Chapter 578 The Rules of the Brothel
Li Wanjiang's complexion was not very good, after all, the fact that two of his favorite ministers appeared in the brothel at the same time, somewhat discredited him as the emperor.
Of course, Xiao Chen, the favorite minister, also came here, but Xiao Chen is an eunuch, and his identity alone reveals his innocence.
But it's not easy to get angry, because isn't the other family here too?
"Master Zhu and Master Wang both love to listen to little songs, not to mention this is here, the girls here are all talented, they can sing songs well, and they can play the piano well...then Huang Sir, would you like me to go up and take a look first?" Xiao Chen meant that this place is very elegant, different from the vulgarity of other brothels.
"Yes." Li Wanjiang nodded.
Xiao Chen hurried upstairs, came to the private room and kicked the door open, there was indeed Zhu Xiaochuan Wang Anbang sitting inside, and several senior officials were accompanying him.
Everyone is disheveled, drunk, and hugging a girl in their arms, even kissing, touching, shouting and laughing, the scene is very unbearable!
Seeing someone kicking the door, just about to explode, but seeing that it was Xiao Chen, he immediately responded with anger, ah, brother Xiao, are you here too? Hurry up and sit down, and then call a girl to come and let's have a good time buddies!
There were three black lines on Xiao Chen's forehead, and he said in his heart that he's so happy, so happy, you're about to turn from extreme joy to sorrow, you know?
"Okay, my two dear brothers, you look like you really... Go, go, you all go out!" Xiao Chen waved his hands away with a black face.
"Lord Xiao, please don't tell me, we are here, let's have a good time together, today is the official treat, no matter what, I have to toast you with two glasses of wine." A fat official came over with wine, " The next official is Jiang Muxian, and my elder brother is Jiang Musheng, the prefect of Haining, he told you..."
"What the hell, I don't know you yet?" Xiao Chen knocked his wine glass away, "Get the hell out of here quickly! Don't make me do it so f---ingly."
Seeing Xiao Chen furious, those officials were startled, no one dared to say a word, hurriedly called a few girls to run out with their heads down.
"Muxian!" Xiao Chen stopped the pale-faced Jiang Muxian again, "You lead them through the back door!"
"Ah? Yes, yes." Hearing Xiao Chen's friendly shout, Jiang Muxian lost face a little bit, and hurriedly greeted everyone, "Master Xiao may be performing official duties, let's all stay quiet, and go back!"
"What are you two big brothers still doing in a daze? Quickly tidy up and get ready to pick you up!" Xiao Chen said in a deep voice.
ah? When the two of them heard this remark, they broke out in a cold sweat at the same time, take over? Who? Damn it, don't let the emperor come!
"If the emperor asks about it later, you can say that I strongly recommend you to listen to Qu'er!" At the critical moment, Xiao Chen was so upbeat!
Li Wanjiang didn't get angry when he saw the two tremblingly kneeling on the ground, he just snorted coldly, "Why is the world at peace now in Da Zhou?"
This is a heart-breaking language, which is worse than scolding them directly.
The two were speechless and could only throw themselves on the ground.
This is a smart person, because at this moment, no matter what you say, it is wrong.
"My lords should get up first, the emperor is visiting in private, so it's not good to be seen by others." Xiao Chen talked to the side.
"Who made you kneel? Get up." Li Wanjiang said coldly.
The two stood up scramblingly, looked at Li Wanjiang with lowered eyebrows, and didn't know what to say?
You can't ask the emperor why you are here, right?
"Is this Xiao Chen's poem?" Li Wanjiang ignored the two of them, and looked at the poems hanging on the wall with his hands behind his back.
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"I was drunk that day, and I can't even remember it." Xiao Chen hurriedly said, "These people are really troublesome, so I let them all withdraw!"
"No need, you are a romantic talent, and it is normal to leave a few words in the brothel... Hundreds of poems about fighting wine in the five cities, sleeping in a restaurant in the imperial market, the emperor can't get on the horse because the minister is a wine fairy? Hmm , Not bad." Li Wanjiang just glanced at other poems, but stayed for a long time in front of this original poem by Xiao Chen.
"This is also the graffiti I drank after drinking. The emperor laughed at me." Xiao Chen saw that the word 'Chen' had been altered, and thought to himself, I really drank too much that day, so I forgot what I wrote at that time? But since it was posted by Yihong Courtyard, it means that it must be a crime... Maybe it's a 'grandfather'.
If this is the case, even asking him about the crime of deceiving the emperor is still appropriate.
"Ai Qing's poems are well done, but the writing is so-so." Li Wanjiang commented, "They are all too sloppy and frivolous... Only the word 'chen' is written by Zhou Zheng."
Is Li Wanjiang's eyesight comparable to that of ordinary people? At a glance, I can see that the word is wrong.
"A minister should be rigorous and upright." Xiao Chen salivated and said, "It seems that although the minister was drunk at the time, he still has the heart of a minister."
"Hmph, clever words!" Li Wanjiang didn't pursue further.
Suddenly there was a commotion outside the door, but it was Ling'er's shrill voice, "Hey, you old bustard, are you winking? Just keep your head down and rush in! My brother and the others are talking about something, no one else is allowed to enter!"
"Hey, girl, you are so fierce, but you are not a place to be fierce, our place is a brothel, but it is not an official office, it is a place for drinking and having fun, not a place to talk about things! I'm the master, not an idler, so why don't you let me go in and serve the elders?" Xiao Xiangyu's voice was higher than hers.
"If you dare to go in, I'll beat you up, believe it or not?" Ling'er is not afraid of her. She said that there is Xiao Ye on the left, Baili on the right, Fu Yan in the front, Fat Brother in the back, and the four major guards... you Xiaoxiangyu He is the number one expert in the world, and he also took down you!
In fact, Ling'er hopes that Xiaoxiangyu will force her way in, give me a reason to beat you up, girl first.
"I still don't believe it..." Xiaoxiangyu said so, but she didn't force her way, she just said in a loud voice, "Master Xiao, why did you send all my girls back? The treats are all gone, who will give the money later?"
"Shut up! You don't know what to do, old bustard, what are you yelling about? How can we lose your money?" Gong Shouli said angrily.
"You husband is not sensible. Your palace has rules in your palace, and our brothel also has rules in brothels. Do you understand the rules of brothels? Girls, you don't have to, but you can't get out if you want it. Hitting my face and smashing the signboard of Yihong Courtyard! It’s the same as you smashing the plaque of the Hall of Supreme Harmony in the palace.”
Gong Shouli spoke with a male duck's voice, and Xiaoxiangyu, who had seen countless people without a beard at such an age, could tell at a glance that he was an eunuch from the palace, but what he said was really too disrespectful.
Comparing the imperial palace with the brothel... You old woman is looking for death!
Suddenly Li Wanjiang said in a deep voice, "Let her in."
"Did you hear that?" Xiao Xiangyu was proud, "Get out of the way, let's talk about you, you little girl, you want to eat people with such big eyes!"
Ling'er waved her small fist at her, and the silent three words in her small mouth were, wait and see!