Chapter 693 Strange Mission
Even my subordinates are mentally retarded.
That's also the best kind of retard!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1349 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
"Eat, eat, eat! Just know how to eat!"
One day later, somewhere in the city.
Zhang Mo pointed to the dish in front of the Fangri Divine Envoy next to him.
While Fangri's divine envoy was being scolded, he was a little confused.
Quickly take away his meat.
"Don't even look at how fat you have become. If you can't control it, just give it to me!"
Fangri Divine Envoy looked at Zhang Mo's belly, widened his eyes and said, "Before you speak, could you look in the mirror?"
Zhang Mo said: "Do you need it? You still look very handsome without taking a photo. Chuncai, don't you think so?"
How dare Cai Chun, who was standing next to him, say otherwise.
You two big guys are quarreling, can you please stop directing trouble on me?
It’s not easy to be a subordinate!
"Yes Yes Yes!"
After Cai Chun finished speaking, he stepped back.
"Sir, I'm going to find you some good wine right now!"
After that, run away quickly.
It doesn't matter whether we can find the wine or not. The key is that we can't stay here any longer.
Zhang Mo didn't care. To be honest, the food in the city was average.
There isn't even a serious restaurant, they're basically roadside stalls, grilling, boiling, or eating raw food.
Maybe the meat is really good, it’s all good meat that Sect Master Zhang has never eaten.
But after it was done, it looked really ugly.
With Sect Master Zhang's acceptance, he could barely eat some barbecue.
"You said that this illusion can taste delicious. It's really extraordinary. It's a pity that it's just not that good!"
Zhang Mo sighed with emotion.
But as soon as he finished speaking, Divine Envoy Fangri and Divine Envoy Kuimu showed different expressions.
What did the Pleiadesian envoy just say?
It's a pity that the level is a bit worse?
This is talking about the flaw in the illusion.
Sure enough, the Pleiades Divine Envoy had already seen through it.
The two looked at each other and immediately leaned closer to Zhang Mo.
Immediately, Fangri Divine Envoy agreed: "It's indeed a bit bad. Brother Zhang hit the nail on the head. I just don't know how to solve it?"
"Pleiades Divine Envoy, can you elaborate?"
With that said, Fangri Divine Envoy filled Zhang Mo with another cup of green liquid.
It looks like tree sap, but tastes like wine. No one knows how this thing is made, but that's just two words.
interesting!
Zhang Mo thought they were also saying that the level of barbecue was not good enough.
While picking his teeth with his nails, Zhang Mo said: "What to solve, solve it, just make do with it."
Fangri Divine Envoy quickly raised his hand and said: "We can't make do with it. Brother Zhang, you can make do with it, but it's difficult for us to make do with it."
"That's right, that's right. You can't make do with it!"
Kuimu Divine Envoy interfaced
"Yeah?"
Zhang Mo was still a little surprised.
I didn’t realize it. You two actually have a lot of pursuits in life. You definitely can’t make do with each other!
Ok, Ok.
This is very progressive. In addition to working hard in life, there is also food and drink!
Zhang Mo smiled and nodded: "Okay, you two are still unwilling to make do with it. Then go to the street we just walked on. There seems to be good stuff at the corner. You two..."
Before they finished speaking, Divine Envoy Fangri and Divine Envoy Kuimu stood up and left.
The two people instantly turned into two rays of light and left quickly.
Zhang Mo opened his mouth slightly, but he hadn't finished speaking yet.
My sect leader saw that there seems to be a grilled fish shop there. When you two go get it, be sure to bring a few for me.
Why did you just run away!
I'm really speechless. I didn't listen half as much as I was told. If you two didn't bring them back, this sect leader would be angry.
Zhang Mo shook his head and continued eating.
After eating, take a nap.
As for capturing treasures, what treasures should we capture?
Can you sleep well?
Even if there are countless treasures, I cannot let this sect master lose sleep!
Just halfway through the meal, Zhang Mo saw Mr. Qi Jun coming back angrily.
Judging by the way he was blowing his beard and staring, it was obvious that his promotion was not going well.
Zhang Mowen didn't even bother to ask, which would affect my sect leader's appetite.
As a result, he didn't ask, but Master Qi Jun came forward directly and said: "Pleiades Divine Envoy, do you know what happened when we were trying to find a way to advance to a higher level?"
Zhang Mo glanced at him and said, "I don't want to know."
Master Qi Jun didn't listen to Zhang Mo at all and said: "There are indeed various tasks in the city that can be upgraded. But each one is more perverted and exaggerated than the last one. The ones that look a little bit normal are not allowed by fifth-level humans. The mission I accepted. What’s the point?”
Zhang Mo looked at him again and said, "I told you, I don't want to know. I just want to eat meat!"
Mr. Qi Jun slammed the table, and with a click, a stone table of unknown texture shattered into pieces, and meat spilled all over the floor.
Zhang Mo had quick eyes and quick hands and picked up the largest piece on the ground with his chopsticks.
Fortunately, it didn't hit the ground for more than five breaths, so I can still eat.
Mr. Qi Jun blushed, and with another wave of his hand, he just knocked the meat off Zhang Mo's chopsticks and said, "This is obviously a trick on me and a complete waste of time. I think we should just destroy half of this city. I don’t believe that the Five Rings Master will not come back early.”
Zhang Mo looked depressed, why was it so difficult to eat meat?
Helpless, Zhang Mo could only put down his chopsticks and asked: "What kind of mission is it? Why is it so perverted?"
Master Qi Jun took out a piece of skin that he didn't know what it was, and handed it to Zhang Mo and said, "See for yourself, these are the promotion tasks I recorded."
Zhang Mo took it for a look.
"Task one, plant trees and plant a beauty tree to dedicate to His Holiness. Task two, offer your treasures and all the valuables you have on you. The Lord will upgrade you depending on how precious your treasures are. Task three, Put down your shame, please run around naked in the city and shout out that I am an idiot, and entertain the whole city..."
Each of the subsequent tasks was more excessive than the last.
Well, Xiao Huang, you had a great time.
Zhang Mo looked at it for a while and then said: "I think the third task is not difficult. How about you..."
Master Qi Jun stared at Zhang Mo and said, "Pleiades Divine Envoy, I'm here to let you come up with ideas, not bad ideas."
Zhang Mo nodded and said: "Okay. Let's keep searching. There will definitely be a lot of promotion tasks. Don't worry, don't worry!"
Master Qi Jun said: "Why don't you rush? If you stay here for one more day, you will be in danger for one more day. You must leave here as soon as possible. Envoy of the Pleiades, please give me some advice."
Zhang Modao: "My advice is that I don't want to give advice, just calm down!"
After saying this, Zhang Mo asked others to quickly change tables.
Where's the food?
Come on again!
Others can stop, but this sect leader's mouth cannot stop.
New food and tables were quickly brought and set up.
Lord Qi Jun could still eat so calmly when he saw Zhang Mo like this.
I couldn't help but shout loudly: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat!"
Zhang Mo frowned slightly when he heard this.
Wait a minute, your word sounds very familiar to this sect leader!
At this moment, Fangri Divine Envoy ran back directly with a ray of light.
"Brother Zhang, you are so amazing, how did you know where you can get promoted!"