Chapter 566 Bragging
Just licked my lips.
A bit astringent.
Something's wrong!
Could it be that the leader of this sect is still a "stubborn"?
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 2733 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
In the evening, a grand welcome banquet began.
The ordinary monks, preachers, and alternate divine envoys of the shrine in the holy city all toasted to Sect Master Zhang.
Various toasts came out one after another, until the end.
Sect Leader Zhang even heard it. What about being as blessed as the ocean and living as long as the mountains? Is this really a blessing to him?
Why does it sound so awkward?
Fortunately, I didn't hear anything like "Smiling Nine Springs".
Otherwise, even with Sect Leader Zhang’s level of education, he would have to jump up.
Wine is good wine, and banquets are good banquets.
Sect Master Zhang was "reserved" for a while at first, but after a few glasses of wine, his true colors began to show.
Her feet were on the chair, her shoes were off, and her pants were rolled up, exposing her flowing leg hair.
Holding a wine glass in one hand and some monster meat in the other, the cowhide began to blow.
"I'm telling you, that person with blood from the abyss has a head bigger than a house, a body thicker than a city wall, and all kinds of stench coming out of his mouth. But am I afraid? I'm definitely not afraid, I just shouted so loudly , boy, please don’t show off, he immediately became heartbroken and fell down from the sky, kneeling in front of me and begging for mercy. What kind of virtual state is this? It’s so damn virtual. I was embarrassed to hit him, it was just like Adults bully children. I went up and touched him gently, guess what? Guess what? "
Zhang Mo looked around.
The surrounding temple monks shook their heads and said, "We can't guess what happened!"
Zhang Mo said loudly: "You're right if you can't guess it. I just heard Deku click, tsk, tsk, tsk..."
Everyone looked weird and said, "What's wrong with your pants?"
"Where's the back?"
"Are your pants torn?"
Zhang Mo spread his hands and said: "What are you wearing? He's dead. He was touched to death by me while he was still alive!"
"Why are you dead?"
"If you touch it, you will die? If you touch it, you will die!"
"Sir, you are so easy to touch! It's better than the 19th touch!"
"Sir, your bullshit... No, you are awesome!"
Zhang Mo waved his hand and said: "Low-key, low-key. I usually don't like to talk about this kind of thing. Don't spread it randomly, it's all confidential!"
The Xinyue Divine Envoy next to me really couldn't stand listening.
I have never seen such a boastful person before.
If he continues like this, all the cows in the Holy City will sue him for molestation.
"Master Pleiades, eat vegetables, eat vegetables, eat more vegetables. Don't just drink!"
Xinyue Divine Envoy gave Zhang Mo a few extra peanuts.
I thought to myself, even if you eat one more pill, you probably won't be able to blow out such a big piece of cowhide.
Zhang Mo was in high spirits at this time. He drank the wine in one gulp, then put it down with a bang and said, "I'll tell you more about the Blood Yuan Defeat."
The Xinyue Divine Envoy next to him glared and said, "Didn't you just say that you were touched to death?"
Zhang Mo replied: "Really? Did I say that? He's dead, right? It doesn't matter. After he died, he suddenly came back to life!"
All the temple monks present opened their mouths one after another. Is this still possible?
It seems that the blood elementalist is really miserable!
In your mouth, I estimate that I will die seventy or eighty times tonight.
"Okay, okay. Envoy of the Pleiades, how can we finish such a wonderful thing in one night. Everyone, please go back after your toast."
The Divine Envoy of Xinyue drove people away directly, and everyone present wanted to leave long ago.
If it weren't for the fear that Master Zhang would get angry, who would be willing to listen to his bragging here.
At this moment, when the Heart and Moon God Envoy said this, everyone bowed their hands and bowed, and left quickly.
Zhang Mo said repeatedly: "Why are you leaving? I haven't finished speaking yet. Oh, it's your loss if you don't listen to such a wonderful story."
Zhang Mo sat back with a speechless expression.
Xinyue Divine Envoy gave Zhang Moman another glass of wine and said: "There will be more opportunities in the future. Pleiades Sun Divine Envoy, this is your new ranking."
As the Xinyue Divine Envoy took out something, Zhang Mo waved his hand and said, "I'm too lazy to look at it. Just tell me what my ranking is now."
Divine Envoy Xinyue said: "Ranked fifth. Divine Envoy Pleiades, your ranking is higher than mine!"
After saying that, the Xinyue Divine Envoy gave Zhang Mo another wink.
Unfortunately, Zhang Mo didn't see it at all.
At this moment, Zhang Mo was feasting, and all he could see was the delicious food in front of him.
"It's not bad. It's a bit slow to rise in this ranking. I killed a virtual realm, but I only ranked more than twenty!"
Zhang Mo shook his head and expressed dissatisfaction.
The Heart Moon God envoy's expression changed slightly upon hearing this.
What do you mean, there are only more than twenty people? There are only twenty-eight divine envoys in total.
You really deserve to be beaten when you get an advantage and act like a good boy!
Fortunately, Xinyue Shenshi had a good attitude and didn't care about him.
Her charming eyes continued to spread, and under the table, the Divine Envoy of Heart and Moon secretly approached Zhang Mo with her feet.
I believe he should be able to understand such an obvious hint.
Take the bait, take the bait quickly, I want your power!
Zhang Mo was eating when he suddenly felt something rubbing against him.
When he saw it was the feet of the Xinyue Divine Envoy, Zhang Mo glared and said, "Why are you plucking my leg hair?"
One sentence almost made Xinyue Shenshi Qian confused.
Zhang Mo laughed and said, "Just kidding, just pull it out! I'll give it to you, just don't finish pulling it out!"
The veins on Xin Yueshen's forehead began to throb.
Who wants your leg hair?
Don't you, this guy...
Wait a minute?
The Heart and Moon Divine Envoy suddenly remembered that the power of the Pleiades seemed to be indeed...
Suddenly, Xinyue Divine Envoy raised his foot to test.
In an instant, Zhang Mo received a slight blow and quickly stood up and said: "That's too much. Not all hair can be pulled out for you."
The goddess of the heart and moon raised her eyebrows and smiled in her heart.
It seems there is still one!
I'm just not sure what type I installed.
The messenger of the Heart and the Moon retracted his legs and said: "On the top of the willow tree in the moonlight, we meet at dusk."
Zhang Mo couldn't help but become poetic when he heard that the Xinyue Divine Envoy was actually reciting poetry: "Set up the barbecue grill, drink wine and eat fat meat!"
The Xinyue Divine Envoy was immediately shocked by Zhang Mo's culture.
"Do you really not understand or do you pretend not to understand?"
The Heart Moon Divine Envoy rolled his eyes at Zhang Mo and said.
"Know what?"
Zhang Mo chewed the fat in his mouth. He looked at the Xinyue Divine Envoy with a somewhat sullen look on his face.
Suddenly he thought of something and said: "I understand, I understand. Come on, come on, come on, I'll fill it up for you too and give you a big piece of fat."
The Divine Envoy of Heart and Moon was too lazy to say anything more, and stood up and left directly.
Tang Ji at the next table couldn't stand it any longer, so he came over and said, "My lord, I'm going to date you, and there may be night activities. Why don't you know what's going on?"
Zhang Mo chuckled and said: "You think I really don't understand. Are you kidding me? I am a hot-blooded man, tough! I am just trying to be courteous for nothing, and I am either raping or stealing. Beautiful women can deceive people, and beautiful angels can It will kill you, you know what!"