Chapter 410 Tell me I'm really drunk when I'm drunk
Knowing that this kid Xiao Chen was confusing the public, but he really couldn't seriously argue with him, Kinoshita Yonggang had to ask him the next question, "Then, may I ask Master Xiao, who is the Taishang Laojun?"
"It's also a woman." Xiao Chen said lightly, "The "Tao Te Ching" says: 'I have a serious trouble, because I have a body, and I have no body, so what trouble do I have!' If I am not a woman, how could there be Are you pregnant?"
Even Li Wanjiang couldn't help laughing out loud this time, this kid is really capable of nonsense, but his nonsense is so advanced!
How did he come up with it?
There were three black lines on Kinoshita Yonggang's forehead. He knew that this kid was talking nonsense, but he had no choice but to continue asking, "Then who is Kong Sheng? Is he also a woman?"
"Yeah? Kinoshita-kun, you are really teachable, you are right, Confucius is also a woman." Xiao Chen said with a smile, ""The Analects of Confucius" said: 'Buy it, sell it, I am the one who pays. 'If he wasn't a woman, how could he say he was going to marry, right?"
Xiao Chen's rambling and nonsense completely disrupted the plans of Xicun Zhicun and the others. Seeing everyone laughing, he couldn't seriously discuss this issue, so he had to find another way...
Poetry with him!
"Master Xiao, what did you say to look at the sky from a well, it must be a frog, right? Then I will take this as the title and send a poem to Master Xiao." Xiachuan Shenmu thought for a while, and then recited, "The pond is shallow. The fragrance of lotus leaves, lying on the canopy on the back to make a cool bed, how comfortable it is to sway in the wind, how frivolous it is to make a few croaks!"
Needless to say, Xiachuan Caisi is really quick. Although this poem cannot be said to be very good, it is not easy to write it in such a short period of time.
What's more, the poem also hinted at Xiao Chen's ridicule, mocking him as "a few croaks are very frivolous", which is really wonderful.
"Then I'll take this as the title as well, and I'll give Master Xiao a song." Nishimura Zhicun also got inspiration, shaking his head and singing loudly, "Looking up at the lotus leaf bed in the sky, it doesn't matter if it's a windy, snowy night, it's all said well." The eyes are shallow, and the skin is colorful and green!"
This poem is also satirizing Xiao Chen, because it is so hard to die, Xiao Chen is really colorful in brocade clothes today, indeed a bit like a frog's skin.
In addition, it can also be understood as satirizing Xiao Chensheng's handsomeness, but he has a good skin, the kind that is beyond gold and jade, but the kind of failure.
Not bad.
"I'll have a song too." Kinoshita Yonggang naturally resigned himself to others, and also recited a song, "It's ridiculous that the frog at the bottom of the well sleeps on the lotus in the rain, watching the sky croak, like begging for money."
How vulgar!
In the end, Nako Kudo also came up with a song, "I used to be a fairy at the bottom of the well, sitting and watching the sky beyond the sky, not knowing the distance between the river and the sea, lying down and sleeping in high places!"
This one is a little more polite.
"Hahaha, good poems, good poems, as the saying goes, coming and going is indecent! Then I'll give you one as a reward." Xiao Chen laughed loudly, and said loudly, "Sitting alone in a pond is like a tiger perching, under the shade of a tree. Raise your spirits, if I don't speak first when spring comes, which insect dares to make a sound!"
He dared to confront Xiao Chen with poems, he never died!
"Good poem!" Li Wanjiang was the first to applaud, and Longyan was delighted again.
Everyone also applauded and applauded, this was not to give emperor Li Wanjiang face, but to praise from the heart, because Xiao Chen's poem is really good, really good!
One poem is better than the four poems by Nishimura Shicun and others, and it is a completely suppressive victory!
Especially the last two sentences of "I don't speak first when spring comes, who dares to make a sound" are really heroic, domineering, and kingly!
It directly shocked the audience.
The four of Nishimura Zhicun looked at each other, and they all saw the deep fear and fear in each other's eyes.
This person is so amazing, I'm afraid we may not be able to beat him together...
That has to be done, or is it not for nothing?
"Ahem, this year is the year of the rooster. I think we should write a few poems with the theme of the rooster? I have heard for a long time that there are many talents in the Zhou Dynasty, and I heard that the concubines are also proficient in poetry, so I will also ask for advice today. "Ximura Zhicun decided to temporarily avoid Xiao Chen's edge, and to retreat first.
"Okay, big guys, each compose a poem, and when you finish it later, hang it in the garden to remember the grand event tonight!" Li Wanjiang was really refreshed at the moment, seeing that Xi Cun Zhicun was a little shy, he didn't force it He fought poetry with Xiao Chen again, but became a peacemaker. After all, he is a king, and he will not compete with these small characters.
A group of young eunuchs immediately brought pens, ink, paper and inkstones, and the maids rolled up their sleeves to help their respective palace lords polish the pens and inks. Murong Danqiu and the others can compose poems, and it is not difficult to write poems about chickens. They pondered over each other in order to write better.
Stabbing the ass with a knife opened the eyes of a few little devils!
Xi Ya is a distinguished guest, so she naturally doesn't use poetry, but she also likes Huaxia's poems very much, and it is inevitable that she has deep admiration for Xiao Chen.
Standing up and coming to Xiao Chen, he smiled at him, "Xiao Chen, your poems are really good!"
"Actually, it's just average." Xiao Chen shook his head and said, "It's all the foils of them."
"Hehe, can you give me a poem too?" Shia begged.
"Xiao Da... eunuch, just write a poem for Shi Ya, and I'll help you polish the pen." Zhang Yaoer followed step by step, took the initiative to help Xiao Chen spread the paper, and took out a lake pen and sucked it on his mouth.
"I'll grind ink for Mr. Xiao." Qing Xin also came over, took the inkstone, poured water, and began to grind gently.
"Then make a song. If you don't do it well, don't take offense... Uh! Oops!" Xiao Chen readily agreed, reached out for the pen, but suddenly burped a lot. With a shock, the brush dropped from his hand.
"How much wine have you drunk to become so virtuous!" But Liu Ruyun also came over, with quick hands and quick eyes, and grabbed the brush that could barely fall to the ground.
"Farewell to the upper reaches of the fairy mountains and seas for a while, but when the imperial concubine asks the root cause, living under the Big Dipper, the sword hangs on the head of the moon in the Nangong Palace, and says that I am really drunk when I am drunk. Go back and rest!" Xiao Chen laughed loudly and took the lead, making everyone fall in love with it!
What the hell is that okay?
"You little slave, I think you're just pretending to be crazy and foolish, but if you go too far, be careful and your life will be in danger!" Liu Ruyun warned softly in his ear, and then said loudly, "I see you can't even grab a pen If you can’t stop, just say it, and I’ll write it for you.”
"This will trouble the noble concubine." Xiao Chen is so fucking awesome right now.
The prince of Tianzhu begged him to give him a poem, his concubine Zhang Juer helped him spread the paper, Qingxin, the abbot of Hongmei Temple, rubbed ink for him, and Concubine Liu Gui also helped him write...
In fact, Murong Danqiu and Duanmu Nanqiao also wanted to come over and have a word with him, but their identities are too noble, and it is not easy to condescend to them under the watchful eyes of the public.
But I'm also very curious about what kind of poem he will write for Shia?
Xi Ya is the princess of Tianzhu and a Buddhist practitioner, this kid must not mess around.