Chapter 545 Nonsense
"The Sect Leader's Fish"
Today, by the fish pond.
The sect leader said: "Look at how carefree the fish are in the water, they must be very happy!"
Lao Li said from the side: "Master, you are not a fish, how do you know that fish are happy?"
The sect leader said: "You are not me, how do you know that I don't know that fish are happy?"
Lao Li said: "Sect Master, you are not me. How do you know that I don't know whether you know that fish are happy?"
This sect leader grabbed a fish and swung it in his face.
This time I’m sure neither he nor Yu’er will be happy!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 6746 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
The situation is tense.
The faces of the three demons all looked ugly.
Especially the big man Jiu who looked like a duck, his face was almost black.
A bit like a black duck!
"Lao Jiu, we have known each other for so many years. You have to pretend to be a garlic at this time, right? You are not afraid that you will turn into a garlic black duck later!"
"Lao Jiu, take it out. Take as much as you can, don't force us to do it!"
The Rock Demon and the Dumo obviously didn't believe the Nine Masters at all.
The greed is palpable.
Master Jiu said angrily: "Will I have something that none of you have? If I have something good, I won't hide it myself and eat it, and I want you to see it. Am I stupid?"
Maybe there is some truth to this statement.
The faces of Rock Demon and Dumo softened slightly.
Immediately, the purple-haired rock demon looked around, pointed at the bull's head and said, "Nutou, come out and tell us what's going on."
Niutou looked confused and stuttered: "I, I, I..."
After saying "I" several times in a row, Niutou was unable to say the next sentence.
Dumo next to him said: "Why are you asking him? He is Lao Jiu's loyal subordinate, a die-hard loyal one. Ask him what you can get out of it. Listen to me, ask someone else, the one who lowers his head, the one who shrinks back , it’s you, you answer the question!”
Du Mo raised his hand and pointed directly at Zhang Mo.
Zhang Mo's buttocks tightened. This wouldn't break his buttocks.
Damn, you're so accurate.
What can be done? Zhang Mo can only lower his head, huddle up in his tattered black robe, and step forward.
Before Zhang Mo could speak, Du Mo looked at him and said directly: "Lao Jiu, you still said that you didn't hide anything private. Look, your subordinates are all so fat that they can't even cover their faces."
"That's right, Lao Jiu, how many good things have you hidden? Did you cut off all the people you wanted to hand over and ate them yourself?"
The rock demon was even more angry.
Master Ninth was stunned when he looked at Zhang Mo. Is there any fat man under his command?
That's not right, his men only have big bones.
"What on earth are you..."
Lord Nine was about to ask. But Dumo interrupted him on the spot and asked Zhang Modao loudly: "Tell me, how did you get so fat?"
What else could Zhang Mo do at this time.
There were only two words in his mind: "Bullshit!"
Immediately, Zhang Mo replied: "It's food distributed by the Nine Masters. They are given every month. They say that we should be full so that we can unify the Yueyin Kingdom."
Upon hearing this, the rock demon exploded on the spot.
"What? This is coming for us!"
Du Mo widened his one eye and said, "Old Jiu, you are very ambitious!"
The Nine Masters said with shock on their faces: "When did I say this? There is no way you are my subordinate."
He said that he was going to kill Zhang Mo.
Du Mo and Yan Mo directly stopped the Nine Masters and continued: "Boy, go on, what else is there?"
Zhang Mo continued: "My lord also said that he stole the food from other places. If he steals a little, there will be less from other places. This will make it easier."
"shut up!"
The faces of the nine adults were full of murderous intent, but their eyes were shining with light.
The way he looked, it felt a bit like he was being talked about.
In the eyes of Rock Demon and Du Mo, his expression was simply a self-inflicted mistake.
Dumo was shocked and said: "I said that the people I handed in were criticized every time by the superiors. It turned out that you stole them!"
"Lao Jiu, I finally know why those two legs of food disappeared!"
The rock demon had murderous intent in his eyes.
Zhang Mo was astonished when he heard this, "What? You just hit the target even if you just said it randomly!"
No wonder that rat is so loyal and his feelings are rich.
This guy can get benefits, so he doesn't take my sect leader's food and shelter seriously, right?
Tsk, tsk, tsk, these three demon cultivators are so interesting!
Lord Nine gritted his teeth and said: "Idiot, you two, don't believe him. He is not my subordinate. If you don't believe me, ask him what he does!"
Dumo stared at Lord Nine and said, "Okay, you still don't admit it. As expected of a duck, you have a tough mouth!"
Yan Mo said: "Boy, tell me, what do you do?"
Zhang Mo said straightforwardly: "I am the cook!"
Yan Mo looked at Zhang Mo and nodded: "That's right, he has a big head and a thick neck. If he's not a sect leader, he's just a cook!"
The Nine Masters were almost furious and asked Niu Tou sternly: "Is this your subordinate? Niu Tou? Please explain to me."
Niutou spoke eloquently this time and said directly: "Sir, I won't lie. You don't even recognize your cook!"
In one sentence, the nine adults were stunned on the spot.
The Rock Demon directly grabbed the Nine Masters by the neck and picked him up like a roast duck hanging on an iron hook.
"Hand over your food!"
Du Mo also took out a broken knife, put it against Master Jiu's heart and said, "If you don't give it, Lao Jiu, don't blame us for being cruel!"
The Nine Masters' eyes suddenly turned cold, and the next moment they stabbed the chests of Dumo and Yanmo with two knives.
"If you want to kill me, go to hell!"
Demonic energy suddenly rose, and a black insect wind swept around the nine adults.
Du Mo and Yan Mo also roared angrily, turned into two light balls and rushed forward.
All that could be heard was booming, booming, and continuous explosions.
Zhang Mo and others immediately retreated.
Grabbing the cow's head, Zhang Mo said: "Go and call all the demon cultivators outside."
Niutou said loudly: "Sect Master, what are you asking them to do? Shouldn't they run away at this time?"
Zhang Mo said: "Just go ahead and call those demon cultivators to fight against the Rock Demon and the Alone Demon. I don't think it's possible to fight two of those dead ducks one at a time. It's best to let them die together."
"Understood, Sect Master!"
Niutou quickly went to shake people.
Zhang Mo waved to Tang Ji and others, asking them to guard him.
In one hand, he took out the blood crystals collected during this period, and in the other hand, he took out the giant demon tree seeds given by Yang Shuo.
Zhang Mo now plans to directly cultivate some combat power.
Fight, fight!
After you finish defeating this sect leader, come and clean up the mess.
Everyone ran out of the hall, leaving only the fat black man in the middle, still whining.
Why are you all leaving!
Help me!
Don’t think I didn’t recognize it. The fat cook who spoke just now is actually the guy from the Pleiades.
I even recognized you!
Hurry up and untie me. Why are you running? What are you running for?
Don't imitate me!