Chapter 795 Defective?

Chapter 795 Defective?

It’s Mid-Autumn Festival again.

According to the rules, it's time to give out some mooncakes to the people below.

But if I think about it carefully, I might as well not post it.

After all, this sect leader painted a pie for them.

They haven't finished eating yet!

——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1310 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang

Cang Daoji spoke louder and louder, becoming more and more rude.

Come to think of it, if Zhang Laoba in front of me would dare to say whether there is something or not.

Cang Daoji can also transform into a "pervert!"

"Give, give, give!"

Zhang Mo could only respond.

There is no way, I can't fight, I can't escape.

Being pushed down instantly, what can I do if I don't give him anything?

After hearing Zhang Mo's words, Cang Daoji looked much better and asked Zhang Mo to get up again.

But looking at her expression, it seemed like other messy things were spitting out of Zhang Mo's mouth.

I guess Cang Daoji could swallow him alive.

Zhang Mo sat down slowly.

She looked at Aunt Cang helplessly.

"That's it. Is there anything we can't talk about? Here it is, I'll definitely give it to you. I really don't have any on hand right now. Just wait for me for a while and I'll give it to you right away."

Aunt Cang nodded slightly, she believed this.

It's so easy to grow.

Even if you, Zhang Laoba, are a genius, it still takes time.

After Zhang Mo said this, he looked carefully at Aunt Cang's face.

Okay, she really believed it.

In fact, Zhang Mo can plant that big white radish now.

But if it was too simple, Zhang Mo was afraid that it would cause trouble.

Don't mention anything else, what if Aunt Cang eats it smoothly and wants him to farm every day?

I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on to the fat that my sect leader has managed to gain.

Besides, this sect leader has been around for so many years, so he doesn’t want to be arrested and farmed again.

You can’t just go back as you go!

I don’t know what’s going on now.

The Human Emperor of the Wuji Alliance likes farming.

Cang Daoji from the shrine is even more of an expert at farming.

This sect leader doesn’t want to be with you!

After touching his neck, Zhang Mo was "pushed down" by Aunt Cang and felt pain all over his body.

His strength is indeed not much stronger than an egg in Aunt Cang's hands.

Moreover, Aunt Cang was in a hurry, so she inevitably had more strength at hand.

It made Zhang Mo feel sour.

Immediately, Zhang Mo took out the world in his palm and released the little monsters.

After pointing at himself slightly, the little monsters immediately stepped forward in understanding.

Massage, massage, back-thumping, leg-squeezing.

Including Xiao Longjun, everyone was very skillful in their movements.

I can't help it, I'll get beaten if I don't do it well!

Aunt Cang was shocked at first when she saw the world in Zhang Mo's palm, and then she was even more surprised when she saw these little monsters.

"Ancient monster beast? No, it's a modified beast. Did you raise it? Zhang Laoba, can you still transform monster beasts?"

Zhang Mo squinted his eyes and said, "I picked it up and kept it for fun."

Aunt Cang would not believe Zhang Mo's statement.

These monster beasts are very strong at first glance.

Especially the colorful little dragon, it feels a bit familiar.

Well, I must have seen it in some ancient book.

It is definitely a powerful monster.

It's a pity that they haven't grown up.

Xiao Longjun took a sneak peek at Cang Daoji at this time, and his body stiffened in shock.

It’s Sister Cang!

She won't recognize me!

Probably not. In my current state, I can barely recognize myself when I look in the mirror.

I don't think even Sister Cang would recognize it.

For a moment, Cang Daoji moved his eyes from Xiao Longjun and then landed on Zhang Laoba.

"When can you give me the fruit? Please give me a confirmation."

Hearing this, Zhang Mo replied: "Don't worry, I will definitely give it to you within half a year at most."

"Half a year?"

Cang Daoji frowned slightly.

This time, she waits!

After a pause, Cang Daoji continued: "Zhang Zhang, can you explain to me why you didn't give it to me immediately after you planted it, but gave it to Lord Long instead?"

Cang Daoji's voice was slightly cold.

Zhang Mo waved his hands repeatedly and said, "I didn't give it to her, she took it away. As you know, Long Jun looks violent, and his attacks are even more rude. He has no culture, and he doesn't know etiquette, oops!"

Suddenly, Zhang Mo felt a pain in his thigh.

But it was Xiao Longjun who pinched him hard.

"Move softly!"

Zhang Mo slapped Xiao Longjun on the back of the head.

Xiao Longjun gritted his teeth in anger, but there was nothing he could do.

Zhang Laoba, if you dare to slander me like this, just wait!

Zhang Mo continued: "The situation at that time was like this. You listen to what I tell you. When we were in the Temple of Illusion, Lord Qi and the others were all gone. Only me and Lord Long were left to fight one on one. I started with a black move. The tiger took out the heart, but guess what, she has no heart! But it doesn't matter, I backhanded the monkey to steal the peach. Guess what, she still doesn't have the peach! But the residual power of these two moves has deeply shocked her. At that time, she was kneeling on the ground, begging me not to kill her. Alas, it was a pity that my moment of pity made a big mistake. I allowed her to succeed in the sneak attack."

Zhang Mo sighed and shook his head repeatedly.

Cang Daoji looked strange, and his facial features were almost twisted into a ball.

"I told you to move more gently. What are you doing? You deserve a beating!"

Zhang Mo slapped Xiao Longjun again.

You're not honest. If I ask you to press my legs, you'll want to be crippled by me.

Why don't you notice that you, Xiaolong, work so hard?

You must have eaten enough to hold yourself up today!

Of course Cang Daoji didn't believe a word of Zhang Mo's description.

You, Mr. Zhang, just continue to lie. Whoever believes what you say is an idiot.

However, Cang Daoji didn't bother to expose Zhang Mo and said slowly: "Then what?"

Zhang Mo said: "Then I was attacked. She robbed me of a lot of things. Fortunately, I hid quickly, otherwise I might not be able to keep my virginity and virginity. As you know, many women treat me badly." It was so salivating. Long Jun was no exception, he started to use his hands and feet as soon as he came up. Fortunately, I would rather die than obey, so I escaped. It's a pity that the fruit was snatched away by her, well, that's probably it!"

Cang Daoji was speechless.

After a long silence, he said: "Okay, you'd better leave this story to the newspapers. Can you tell me how Lord Long is doing now?"

Zhang Mo shook his head and said: "I don't know. Many people say that she is dead, but I don't think she is. There is probably a conspiracy somewhere, waiting for me to show my flaws, and then come and take my virginity. The Lord did not kill her, so this That should be certain. But don’t worry, the fruit I gave her is a defective product. If you eat it, you will have diarrhea, your cultivation level will be reduced, and you will still be infertile. The most important thing is that it may explode if you eat it. Hahahaha!"

Zhang Mo kept talking nonsense, trying to make it as scary as possible, so that Cang Daoji should not be in a hurry to ask him for it.

But Zhang Mo didn't expect that after he said this, Xiao Longjun, who was pinching his leg, was startled.

What the hell?

Zhang Laoba, the fruit you gave me was actually defective?

Good on you, Zhang Laoba!

You did kill me.

I'm going to kill you a billion times, a billion times!