Chapter 640 Is it open?
New tricks.
If you encounter something you don’t want to deal with, please use
Three farts principle!
They are:
none of your business.
None of my business.
You know shit!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 5264 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Several months passed by in a hurry.
Sect Master Zhang’s life finally calmed down a little.
No matter it was Wuji Alliance, Jie Palace, or Youyuan, they didn't come to cause trouble again.
This kind of day of doing nothing and being able to lie down is the best for Sect Master Zhang Da.
It would be perfect if there were more delicious food.
During this period, Sect Leader Zhang Da also contacted Yang Shuo and others from his hometown.
The main thing is to urge them. Why haven't they been able to complete the teleportation after so long?
If we continue like this, this sect leader will reach the top of the palace.
It was promised half a year and half a year, half a year and half a year, how long it has been now!
You are my boss, okay?
Hurry up and get the teleportation done!
After contacting him for a while, Yang Shuo brought Zhang Mo some very bad, yet very normal news.
Xiao Huang is missing!
Well, this guy has never been reliable.
He must have wandered off somewhere again!
Check it out, it's either in Qingshan or a brothel.
There was no good news, so Zhang Mo simply continued to eat and wait to die.
Soak up the sun and brag every day.
Needless to say, the more he did this, the more the monks in the shrine respected him.
Vaguely, Zhang Mo could still hear the admiration of the monks of the shrine.
After all, it is the Pleiades God Envoy who can be so calm and composed when he is strategizing and winning from thousands of miles away!
With such an adult in charge, I feel at ease!
Zhang Mo let out a long sigh when he heard these words.
You people, you know how to praise and kill this sect leader every day.
The day this sect leader really reveals his secret, you will probably all be frightened to death.
Thinking about it, it seems a little exciting.
The scene will be very beautiful then!
After hanging around carefree for several months, finally on this day, Sect Master Zhang was enjoying the sunshine, when suddenly there was someone in front of him.
"Master Pleiades Divine Envoy!"
With a smile as bright as a flower and graceful grace, the person who came was none other than the God of the Heart and Moon whom he had not seen for a long time.
The moment he saw the Xinyue Divine Envoy, Zhang Mo's first reaction was to cover his key position, and then said with a look of grief and anger: "What do you want to do again?"
His move made the Heart and Moon God envoys itch with hatred.
If it were anyone else who had been tortured by her, she would appreciate the other person's reaction and smile all over her face.
It happened to be the Pleiadesian Divine Envoy Zhang Laoba. His actions would only make the Heart and Moon Divine Envoy feel that the other party was laughing at him.
I will endure!
The Divine Envoy of Xinyue replied: "Nothing to do. My master, Mr. Qi Jun, has invited me. Please go up the mountain and talk about it."
Zhang Mo heard the words and said: "Go up the mountain? Sanjie Mountain. What do you want me to do? Aren't Master Jianwu and Lord Qi watching? You don't want me to play mahjong, that's fine!"
The Divine Envoy of Xinyue said: "Playing mahjong with you? You are thinking too much. Now ask, who dares to play mahjong with you in the palace? Isn't this asking for trouble? Who will rush to give you money? Woolen cloth?"
Zhang Mo said: "It's not playing mahjong. What is that for? If there is nothing else, I won't go. I am very busy."
The corners of Xinyue Shenshi's eyes were beating, and he gritted his teeth slightly and said, "What are you busy with? I think you are just basking in the sun!"
Zhang Mo nodded and said: "That's right. Basking in the sun is the most important job of this divine envoy! The sun makes me happy. Can you step aside, you are hindering my sect leader's sun!"
The Divine Envoy of Xinyue really didn’t want to talk nonsense with Zhang Mo.
He directly gritted his teeth and said in a low voice: "Pleiades Divine Envoy, I invite you to go because I have something important to discuss about the Temple of Illusion. Also, this is my master's request and this is the Lord's order."
Hearing the word "Lord", Zhang Mo jumped up from the recliner.
"I told you earlier, I would have gotten up earlier if I had told you earlier. Go, go, go!"
Zhang Mo said continuously.
Xinyue Divine Envoy always felt that Zhang Mo was scolding her.
Without saying another word, the Divine Envoy of Xinyue left directly.
Zhang Mo thought for a while.
Also, if there is nothing important, Qi Jun can just write a letter to ask him to go, instead of asking the Xinyue Divine Envoy to make a special trip.
Okay, just go.
Anyway, if something really happens, this sect leader will say that he can't do it.
If there is really any mission, this sect leader will retreat.
Zhang Mo has almost figured out all the rules of the shrine.
As long as you don't want to take credit, you are invincible in the palace.
No one can do anything to you.
It's nothing more than a low ranking.
Now the sect leader is worried that his ranking is too high.
It made some people jealous, and some even wanted to harm this sect leader.
It might be a good thing to stand a little further back.
Zhang Mo has already made up his mind. Anyway, there are three major principles: don't take the initiative, don't pay, and don't take responsibility!
Just like those old gangsters in love.
What stands out is one word.
"Scum!"
The Divine Envoy of Xinyue had just left.
Tang Ji rushed to Zhang Mo's side.
"Sect Master, I'm back."
Zhang Mo glanced at him and said: "You came back with the Xinyue Divine Envoy? Your mission is quite easy. I almost want to give you another mission."
"No, no, no, sect master, this mission is great. I really made some discoveries!"
"Really? What did you find?"
"Sect Master, I discovered that the Divine Envoy Xinyue would be in a daze from time to time every day."
"That's it? This sect leader is also in a daze every day. Is there any difference?"
"Yes, my lord, your daze is thinking about life. Solving problems and thinking about the future of the palace. It is a noble, elegant and selfless daze. But Xinyue Divine Envoy is obviously not. When she is in a daze, The whole person looks like a piece of wood, his eyes are blank, his limbs are stunned, just like a fool!"
"Why do I feel that you are deliberately scolding my sect leader? Are you secretly plotting against Chen Cang?"
"Sect Master, that's called Zhisang and scolding Huai!"
Zhang Mo is too lazy to talk to Tang Ji about this anymore. It's really useless to ask you to follow him for so long and you can see this!
Why don't you tell me some new gossip about the Moon God Envoy to this sect leader?
It's best if it's in color and describes it in detail for the sect leader.
As soon as this sect leader is happy, won’t you get the credit?
I really can’t do anything!
Forget it, Zhang Mo waved his hand and said: "Let's not mention her. Do you know why Mr. Qi asked this sect leader to come over?"
Zhang Mo just asked casually, not expecting Tang Ji to really answer.
As a result, Tang Ji immediately replied: "I know, the Temple of Illusion has been opened a crack, and people can enter now."
"What?"
Zhang Mo almost jumped up.
"How do you know about such a big thing? This must be top secret!"
Tang Ji smiled and replied: "What's so difficult about this? I'll figure it out after just a little deduction. Not only that, I also know that Master Qijun and Master Jianwu plan to let you explore the road first!"