Chapter 496 Twist!
Today’s sect leader is beyond your reach.
Tomorrow I ate a pound of barbecue, drank three bowls of soju, gnawed on two rabbit heads, and gained a few pounds of fat. My mouth is oily and fat, please don't eat together late at night.
——Taken from the 5816th chapter of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang, the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth!
After a while.
In the lobby.
Tang Ji and Lao Tu both looked at the sect master with strange expressions.
It’s been a long time, and the sect master hasn’t spoken a word!
Call them here, what are you going to do?
Judging from the sect master's face, he looks like he is constipated. What's going on?
Old Bald didn't dare to ask, and Tang Ji didn't dare to tell.
The two of them could only continue to wait.
They were very suspicious that the sect leader wanted to stifle them to death!
A little too naughty!
Zhang Mo is still struggling mentally.
Well……
Do you want to dance in front of them?
The skill description doesn't say how to dance, it just says it needs to be done in a cool way.
The problem is that this "saucy" thing is so sexy that it's hard to grasp!
What's more, this sect leader is not good at this either.
Looking around, Zhang Mo gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and stood up suddenly.
Why should a man be so arrogant?
Get excited!
Then in the surprised eyes of Lao Tu and Tang Ji.
It started to twist!
Push your hips, twist your waist, and touch your buttocks.
The first step is to touch the upper side, the second step is to touch the lower side, the third step is to touch the left side, and the fourth step is to touch the right side.
After touching the front, touch the back, and after touching the back, touch the front.
Tang Ji and Lao Tu were dumbfounded on the spot.
The sect leader’s fat is so trembling!
The sect leader's movements are so ugly!
The sect leader’s expression is so ugly!
It's so annoying! It's so annoying!
My eyes are gone!
It’s really not possible!
Lao Bald gritted his teeth and persisted.
Tangji immediately started pinching his thighs, trying not to laugh out loud.
Zhang Mo saw that Tang Ji seemed to have some reaction, so he simply came to twist in front of him.
Let's do "Water Hibiscus" and then "Crazy Swing"!
Tang Ji saw a ball of meat jumping in front of him and couldn't help but look away.
Zhang Mo raised his chin with one finger and said, "Do you feel it? Do you feel it? I'm asking you!"
Tang Ji's face turned green and his lips trembled as he said, "Master, please let me go!"
Zhang Mo twisted even harder.
"I'm asking you if you have any reaction. Answer quickly!"
Tang Ji whispered: "Sect Master, I'm almost dead!"
"Useless things!"
Zhang Mo turned around and twisted in front of Old Bald.
Lao Bald even stepped back and said: "Sect Master, stay away from me. I can't stand this. Come on, come on, come on, the Sect Master has a seizure!"
Zhang Mo hurriedly went up and pressed Lao Bald's mouth and said, "What are you shouting for? You are sick. I'll ask you, do you feel anything?"
Old Bald said with a look of grief and anger: "Sect Master, you can kill me, but don't insult me like this!"
Zhang Mo kicked him away, folded his arms, and looked at the two of them speechlessly.
"I really don't feel anything at all! Is this sect leader not dancing coquettishly enough?"
Tang Ji waved his hands repeatedly and said: "No, no, no, Sect Master, you are so crazy, you are so crazy about me!"
Lao Bald suddenly realized something and said: "Sect Master, you haven't practiced some female cultivator's technique, right?"
Tang Ji was instantly awakened by these words, and stepped forward to take a closer look: "Oh, Master, you have really practiced the female cultivator's skills. Your hair is gone, and your skin is so smooth and tender!"
The old bald man stepped forward and took a deep breath through his nose: "There is also a faint fragrance of virginity!"
"Yeah?"
Zhang Mo went up and kicked him again.
"Get out of here, get out of here!"
Kick the two of them away, Zhang Mo touched his chin and thought to himself.
Sao, I must be enough.
But it obviously has no effect.
Is it possible that there is something wrong with the so-called desire?
The skill description is to strengthen the opponent's desire.
Does that mean that the other party must first have desire, and then it can be strengthened?
Well……
This skill is so unreliable!
No, you have to try it. At least you have to try it out first and see how it works!
The next few days.
In the Tianshen Sect, some monks saw Sect Leader Zhang Da twisting his fat.
Not long after, the monks of Tianshen Sect began to talk about it.
"What's wrong with the sect leader recently? He's twitching his butt at me when he sees me!"
"No, it scared me to death. I thought the sect was going to kill me with his fat body!"
"Has the sect leader gone crazy?"
"It doesn't look like that. I think he's losing weight."
"Nonsense, I heard what Elder Tu and others said. The sect leader has practiced the skills of female cultivators!"
"Damn it, the sect leader is a big man, but he can still practice the skills of female cultivators? How did he do it?"
"This is the magical place. It is said that the sect master is a real hermaphrodite!"
"Isn't that hermaphrodite?"
"you are right!"
…
Rumors spread and soon spread throughout the sect.
It even reached the ears of Sect Master Zhang Da.
When he heard someone say that he was intersex, Sect Master Zhang was so angry that his balls ached.
No matter where you go, your subordinates will spread rumors!
How bored are you?
It must have been passed on by Lao Bald and the others.
Damn it, let’s see how this sect leader will retaliate against you.
If this sect master is not in front of you, I will twist you to death!
Zhang Dazong, who did not give up, continued to twist his fat.
I thought that even if I couldn't test my skills, I could at least lose some weight.
What used to be a handsome face has now turned into a handsome big face.
As a result, after half a month of twisting, not only did I not lose weight, I also gained a few pounds!
This is simply heartless!
Thinking about it carefully, I may have eaten "a little" more because I was tired.
As a result, I gained "a little" weight.
The current sect leader Zhang Da has changed from a handsome fat man to a handsome and flexible fat man.
Even the water unicorn in the backyard was stunned.
They even had to hold up a sign and ask.
"Sect Master, is this a new way to gain weight?"
Zhang Mo felt a deep blow. .
But he still didn't give up and continued to twist in front of the machine mirror.
Lao Li, Yang Shuo and the others were completely dumbfounded.
But in comparison, Lao Li, Yang Shuo, and Lao Gou were much calmer.
It’s just a fat twist!
Although I was surprised, I was not particularly surprised.
Judging from the history of the clan leaders making trouble.
This is nothing!
Back then, I had to wear clothes to kill enemies, but now it’s just a twist, and it’s healthier!
Zhang Mo's twisting was still useless.
It felt like even the rumors about the Heavenly Demon Sect had completely spread, and he had gained nothing.
This broken ability is really deceiving.
It’s okay to be embarrassed.
Anyway, this sect leader has no face, so he is not afraid of being embarrassed.
But the problem is, it's useless after twisting it, it's just a waste of time.
Zhang Mo thought for a moment, is this trick only useful for the opposite sex?
Whether it is the Tianshen Sect or the Tianmo Sect, there are almost no members of the opposite sex (Chan Nier quickly ignored it).
Maybe go to a place where there are many members of the opposite sex and have some sex.
But where to go?
On the street?
A brothel?
This sect master really wants to give up his majesty because of his skills, right?
X Your uncle’s devil!