Chapter 653 Poke!
If people are afraid of gaining weight.
That means he might be a pig.
Because people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1191 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Cold sweat broke out on Tang Ji's head.
Borrowing a body?
Can I borrow this thing?
If you borrow it, you will not return it!
This candidate god envoy has always only "showed off his skills but not his body".
"Why is it bad?"
Long Jun asked with a smile.
Tang Ji was silent for a while and then replied: "There are differences between men and women!"
Don't tell me, don't tell me this reason...
Saying it means not saying it.
Does Long Jun care about this?
Now she just wants to secretly kill Zhang Laoba with her own hands.
As for whose body I borrow, that doesn't matter.
This is also the reason why Tang Ji's body was left behind.
According to Long Jun’s observation using soul beads.
The Divine Envoy of Xinyue is not very close to Zhang Laoba, which is completely different from what she imagined.
Zhang Laoba is really not a "sexy" person.
It seems that "lust" is just his "camouflage color".
And this person basically doesn’t go out (he lies in the house and sleeps all year round, and at most he just baskes in the sun)
No bad habits (I have a life-and-death relationship with drugs and gambling)
Strictly control what you eat and drink (don’t let go if it doesn’t taste good)
A tough one to kill!
There are really not many people who can really contact Zhang Laoba privately.
Only his "confidant", Tang Ji! It can be done to make Zhang Laoba completely trust him.
Now that Long Jun has caught Tang Ji, he will naturally give Zhang Laoba a hard blow.
No matter what Tang Ji said, Long Jun's eyes would only get brighter and brighter.
"Open your mouth!"
Suddenly, Long Jun said.
Tangji's eyes widened. He said this often, but not on this occasion.
What are you going to do?
Slow down...
Long Jun's clone quickly turned into a bloody smoke and rushed directly into Tang Ji's mouth.
Quickly, Tangji's eyes changed, and then he lost himself.
After everything was done, Tang Ji showed a "confident" smile.
"Zhang Laoba, let's see how you die this time!"
…
The next morning.
Zhang Mo stretched out and got up early in the morning.
It's not that he doesn't want to sleep more.
The main reason is that I really can't sleep well in this terrible place.
The beds are all temporary stone beds.
It was made from local materials and made of black stone from Xiaohei Mountain.
I don’t know what’s going on, but Zhang Mo always feels that something is wrong with this stone.
There is a faint "shit smell" when sleeping on it.
At first, Zhang Mo thought someone had pooped on his bed.
This is simply too much. His eyes for committing crimes must be blocked! .
Later, after going out for a walk in person, Zhang Mo discovered that everyone was like this.
Then there are only two possibilities left, either there is something wrong with the stone itself.
Or there is someone who can poop in the audience, that is really awesome!
Regardless of the situation, Sect Master Zhang Da had no choice but to make do with it.
After being woken up by the smoke in the morning, Sect Master Zhang felt that his body smelled like shit.
Gotta wash it off!
Not long after he got up, Sect Master Zhang received good news.
His good subordinate, Tangji, is awake!
Almost immediately, Zhang Mo asked someone to bring Tang Ji over.
At this time, Zhang Mo was washing his belly naked.
If he loses his place, he won't be able to achieve anything, and Zhang Mo doesn't want others to serve him.
There can't be any special treatment, Qi Jun and Jian Wu don't show off (mainly because other people also smell bad).
As soon as Tang Ji stepped forward, his eyes immediately felt stinging.
Damn it!
You old man Zhang, give me a critical hit!
The dragon king in Tang Ji almost wanted to explode on the spot.
Fortunately, she used her strong willpower to endure it.
No, no, I finally managed to get into the ranks of the Shrine.
Unless you are sure of killing, you still have to endure it.
Taking "difficult" steps, Long Jun controlled Tang Ji and came to Zhang Mo.
Don't tell me, Zhang Laoba is quite white!
Zhang Mo saw that Tang Ji's expression was slightly different, and he couldn't help but frown and asked: "What's wrong, you are still shy. Is this your first time? Put away your perverted eyes, you are not clear-headed yet, are you?"
When Long Jun heard this, his first reaction was.
"Well, you Zhang Laoba, you are really smart. Is this a deliberate test? No, I can't show my flaws at this time."
Immediately, Long Jun controlled Tang Ji and saluted: "Sir, I was attacked by something on the road, and I am still a little confused. I hope you can forgive me!"
Zhang Mo nodded, which is understandable.
But how do you call me "Sir"? Normally you should call me Sect Master.
Zhang Mo still felt that Tang Ji didn't look normal, but he was too lazy to check carefully at this time. Other things were more important.
"Didn't I ask you to look at the Xinyue Divine Envoy? Why did you come here with her?"
Zhang Mo asked the most critical thing first.
Long Jun smiled secretly in his heart.
Zhang Laoba, you are indeed amazing.
He was actually able to detect the problem of the Xinyue Divine Envoy. Fortunately, Benlong's design made Xinyue Shenzhi not even know that he had become an undercover agent.
Otherwise, you would definitely have been caught, right?
This dragon is still superior!
"Sir, there is indeed something wrong with the Heart Moon Divine Envoy. She seems to have been marked by someone. After you left, she became even more crazy. But fortunately, you sent me to watch her, and I helped her remove the mark. Then I brought her to see you. It’s just that I encountered a strange invisible monster on the road, so it became like this,”
Long Jun told a lie that was not very clever.
She didn't think how long this lie could really deceive Zhang Laoba. Just survive these few days.
When she finds the opportunity, she will find Zhang Laoba's weakness and kill him.
When the time comes, it won’t matter if the lies are exposed.
"Is that so?"
Zhang Mo always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell for the time being.
"Forget it, in that case, you should continue to stay by her side and take good care of her. Get out!"
Waving his hand, Zhang Mo told Tang Ji to get out of here, which affected this sect leader to finish rubbing the top and bottom.
"I'm letting you go, but you're still watching!"
Zhang Mo continued to glare.
How could Lord Long leave at this time? She even wanted to take action at this time.
Quickly, Lord Long said: "Sir, there is nothing interesting about the Divine Envoy of the Heart and Moon. I'd better follow you!"
After saying that, Long Jun controlled Tang Ji and continued to move forward.
Zhang Mo raised his hand and said: "Stay away from me, stay further away."
Long Jun secretly gritted his teeth, Zhang Laoba is so cautious.
But the more cautious he is, the more likely it is that close proximity is his weakness.
Zhang Mo was speechless at this time.
Today's subordinates are really becoming more and more unruly.
They all covet the flesh and body of this sect leader, right?
How can this be done?
Can you easily obtain the flesh and body of this sect master?
Bah, bah, bah, I should say, you can’t get it.
Don't be wishful thinking, there is something wrong with your gender.
With a loud voice, Zhang Mo said: "If you are asked to get out, get out quickly and stop whining in front of this sect leader. If you dare to come near again, I will chop you to death!"
After saying that, Zhang Mo picked up the Divine Token of Nothingness hanging below, went up to it, lengthened it and poked Tang Ji twice.
These two actions have already shocked Lord Long!
Dare he poke me?
This was not over yet, the anger from above came from above, which made Long Jun’s eyes widen!