awkward to the big guys, but you are right if you just say that it is easy to get a fart!

He also said that people's ears are not good, so many of us have been listening for a long time, but we haven't heard your couplet!

"Master Xiao, are you also talking nonsense like this in front of your emperor?" Xiachuan Shenmu is really insidious, and directly gave Xiao Chen a big hat.

Sure enough, Li Wanjiang was not happy, "Xiao Chen, are you still drunk? He has released the upper line, and the sex is difficult. You have to make a second line. What is it that is easy to say?"

"If you go back to the emperor, the second line of the minister's right is easy!" Xiao Chen hurriedly said, "It's hard to be beautiful, easy, isn't it neat to be right?"

Oh... the big guys suddenly realized.

Neat and neat, so fucking neat!

It is neat and tidy.

It's just that everyone didn't think of it for a while...

"Back then I came here before the flowers bloomed, but today I only came when the flowers bloomed, so it's considered divine friendship, could it be a predestined relationship?" Nako Kudo got up and walked to Xiao Chen, nodded and smiled at him, and also wrote a couplet.

"Alas..." Xiao Chen sighed leisurely, and said in a deep voice, "Scratch your head and ask the sky without saying a word, lower your head and ask who I'm laughing at, if you have nothing else to say, then you can be an idler in the world!"

"Wow, Soto-Snai! (Great)" Nako Kudo exclaimed.

"Master Xiao, I happened to see a barber on Fengyang Street yesterday, and suddenly I thought of a couplet: To sharpen your beard, how many heads are there in the world? Please, Mr. Xiao, please make a second couplet." Kinoshita Yonggang said .

The upper line is good, but I always feel that he is provocative, and this guy's eyes are always looking at Xiao Chen's neck with malicious intentions, as if he is very interested in his head...

"Let's try it out, and see what I can do!" Xiao Chen made a death gesture to him.

"Wow! (Damn it)" Kinoshita Yonggang was surprised, admired, and angry, unable to express such complex emotions, so he muttered a foul word.

"Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty, the prince of Tianzhu is here today, so we are eating vegetarian meals, right?" Xi Cun Zhicun suddenly asked Li Wanjiang a very strange question.

Li Wanjiang didn't know what he meant by that? He just nodded slightly, and said in his heart that you didn't ask the question knowingly.

"But it's very strange. Why do you have eggs on the banquet in your country? Are they also vegetarian?" Xi Cun Zhicun picked up a hard-boiled egg and held it up high. The prince is so rude, I don't know if it was your mistake, or did it on purpose?"

Fuck people say that the egg is picking the bone, this bastard is picking the egg from the banquet.