Chapter 529 God's Retribution
There are always idiots talking to this sect leader about something grand.
My sect leader went up and gave him a slap in the face.
Ask him if he is angry.
Then put the map into his mouth.
This is called "swallowing mountains and rivers with anger".
Is it atmospheric enough?
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 4527 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Another half month passed in a flash.
Sect Master Zhang is still hanging around in the Moon Palace.
The divine envoys of Fangri had all left. After all, they still had missions to do. They took a group of people and went to attack some medium-sized secret place in Youyuan.
Zhang Mo didn't understand either and didn't want to ask.
Anyway, he was very relaxed.
According to the statement of Fangri Divine Envoy.
Newly appointed divine envoys will be given at least half a year to fully grasp the power of the divine envoy.
Generally speaking, it is necessary to retreat.
But in Zhang Mo's case, it is definitely not the normal situation.
Retreat?
How can there be no joy in eating and drinking?
Once Fangri Divine Envoy left, he was the biggest in the entire Moon Palace.
Then you can really do whatever you want.
Even if this sect leader goes out to run around naked, the monks from the temple will only dare to praise this sect leader for his good running.
A tiger and a tiger are born, and a Laowang is majestic and majestic!
Not to mention, the rules of the shrine are sometimes really good.
Of course, the premise is that this rule only applies to others.
Drinking wine and eating barbecue.
Zhang Mo was lying on a chair, reading a book beautifully.
Book Title "The Commandments of the Shrine"
This stuff is very boring, but Zhang Mo still finished it as much as possible.
Because this thing is the rules to control your subordinates.
It is particularly useful in the shrine.
For example, you have a crush on something belonging to a subordinate.
Just tell him, the first rule of the shrine is that only by offering sacrifices can you get something!
He immediately delivered the things.
As for what you "get" if he asks you.
Let’s talk about the second point: don’t ask what the gods can do for you, but ask what you can do for the gods.
Look, look.
Repeated application of this is basically equivalent to stepping on the left foot and ascending to the sky with the right foot.
The more Zhang Mo looked at it, the more he was amazed. It was so damn good to use the name of the gods.
Anyway, if anything happens, just blame it on the gods.
Gods are easier to use than demons!
Anyway, Zhang Mo became more and more suspicious as he watched. Is God sure he is still alive?
If the God Palace did this, if God knew about it, he would be furious.
Or is it because God is particularly generous?
Demon God, Demon God, look at me?
What a shame!
Just as he was looking excited, Zhang Mo saw the water unicorn running in from outside.
Zhang Mo immediately put down the book and went up to scold it.
"You still know how to come back! How many days have I been waiting for you? Where have you been? Have you changed jobs? Fatty, look at how you have eaten."
Now Shui Qilin has gained weight again.
Up close, the body shape is similar to that of a pig.
Listening to Zhang Mo's words, Shui Qilin raised a water sign and wrote: "To each other!"
Zhang Mo suddenly stared, his subordinates are really going too far now!
Wow!
Shui Qilin suddenly spat out a letter, and it was all soaked.
Zhang Mo picked it up and looked at it, and it was a reply from Lord Lingguan.
Zhang Mo was really bored during this period, so he simply mentioned the newspaper matter to Mr. Lingguan, so it was considered a report.
Lord Lingguan's reply was also very brief.
"Just watch and do it!"
Just have this sentence.
If something goes wrong, rely on these words to shift the responsibility to the spiritual officer.
"Come on, come on!"
Zhang Mo immediately shouted twice, and then the monks from the shrine came running immediately.
"Your command, Lord Envoy of God!"
Zhang Mo pointed at the water unicorn and said: "Take some people and follow this water pig to the Kingdom of Heaven. Bring Tang Ji, Lao Bald, Xiao Xu, my subordinates, and those who work in newspapers. Then bring them. Leave some preachers behind, I have great things to do!"
"yes!"
After his subordinates took the order and left, Shui Qilin raised the sign, looked at Zhang Mo and said: "Who is the water pig?"
Zhang Mo glanced at it and said, "Whoever responds is a water pig."
…
A few more days passed.
Soon, everyone from the Tianshen Sect arrived at the Moon Palace.
When Lao Tu saw that Zhang Mo actually became a divine messenger, he burst into tears on the spot.
Holding Zhang Mo's thigh, he started crying.
While crying, he shouted: "Sect Master, how did you sneak into the shrine? Why can you still be the envoy of the gods? The shrine must be really blind."
What he said made it impossible for Zhang Mo not to beat him.
What does "why" mean?
With the handsomeness of this sect leader, it is more than enough to win the position of divine envoy.
After Zhang Mo finished speaking, Tang Ji felt a little uncomfortable.
He reminded in a low voice: "Sect Master, it seems that you didn't intend to go."
Zhang Mo refuted him loudly and said: "How can you talk to this divine envoy? At that time, it was all disguise. Do you know about disguise? Have you ever heard of pretending to be a tiger and eating a pig?"
Tangji didn't react for a moment.
Pretending to be a tiger and eating a pig?
No, what you want to say, Sect Leader, is pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger.
Your word sounds a bit wrong to me.
Zhang Mo finally "comforted" Lao Tu by telling him, "If you howl again, I'll pluck your hair."
Then Zhang Mo began to order newspapers to be produced and sold starting from the Moon Palace.
The name is "The God of Destiny!"
Of course, Zhang Mo chose this name. If it were given to Tang Ji, he might flatter him and change it to "Chicken Bao".
After the order was given, everyone started working on it.
Not only did the Moon Palace start, but the Star Palaces in the surrounding countries also had to start.
Let Xiao Xu teach them the specific process. They then went to other countries to give lessons to the temple monks in other star temples.
Don’t be afraid of spending money (because it won’t cost me the sect leader’s money anyway)
Don’t be afraid of trouble (because there is no need for the sect leader to come in person anyway)
Just do it, spread it out, spread it out completely.
Even the first article was penned by Sect Master Zhang himself.
Strive for one to capture the hearts of people all over the world in an instant.
This article is "Postpartum Care of Sows".
When newspapers go on sale.
No one from all the nations has ever seen this.
They were sold out instantly.
As for why it sold better than expected, it was mainly because Tianshenbao was really cheap.
It doesn't cost you a single copper, as long as you shout "Zhang Zongzhu is awesome", you can even get one for free.
Don't ask if you will lose money.
The question is what Sect Leader Zhang said.
Don't be afraid of spending money (because it won't cost the sect leader anyway).
In less than a month, the Celestial Retribution began to bloom in all directions through the Star Palace, spreading to one country after another.
Even the envoys who were fighting began to take their share.
"Did the new Pleiades envoy do this?"
"This Zhang Laoba is a bit interesting!"
"The publicity effect is really good. I now give postpartum care to sows."
"Isn't it? This thing is definitely a sharp weapon for attacking enemies."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I just don't know what the Lord Envoy thinks of it. I hope it won't be discarded."
"Don't worry, I heard that Master Lingguan was asking two days ago if sows can really care for themselves in this way."