Chapter 517 Talking Parrot
"Chickens, chickens that roast chickens, chickens that kill chickens to get their eggs, chickens that kill chickens for monkeys!" Shangguan Qiji said loudly, "Why are your ears not working well at such a young age?"
"I know it's a chicken!" Ling'er was louder than him.
"I know you still ask?" Shangguan Qiji said.
"I'm asking you what the chicken is doing?" Ling'er was also angry.
"Don't let the chicken out, you just do what you're told. Remember, you have to live high." Shangguan Qiji waved his hand, and explained to her lazily, can you understand the explanation?
Said it was such a profound formation.
"Xiao Ye, go to the mountains and catch two snakes, whether they are poisonous snakes or boa constrictors, the bigger the better..." Shangguan Qiji's second order was quite inexplicable.
But Xiao Ye didn't have as many questions as Ling'er, so he turned around and left with a promise.
"Come back! I haven't finished talking yet, why are you in a hurry?" Shangguan Qiji fumbled from his arms, found a dry grass and handed it to Xiao Ye, "Take this, this is called Longxian Grass, snakes like its smell the most, and they will come over if they smell it from afar, or you are so clumsy that you don't know when to catch it?"
Xiao Ye took the order and left.
"Where is Brother Wanchun?" Shangguan Qiji said loudly.
Fu Yan's nose is crooked in anger, are you blind, you fucking fat man? I'm standing right in front of your eyes, you didn't see it, you!
You said your eyes kept turning to the sky, why are you? Why can't I hold you on this ground?
"The end is here!" He should be able to hear the mocking tone.
"Well, what about you, go to the pier and catch me some big bastards, that is, sea turtles." Shangguan Qiji said.
"Okay!" Fu Yan readily agreed, "How big do you want to be? Is it okay to be as big as you?"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Shangguan Qiji said, "In this small shallow sea, there can't be a giant sea turtle like me! Just find a few that are similar to you, and go."
Fu Yan left in anger.
"Wilson, you and Mr. Jack go out to find a cat." Shangguan Qiji said, "Any Persian cat, Siamese cat, or civet cat is fine, but white hair is best. Go."
Wilson and Jack looked at each other, thinking what are you going to do?
Don't you want to set up a battle? Why are you looking for such an animal?
But there's no need to ask, look at his mysterious and arrogant appearance, even if you ask him, he won't explain.
"Fatty, is this okay?" After everyone left, Xiao Chen expressed that he didn't have much confidence in his four-element formation.
Xiao Chen probably knew why Shangguan Qiji was looking for these four animals.
The four-image array he wants to place is to correspond to the four directions.
The face of the blue dragon in the east; the face of the red bird in the south; the face of the white tiger in the west; the face of the basalt in the north.
There is no such thing as a dragon, and even if there is, it is hard to find now, so Shangguan Qiji replaced it with a snake. The snake is a small dragon.
Suzaku is a fire bird, and there must be no one, so he used chickens instead; there must be no tigers on this island, let alone white tigers, so he used white cats to make up for it; Use turtles to deal with it.
Is it too rash?
"This is the only expedient measure." Shangguan Qiji said, "Wait for me to repair the formation."
The formation was placed in the yard. Shangguan Qiji found some firewood, burned it into charcoal, and piled it on the south side of the small building, because the south belongs to fire, and the fire turns into flames.
Remove a few railings in the yard and plant them on the east side of the small building. The east belongs to wood, and the wood is Panlong.
A pit was dug outside the courtyard gate on the north side, and water was poured into it. The north is water, and the puddle is a deep hole.
A small gold brick was placed on the west side of the yard, and a small earth mountain was built on top of it with soil, because the west belongs to gold, and gold soil forms a mountain.
It seems quite childish.
Not long after, all the big guys came back, Linger was holding two big roosters in his left hand, and a bird cage with a green parrot in his right hand...
"Listen to my explanation, this parrot can really talk! Listen to me if you don't believe me!" Ling'er said, picked up a grass stick and poked the little parrot.
"Fack!" screamed the little parrot.
"Quack quack!" Ling'er laughed happily, "Isn't it fun?"
"What's the fun, it's all dirty." Shangguan Qiji had three black lines on his forehead.
"Fatty!" The little parrot tilted its head and looked sideways at Shangguan Qiji, but it was speaking Chinese!
Everyone was taken aback when they heard this, and then burst out laughing.
"Fuck you flat-haired bastard, you want to become a spirit?" Shangguan Qiji laughed, "Believe it or not, I just plucked your hair and roasted you?"
"Jamaicai!" The little parrot begged for mercy loudly, this time in Japanese...
"Damn it, this guy is really smart!" Shangguan Qiji shouted.
Everyone is also curious. It is not surprising that a parrot can speak, and it is not surprising that it can understand several languages, but it seems to be able to understand human speech, which is amazing.
No wonder Linger likes it so much.
So here comes the question, how much did you pay for such a miraculous parrot?
Things are sour...
But Ling'er went out to buy chickens and was stopped by a strangely dressed woman on the street. She insisted on selling the parrot to her, and the selling price was not too high, only one silver coin.
Ling'er was reluctant at first, but she didn't expect that this parrot could really talk, and watched her keep yelling "biu Tefo, crooked Buddha!"
Immediately attracted her.
After chatting for a few words, I found that this bird can not only talk, but also speak many languages, and it always has questions and answers!
I want a silver coin!
Unexpectedly, just as the handover was about to take place, several people suddenly gathered around, all arguing for it, and they were all willing to give a higher price... As a result, a good deal turned into an auction.
Ling'er has always been determined to get the things she likes, and finally bought them at a sky-high price of twenty gold coins.
She thinks it's not expensive.
"Twenty gold coins?" Wilson laughed, "My dear, you may have been cheated."
"No, you didn't hear that it can talk?" Ling'er said.
"The woman who sold you this parrot must be a gypsy. They are a group of liars. Don't ask if you bid with her accomplices. They know many strange skills, including animal taming and bird taming. This parrot can talk, but I think it can only say a few words." Captain Jack said.
"The conversation it had with you at that time was taught to it by the bird seller with lip language or other means, do you think it said the few words it said just now when you bought it? said Wilson.
"Ah, it's really true!" When Ling'er recalled me, didn't I rely on it? Quickly asked the little parrot, "Hey, can you really understand me?"
"Fatty!" cried the little parrot.
"Dare to lie to me!" Ling'er was furious, "I'll find her!"
"Jamaic!" said the little parrot.
"Forget it, if someone is as stupid as you, where is he waiting for you to go back and look for it? Just wait to spend money to buy a lesson, don't be fooled by others next time." Xiao Chen called to stop her.
"Fake!" The little parrot said Ling'er's heart at the moment.
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