Chapter 502 Pretending to be a pig
Although I didn't do anything today.
But it’s still hard work for me.
Thanks to my subordinates for their hard work.
This allows me to spend the end of this month, the end of next month and the end of the next month with nothing to do.
If laziness were a sin!
Then this is what this sect leader "deserves"!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 5522 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Zhang Mo wanted to curse.
But when he thought that he might be beaten or beaten by a group for swearing, he still endured it.
Spreading his hands, Zhang Mo said: "No!"
Weiyue Divine Envoy looked at Zhang Mo with a smile and said, "Really?"
Zhang Mo solemnly said: "That's not true!"
Immediately, Weiyue Divine Envoy showed an understanding expression and said: "I understand, I understand. Zang Feng, right? What is your name?"
Zhang Mo scratched his head and said: "Zhang...Zhang Laoba!"
Weiyue Divine Envoy and everyone present looked surprised at the same time.
"Zhang Laoba!"
"He is the guy who destroyed Tianxuan Kingdom!"
"It turns out it's him!"
"The legendary Lao Yinbi!"
The smile on Weiyue Shen's face became more intense, and he said with a smile: "If you don't want to test it, just test it. There is no need to test it!"
When the other divine envoys heard this, they immediately showed expressions of realization.
"Okay, the technique to hide one's cultivation is good!"
"You have a hand, I'm optimistic about you!"
"Pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, tut tut, you know how to play!"
After the envoys finished speaking, they went back, leaving Zhang Mo confused.
What what?
What is this sect leader doing?
Oops, did you just curse?
It's a bit too much!
Can this be tolerated? This decisiveness... forget it, just bear with it for a while.
This sect leader will tolerate you just this time!
no more chance!
After hearing what Weiyue Divine Envoy and the others said, the expressions of the other candidate divine envoys changed immediately.
"The routine of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger is here, tsk tsk, who are you kidding!"
"It's not necessary, it's not necessary. They're just monkeys on a tree. Just cover your butt and pretend we don't know the color!"
"Quack, quack, that's interesting. Zhang Yinbi wants to trick people even more!"
"Brother Zhang, tell us, who are you trying to trick by pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? It can't be Wu Cheng!"
"Hahaha, just now Brother Zhang was outside telling us that his cultivation level was low. He really knows how to pretend to be a pig, but your pretending is too fake. Even the detection light ball cannot be detected."
"I didn't play the routine well, and I exposed my secret!"
…
Zhang Mo listened to their words and didn't know how to respond at all.
Why am I pretending to be a pig?
Are you a little too good at guessing?
Also, that Wu Cheng, what are you watching me do?
I really don’t want to eat you, oh, look at my pure eyes, I am innocent!
Why are you still here?
Get away, don't come near me!
You stretched out your hand, what do you want to do?
Seeing Wu Cheng walking up to him, Zhang Mo instinctively widened his eyes, thinking that Wu Cheng was going to take action.
Zhang Mo was about to take out the token from his pants.
Halfway through, Wu Cheng stretched out his hand and said with a gentle smile: "Wu Cheng, I have heard of Brother Zhang, please make a friend!"
Zhang Mo looked at Wu Cheng's friendly appearance, took his hand out of his crotch, and shook hands with him gently.
Suddenly, the smile on Wu Cheng's face froze.
Others even exclaimed when they saw it.
"Is this a provocation?"
"It must be, this provocation is a bit naughty!"
"Saucy, so saucy!"
Only then did Zhang Mo realize that he seemed to be a little unhygienic.
He immediately retracted his hand and said: "I'm sorry, I instinctively reached for the front. This hand doesn't reach for the front!"
Changing his hand, Zhang Mo gestured to shake it again.
But Wu Cheng had no intention of shaking hands with him.
Well……
Mainly because Wu Cheng was shocked by Zhang Mo's words.
This one doesn't cover the front, it covers the back, right?
Forget it, it’s better not to hold it.
Wu Cheng has a really good temper, and he's not even angry at all. He only said with a faint smile: "Brother Zhang, you also plan to compete for the God's Envoy, right? Let's compete fairly and let our strength speak for itself. There is no need to use these small tricks. We are all doing things for God, and the victory or defeat does not hurt the harmony, how about it?" "
Zhang Mo nodded repeatedly and said: "Yes, yes, yes. It doesn't hurt the harmony, it definitely doesn't hurt the harmony. Actually, I don't intend to compete for the divine envoy. I don't have enough cultivation, so you believe me!"
Hearing this, Wu Cheng's pupils shrank slightly, and the smile on his face also faded: "It seems that Brother Zhang still doesn't like me. Forget it, let's talk about our strength. See you in the ring. I hope Brother Zhang will go all out, don't Let’s play the trick of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger again.”
Holding his fists and cupping his hands, Wu Cheng strode away.
Zhang Mo looked at his back, stretched out his hand and said, "Why don't you believe me?"
With a depressed look on his face, what is this?
I didn't do anything, but I felt like I had offended another Hegemonic Realm person.
Although, Jingu is indeed the enemy of this sect leader.
But this time, the sect leader really just came to eat!
I just want to have a meal, I won’t risk my life!
What a world-shattering thing!
Zhang Mo also wanted to catch up and explain.
Suddenly a group of candidate angels surrounded him.
"Brother Zhang, you are so brave! You really dare to offend Wu Cheng head-on, you are awesome!"
"Brother Zhang, he is Lord Qi's disciple. Seeing you like this, I'm afraid you won't even be afraid of Lord Qi. You're so awesome!"
"Brother Zhang, I support you in defeating him."
"That's right, Wu Chengniu is nothing but taller than me, more handsome than me, better than me in cultivation, richer than me, with a deeper background than me, and more generous than me. Apart from these, What else does he have? What else does he have?"
"Wait a minute, there's nothing left here!"
…
Zhang Mo quickly pushed away the group of barbarians and looked up to see that Wu Cheng had disappeared.
Oops, otherwise, this sect leader should go back early.
Feeling a little panicked!
He won't attack my sect leader at night!
Quickly striding away, Tang Ji quickly followed Zhang Mo's footsteps and said, "Sect Master, what do you think? You really want to attack the Divine Envoy, I support you!"
Zhang Mo said loudly: "I support you, uncle. Run away quickly, I don't want to die here!"
"Running away, why? Are you not showing off?"
Tang Ji looked incomprehensible. What kind of road were he running? Isn't this just the beginning?
According to the general routine, shouldn't the next step be to start officially showing off and slapping someone in the face?
The climax and climax haven't come yet, so I feel discouraged!
Ejaculation early is not okay!
Zhang Mo glared and said, "How about pretending to be your uncle? Why don't you pretend to be alive again? That Wu Cheng seems to have a good temper, but if he is pretending, I will die in eight pieces."
Tang Ji said: "That's not the case. The Master Lingguan is watching here, so nothing will happen. Even if his master, Master Qi Jun, comes, he can't kill people casually!"
Zhang Mo stopped and said in astonishment: "His master is also an envoy?"
"What's wrong, don't you know?"
Tangji asked.
Zhang Mo spread his hands and said, "Okay, now we have to leave. Even the boss has been offended. Let's go, let's go!"
Just as he was about to leave, he saw a light mask appear and suddenly cover the entire hall.
Immediately, a steady voice sounded.
"The candidate divine envoys have basically arrived, and the Moon Palace is closed. In three days, the first level of selection will officially begin!"