Chapter 504 Avenue
Only discovered it recently.
The difference between some people and pigs is:
Pigs have always been pigs.
But sometimes people are not fucking human!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1335 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
"What's wrong, Lord Lingguan, what did this person write?"
"Did he write something very arrogant? This person also made a scene during the test two days ago!"
"This guy is simply a thorn in the side!"
"Sir Lingguan, don't worry. If you write poorly, you can just eliminate it!"
…
The surrounding gods asked questions one after another.
Lord Lingguan picked up the white paper and showed it to everyone: "If he really wrote something, I wouldn't have to frown like this. I still have the capacity to accommodate others. But, he didn't write anything!"
When the envoys saw the white paper, they were all surprised.
"No way. Some people really dare not write anything!"
"How courageous!"
"Simply arrogant!"
"Let's eliminate them directly. This kind of people are arrogant and like to be new and different. Eliminate them!"
The reactions of all the angels were unanimous.
If the opponent is so irritated, then we can eliminate them.
It’s just that Master Lingguan doesn’t seem to have this idea.
Turning his head, Lord Lingguan looked at Divine Envoy Fangri and said, "Fangri, what do you think?"
Fangri Divine Envoy was also a little confused at this time as to what the old man meant.
According to his observation, it’s not quite right!
When Zhang Laoba received him, he didn't show any arrogance or arrogance.
A very normal person!
"Uh... is there a possibility that he did it on purpose?"
Fangri God envoy said.
Weiyue Divine Envoy next to him snorted: "Of course it is intentional. Not intentional, who would do such a thing."
At this moment, Lord Lingguan raised his hand and said: "Wait a minute, I understand what Fangri Divine Envoy meant. Do you want to say that there is another deeper meaning in his actions?"
What else could Fangri Divine Envoy say, he nodded repeatedly.
Lord Lingguan stood up and thought. After a moment, he suddenly said: "Oh, that's what this kid means. He wants to say that the great road is invisible!"
The faces of the surrounding gods immediately became distorted.
"Can you explain it this way?"
"It sounds like it means something like that."
"It's not like you're overthinking it!"
"Probably not. This guy was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger two days ago. This is a new method."
"Good guys, they've all tempted us."
"If this really knocks him out, he will immediately jump out and slap us in the face!"
"Pretend and slap in the face, he plays it very smoothly!"
The more the envoys chatted, the more they thought it was possible. Lord Lingguan was quick to react and could see this guy's methods at a glance.
Lord Lingguan chuckled and said: "Young people today like to do this at every turn, as if everyone in the world is targeting them. Can't be more realistic, do something honestly, and say whatever you have to say? You have to pretend to slap someone in the face to offend people, ridiculous! Doesn’t he know that he will grow old one day? He likes to be slapped in the face when he is young, but when he is old, he will be slapped in the face. Karma will be rewarded, and the cycle will not be happy. "
All the gods nodded.
Weiyue Divine Envoy asked again: "Master Lingguan, what about this blank piece of paper?"
Lord Lingguan thought for a while, then suddenly smiled and said: "Let him pass, and put him on the list. Let everyone come and see his invisible way."
The Divine Envoy Fangri said from the side: "Lord Lingguan, you are planning to kill him!"
Master Lingguan said: "Is there any? Isn't this what he wants?"
…
The first cultural assessment actually ended late at night.
It is said that the last candidate god envoy added ten pieces of paper.
After Zhang Mo heard this, he expressed his confusion.
Is it necessary to fight so hard?
It was Tang Ji who told him later.
It turns out that if it is well written, it will still be on the list. Let everyone see your article and show your profound cultural heritage.
Only then did Zhang Mo suddenly realize that feelings could still be fake.
No wonder they are all working so hard, they are all candidates for God.
Their cultivation levels may be similar, but culturally they are superior to others, which is not bad.
Zhang Mo quickly asked: "There are no junk articles on display, right?"
Tang Ji looked puzzled. He wanted to ask, Sect Master, what did you write?
Shaking his head, he had inquired about all aspects of the selection in the past few days.
He said he had never heard of spam being displayed.
It's just a matter of selecting divine envoys, not asking anyone to get out, deliberately humiliating people.
Zhang Mo nodded with satisfaction, that's enough.
I will be completely eliminated tomorrow.
It’s good to be eliminated, so you can eat with peace of mind.
Thinking like this, Zhang Mo picked up a big watermelon and cut it open.
The second day.
The other candidate gods went to see the results released early in the morning.
Although in this first level, few people are eliminated.
But everyone wants to see who can explain this thing clearly.
At least it’s okay to make it clearer!
To use an old saying, it is to improve one's cultivation level.
It’s fucking rising again!
Sect Master Zhang was naturally not in the mood to watch the announcement of the results.
With this time, he might as well sleep a little longer.
This bed is nice, so soft and smells like milk.
When I go back to my sect, I will get one too, and it will be different in my dreams.
"metropolitan!"
Zhang Mo was woken up suddenly, and then saw Tang Ji running over with a look of disbelief on his face.
Zhang Mo was a little angry.
Why is it that everywhere you go, there are subordinates like this who don't knock on the door?
"What are you doing!"
Zhang Mo was called up by Tang Ji.
Tang Ji said loudly: "Sect Master, you are on the list, you are on the list!"
Zhang Mo suddenly woke up and said: "What the hell? What list are you on? A list of shame?"
Tang Ji said: "Your article yesterday was directly listed on the list. How did you do it, even a blank piece of paper was included in the list?"
Zhang Mo felt his face began to distort.
"The white paper is also on the list? Are you kidding me?"
Tang Ji said: "Who is teasing you with this? Sect Master, I finally understand. You usually tease us. It turns out that your cultural heritage is so profound! There is an invisible avenue directly. If it weren't for the spiritual official I can’t even understand what you’re doing with your adults’ comments!”
"The great road is invisible? What kind of crap is this?"
Zhang Mo's lips began to tremble.
Even if you don’t write, you can still be imagined!
Are you still finished?
Everyone is a fan, right?
Why is the great road invisible? Why can't it be explained as, X your uncle!
Zhang Mo was very unconvinced.
Tang Ji picked up Zhang Mo and said: "Let's go, Master, everyone is waiting for you to say a few words. They all want to feel your profound cultural heritage. You have to show your hands this time and shock them. Then they Shocked and numb!"
Zhang Mo felt like he was going numb now.
Just a few words, what else can I say? Is it possible that if I say it, I just intend to eliminate those who eat melons?
Can you say this?
"Can you not go?"
Zhang Mo asked.
Tang Ji said: "That's not good, everyone will think you are arrogant."