Chapter 453 God is going to kill me
Although he has been scolding Sima Yi for being despicable, it is obvious that Ma Di still does not have a specific understanding of Sima Yi's evil deeds.
But fortunately, now he understands!
"Fire the arrow!!"
Following Sima Yi's murderous order, the Wei army's archers, who had been waiting for a long time, all aimed at Ma Di and fired arrows. At such a short distance, countless arrows came towards Ma Su, densely packed.
All this happened so fast that even Ma Su didn't react for a while. Only Deng Fan noticed the emergency warning, but it was too late.
The arrows shot over in dense numbers, instantly knocking Ma Di and his horse to the ground!
"General!!"
"Prince and Tutor!"
"General Kamui!"
The Han army was shocked and panicked for a moment.
The trick used by Sima Yi was really too shameful. He fired arrows while the generals on both sides were shouting. Even the grassroots soldiers can't stand such unscrupulous tactics.
But Sima Yi didn't care at all. He knew exactly what he was supposed to do. If he could exchange fame for his death, then this would be a sure-profit deal.
The same is true in history. Although falling into the water and farting is indeed annoying, no one can deny that Sima Yi did succeed in usurping the Cao family.
As the most notorious old thief in history, Sima Yi was extremely good at settling accounts.
"Ma Di is dead! Charge the whole army!" Sima Yi immediately ordered after watching Ma Di fall to the ground with his men and horses.
It is necessary to launch an attack before the Shu army can react and forcefully break its formation. Otherwise, when the Shu army reacts and their anger levels rise, the mourning soldiers will surely win!
Sima Yi's plan was indeed very loud, but before Wei Jun could charge, the "corpse" of Ma Di who fell on the ground suddenly moved.
"Fuck! Old thief Sima, if you want to shoot an arrow, tell me in advance. I'll just take off my armor and let you shoot. A sudden attack is nothing!"
Ma Su, dressed as a hedgehog, climbed up and patted the dirt on his body as if nothing had happened.
Ma Su's white robe and white armor were made according to the standard equipment of an armored cavalry, and all the armor including the helmet were surprisingly hard. Especially after the horse fell down, Ma Su himself was extremely lucky, and there was nothing wrong with any of his vitals.
Of course, there were still injuries. Although Ma Su was not turned off, it was not really turned on after all.
But Ma Di was so angry. If he had known that Sima Yi was so evil, he should have come to Sima Yi without a helmet to scold him.
What a great opportunity. The dense arrows were coming towards me, and I almost died. As a result, his whole body was turned into a hedgehog, and most importantly, his beloved horse was dead!
How dare you shoot my horse!
"General, it's okay! All gentlemen, follow me and charge, kill these bastards who stabbed people in the back!" Seeing Ma Su standing up like a normal person, Deng Fan immediately reacted and quickly gave the order to charge.
All the soldiers of the Han army reacted immediately, and their anger levels increased sharply. All the soldiers were full of anger and rushed towards the Wei army. They couldn't kill this shameless guy.
Faced with the sudden change, not to mention the entire Wei army, even Sima Yi himself was confused.
There are so many arrows at such a close distance, how can you survive? You must be a relative of Mr. Taishan Mansion, right? You are a bit too lucky!
But before Sima Yi could regain his composure, the angry Han army officers and soldiers had already turned on their faces. Five thousand soldiers of the Han army rushed over with full of anger, trying their best to kill you, a farting bastard.
In fact, the lower-level soldiers didn't quite understand what a bastard Luo Shui was when he farted. But when Sima Yi did something sinister under their noses, the Han soldiers all knew about it.
At this time, the morale of the Wei army was already low. Seeing that their commander was so insidious, they felt that the war was unjust. Under the desperate offensive of the Han army, tens of thousands of Wei troops were defeated by thousands of Han troops.
"Kill the old thief Sima!"
"Kill the old thief Sima!"
"Kill the old thief Sima!"
One of the Han soldiers shouted something, and everyone quickly started shouting. The various departments of the Han army shouted this slogan and chased Sima Yi with red eyes.
"Damn it! Shuzi is so lucky, he can survive this!" Sima Yi, who had always been steady, couldn't stand it anymore. While leading his troops to retreat to the rear, he ordered the entire army to attack.
Guo Huai was on the left, Sun Li was on the right, and Hu Zun, Fei Yao and others came to greet them from the middle. The three Wei armies rushed into the formation and quickly surrounded thousands of Han troops in the center.
"Get out of my way! I will personally chop off the head of old thief Sima!" At this time, Ma Di changed his horse and took off the armor full of arrows. In the cold wind of early spring, he came out naked and went straight to Sima Yi's car!
For a time, the Wei army's formation was shaken by the attack of the Han army. Even with the hard support of many famous generals in Guanzhong, Wei's soldiers were still somewhat difficult to resist.
"Father! The army can no longer support it!" Sima Zhao felt panicked at this moment and felt beside Sima Yi, reporting to him.
"Soldiers in the rear army have already fled, and some are even shouting that our army has been defeated!"
"It must be someone from Hongnong's Yang family! There is no other possibility but them!" Sima Yi said immediately and added calmly at the same time.
"Don't worry, Cao Shuang from Hebei Province will lead his troops to attack and attack with the army. Ma Di will definitely be defeated!"
"But...but, the Yellow River has thawed, and they won't be able to come here in a short time!" Sima Zhao pointed blankly at the water of the Yellow River to the north and reminded.
"What?" Sima Yi almost fell off his horse, suddenly turned around and saw that the originally frozen Yellow River had thawed at some point!
The rolling Yellow River water started flowing again, mixed with a lot of silt and ice debris. Cao Shuang could no longer cross the river!
Damn it! Why is it thawing at this time? Does God want to kill me?
Sima Yi felt a huge sense of powerlessness. It was extremely rare that the old artist felt at a loss.
He could no longer find a way to break this situation, and a series of accidents made all his plans useless.
At this moment, a ghostly voice came from far to near.
"Old thief Sima! Take your life!"
I saw Ma Su rushing into the battle naked, killing more than ten people in the battle formation, and forcefully broke through the Wei army's defense line. In the chaos, Ma Di spotted Sima Yi's position and made rapid progress.
I must beat you to death today, you stinky and shameless thing, for daring to kill my horse!
"Retreat!" Sima Yi glanced at Ma Su and ordered with a livid face.
However, at this moment, Sima Zhao shouted in panic again,
"Father! Look, Tongguan...Tongguan is on fire!"
"What!!" Sima Yi suddenly thought again, and when he turned his head, he immediately saw the thick smoke rising from Tongguan Pass. Countless figures were fighting at the gate, and the battle was extremely fierce!
Seeing this scene, Sima Yi almost fainted.
"Is God going to kill me?"