Chapter 792 How dangerous!
A demon cultivator came today.
He said he loved cannibalism the most and would eat people every day.
Because what you eat is what you replenish, so if you eat people, you can become better than others.
This sect leader immediately arranged for him to go to the hut.
Eat all the dirty things for the sect every day.
As he said, you should eat whatever you eat to make up for it.
This sect leader feels that his mind is full of shit.
I definitely eat shit often!
This is called "people making the best use of their talents".
——Taken from the 1,300th chapter of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang, the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth.
The old man looked at the newspaper, his eyes widening.
The cow head next to it also leaned over and took a closer look.
"He has truly been promoted to the rank of envoy!"
"Is it so easy to become the envoy of the shrine now?"
"That's not right. The sect leader is a demon cultivator. How can he be the master of the shrine? The boss of the shrine must be full of pig shit!"
"possible!"
Both Niu Tou and Lao Bald felt that their worldviews had been severely impacted.
The sect master's devilish cultivation can't be more thorough.
In a sudden change, he actually became the leader of the shrine.
If this continues, it is estimated that the divine palace will turn into a demonic palace.
Originally, if the sect master could get into the role of the divine envoy of the shrine, he would have already put Lao Bald's worldview under his feet.
Now I have to poop on it after stepping on it.
Lao Bald put down the newspaper and sighed: "It's not that I don't understand, it's just that the world is changing so fast!"
Niutou suddenly clapped his hands and said: "The sect leader has become the envoy. Are we all in trouble?"
These words immediately woke up Lao Bald.
With a sudden slap on his forehead, the old bald man said: "Quickly, spread all the news. If you change the flag again, write it all to me, and I will advocate for the Shenzong under my command!"
The old bald man grinned. Just these few words would probably scare the hell out of those demon cultivators in Youyuan.
Let’s see if you dare to offend a sect under the command of a shrine master again.
I can’t scare you to death!
Niu Tou laughed at the side and said: "This is a good move. I think those guys from Youyuan will obediently let the people back. They can afford to offend a divine envoy, but they can never afford to offend a master envoy."
Lao Bald raised his hand and said: "Okay, there is no need to worry about these small problems anymore. We are preparing to hold a banquet. The sect leader has already taken charge and should be back soon. We have to cleanse the sect master!"
Niutou said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes. I heard that the sect master showed his power in the Temple of Illusion, and I think he got a lot of treasures. Do you think the sect master will share some with us?"
The old man's smile almost reached the corner of his mouth.
Waving his hands, he said: "This is a good thing, just think about it."
"Oh, isn't the sect leader always very generous? I think it's very possible!"
"That's true. But don't have too high hopes. After all, the sect master has his own arrangements. You must be considerate of the sect master's difficulties."
"Oh, what you mean is that you don't want it if the sect master gives it to you!"
"Fart, as long as the sect master is willing to take it out, I will kill anyone who dares to snatch it from me!"
Niutou nodded.
He is indeed worthy of being a great elder.
So generous.
Old Baldy rubbed his hands and said: "Sect Master, Sect Master, come back quickly! I can't bear it alone!"
…
A few days later.
the other side.
Sect Leader Zhang Da is still on his way "home".
But the road home is somewhat "bumpy".
It’s not that anyone dared to stop it, it was mainly because there were too many people treating us to dinner along the way.
"Come, come, come, Lord Zhang, I'll give you a lot, a lot!"
"Zhang Zhushi, you are the sun and moon in my heart, the guiding light, the motivation to move forward, and the example of practice. Have you seen it? I have engraved you on my arm just so that I can see you every day Your title inspires yourself!"
In the Moon Palace, the tail fire god envoy poured wine for Zhang Mo diligently.
He also specially asked Zhang Mo to see his arm, which was engraved with six characters: "Dear Ambassador Zhang!"
Zhang Mo glanced at the tail fire envoy and said: "You just carved it, there is still blood in it."
The tail fire envoy hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Where, where, don't I see you here? When it gets excited, it bleeds again."
Zhang Mo pointed to the knife in his hand again and said, "Your knife is still in your hand, and it's still stained with blood."
The Taihuo Divine Envoy quickly dropped the knife and said: "As an envoy, there are always people trying to assassinate me recently. It makes sense for me to bring a knife for self-defense!"
Zhang Mo felt that he was about to convince him. You are so shameless and have the charm of my sect master back then.
Okay, let's forget you fooled me.
After drinking another glass of wine, Zhang Mo was not in a hurry to go back.
Anyway, eating and drinking is not eating.
It couldn't be nicer to have someone to treat you to.
When he came back, he tried to contact the Shrine and asked the Shrine to send a flying carriage.
Judging from the reaction of the palace, the Lord did not play tricks on him.
They really regarded him as their chief envoy, and all the Moon Palaces along the way received him with great enthusiasm.
Every divine envoy he saw bowed to show respect for him.
No one even dared to show even a hint of dissatisfaction in front of him.
There is no way, his reputation is indeed too great now.
These divine envoys may dare to say a few words in front of Lord Qi, but they would never dare to be presumptuous in front of his chief envoy Zhang.
Because when it comes to Mr. Qi, the most he can do is to be demoted to the border to fight by Mr. Qi.
But speaking of Ambassador Zhang, you really have never died. You just want to die without a burial place.
When Chief Zhang was still the envoy of God, he was known as a treacherous chicken and was famous for being insidious and vicious.
Do you dare to offend him?
Look at what happened to the Divine Envoy Kakumu!
Although on the surface, the report from the Shrine was that the Divine Envoy Kakumu died at the hands of the Wuji Alliance.
But in fact, the true cause of death of Divine Envoy Jiaomu has been secretly spread for a long time.
Just die in the hands of Chief Zhang!
As for the reason?
Needless to say?
The Jiaomu Divine Envoy was really embarrassed, and he wanted to compete with the Chief Envoy Zhang for his position.
Commander Zhang didn't even bother to use any means and killed him directly.
The shrine still had to find a reason for Chief Zhang.
What is strength?
Which one should not be messed with?
Just look at Ambassador Zhang in front of you and you will know.
Even Lord Qi's disciple, who is quite famous among the envoys and is known as the strong contender for the next envoy, must be respectful and honest when meeting envoy Zhang.
Fortunately, it can be worn thousands of times, but flattery can never be worn.
I feel comfortable photographing Commander Zhang, so I think Commander Zhang will not do anything to him.
Pour the wine, pour the wine again.
The Taihuo Divine Envoy was also frightened for a while.
At the beginning, he wanted to compete with Chief Envoy Zhang for credit and the position of Chief Envoy at the foot of Sanjie Mountain!
At that time, he still felt that Commander Zhang was a piece of shit, so why should he compete with him for position?
Master is still wise!
It can be seen at a glance that people like Master Zhang must not be offended.
Just a little bit close, really just a little bit close.
His fate will be the same as that of Divine Envoy Kakugi.
How dangerous!
Thinking of this, Cold Sweat broke out on the forehead of the Tail Fire God Envoy.
Fortunately, the master told him to get out of here.
Otherwise, it would probably be over!