Chapter 814 Come quickly!
Opportunity is like the hair on a bald old man's forehead.
There wasn’t much to begin with.
If you catch it, you'll catch it.
If you can’t catch it, it might be gone!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 4506 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Xiao Longjun raised his head in astonishment.
There is big doubt in the little eyes!
After realizing what Zhang Laoba was saying.
The first thing Xiao Longjun thought was, Zhang Laoba, you bullied the dragon too much, and I will fight with you.
But this thought can only pass by for a moment.
If she really wants to take action, she has already sacrificed her soul.
Zhang Laoba can make her suffer a lot with just one thought, and it is not a particularly rare thing to kill her.
I will endure!
Xiao Longjun neither nodded nor shook his head.
Even if he accused her of eating her feet, he actually wanted her to admit that she was dreaming!
But Zhang Mo looked at her silent expression.
But just treat her as the default.
I know you must be secretly eating my sect leader's food. Otherwise, how could it explode?
Slowly, Zhang Mo said: "Don't do this kind of thing again. It doesn't taste good!"
When Xiaolongjun heard this, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
How did you know?
Damn it, Zhang Laoba, you can’t be...
Zhang Mo touched his chin and thought carefully.
In this case, the situation should be that Xiaolong has something of this sect leader on his body, such as hair. Then he was accidentally eaten by Zhu Huai, so he exploded!
Is this the case?
I always feel like something is a little wrong.
But Zhang Mo couldn't figure out what was wrong for a while.
I still need to try again.
Forget it, just test it with Xiaolong. She is too small, and I am afraid that if it explodes, I will have to change a little monster to rub my sect leader's back.
The hands of other little monsters are very rough and their skills are not up to the mark. The key is that they are not as good-looking as Xiaolong and cannot be rubbed vigorously.
When it comes to taking a shower, the most important thing is to... look good.
Well, it has to look good, everyone understands that.
Who should I try?
Who has rough skin and thick flesh, is not afraid of explosion, and can experiment casually?
Zhang Mo really didn't think about it for a while.
But this idea should be correct.
In the future, if someone is unhappy, add some of my sect leader’s foot skin and boogers to his food. This thing is no more powerful than poisoning!
And it’s hard to find!
Tsk tsk tsk, why do I feel like I am becoming more and more demonic now.
He was definitely led astray by Yang Shuo, Lao Gou, and Lao Bald.
Alas, such a pure and upright person as my sect leader has been polluted. No wonder people say that Jianghu is just a big dye vat!
Zhang Mo sighed repeatedly, frowning and feeling sad.
When his expression fell in Xiaolongjun's eyes, he only made Xiaolongjun secretly guess.
"Who is Zhang Laoba planning to trick again?"
If Xiao Longjun knew what Zhang Mo was thinking now, he would definitely grab his face and spit on him.
You are the only one who is polluted by the world. I think the world is polluted by you!
…
After squeezing for a while and lying on the chair for a nap, Sect Master Zhang asked Xiaolong to go away.
This sect leader still has business to do.
It's so tiring every day.
You've become the master's envoy, why can't you just lie down and do nothing?
I originally planned to start making pots today.
But obviously something wasn't right today. As for what's wrong?
This sect leader can only say that he is not in the right mood.
As for when to start practicing specifically, I’ll let you know when I’m in the right mood.
It's better to take out the machine mirror first, snap it hard a few times, and then contact Yang Shuo and others in his hometown.
"Yang Shuo, old dog, where are the people?"
Zhang Mo shouted.
The Tianmo Sect's main hall, which had been peaceful for a long time, suddenly started to move.
Not long after, Yang Shuo, Lao Gou, Lao Li and Fu Mei all ran over.
"Brother Zhang!"
"Sect Master, you are still alive, Sect Master... Bah, bah, bah, I mean, Sect Master, you seem to be alive and well."
"Sect Master, is something wrong? I also have something to tell you here. Xiao Huang is missing!"
Yang Shuo quickly reported the most important thing first.
But his news only caused Zhang Mo to curse loudly.
"Xiao Huang, I'm already making a big fuss here, and you're just reporting it. It's three years and three years, how many years will it take for you to come over? By the time you come over, this sect master will have defeated all nations!"
Zhang Mo just finished speaking.
Yang Shuo and others were refreshed!
"Sect Master, have you really brought down all the nations?"
"Sect Master, you are too awesome!"
"In this case, I have to come to Wan Guo."
Lao Li, the old dog’s eyes lit up.
Good guys, there's no good reason why you don't plan to come, right?
They are all waiting to come and pick fruits!
There are no subordinates like this. They are all waiting for this sect leader to conquer the world, so you can lie down on your own.
Is this reasonable? This is so decisive and unreasonable!
"Stop talking nonsense. Come here quickly, I need you to fight for the territory. The master of this sect has laid the foundation for you now. I just wait for you to come over and do it quickly. If not, get two rolling pins and take a bath. Basin, please come over here too!"
Zhang Mo said loudly.
Yang Shuo nodded repeatedly, and no one dared to refute at this time.
The sect leader was obviously really angry.
It is true that they have become a little too comfortable by being lazy in the past two years.
"Okay, Sect Master, I will make arrangements immediately."
Yang Shuo said quickly.
Only Fu Mei was the most active and said loudly: "Brother Zhang, don't worry, I will definitely come here first. The sea can't stop me!"
Fu Mei's voice almost shook Zhang Mo's shadow away.
It was obvious that her cultivation had improved again.
At a glance, one can tell how many demon cultivators from the Heavenly Demon Sect have been brutally killed by "poisonous hands".
"Uh...Channel, you can slow down."
Zhang Mo quickly advised him.
Good guy, when you come here, don’t you want to suck this sect leader first? Seeing your increasingly exaggerated figure and muscles, this sect leader is really a little scared.
Too lazy to say any more, Zhang Mo finally said: "Yang Shuo, I leave it to you. Come over here as quickly as possible! Lao Li, you don't have to guard the house anymore, come over here together!"
"Okay, Sect Master, hello, Sect Master, I have something else to report. We are going to take over all the small countries around here... Sect Master!"
Zhang Mo's figure disappeared again.
The others were fine, but Lao Li looked different.
"What do you mean, sect master? Even I have to go this time! Aren't I always the guardian of my family?"
Lao Li said he couldn't understand it.
It's not that he doesn't want to go, it's just... well, he just doesn't want to go.
How comfortable it is to lie flat at home!
He also has one or two thousand beautiful wives and concubines.
Yang Shuo said slowly: "I'm afraid the sect master is really short of men. Elder Li, you have to make a hard trip this time. I think so, let's divide our troops into two groups. Elder Dog, Elder Li, Sister Fu, you guys Set off by boat, take the fleet, and go to Ten Thousand Kingdoms. I will finish the final battle here, and I will take Miao Li, Xiong Wudi, Xiaoxiao and the others to go there too. I estimate that they should arrive a year or two later than you."
Lao Li's face was almost wrinkled into a rag.
"Then who's watching back home?"
Yang Shuo said: "Leave it to Tang Xiao for now."
Lao Li let out a long sigh and said, "This boy Tang Xiao has such a good life!"