Chapter 823 Don’t help!
Culture is like pants.
Invisible but important!
But there is no need to show it to people every day.
As for this sect leader?
This sect leader does not wear pants every day.
It doesn’t hurt to show it and let people know that you have it!
After all, the name of pervert has long been on the head of this sect leader.
Don't panic!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1761 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Look, look.
What does it mean to be able to explain, and what does it mean to be easy to understand.
Immediately, Sect Master Zhang was shocked by this simple "cultivation theory".
He can understand this stuff!
Strong fart?
He can do this too.
Not only is he big, he's also loud!
If you want it to be a little more "advanced", the taste can also be enhanced.
Continuing reading, this old man who has been dead for who knows how many years recorded in detail the process of his flying practice.
It's probably how to release vitality from your hands and feet and control it bit by bit, like floating in water.
You can practice in the water first to get used to it, so that even if you need to fart and adjust your posture, you can still make the sound.
I have to say, this old man is really rough and subtle!
Then try to hang in the air, fly high, and then move forward.
As for speed, if you practice according to my brother's method, I can reach speed faster than ordinary monks according to my own words.
The height is not bad either!
The most important thing is that others can only achieve complete flight by ascending the dragon and hanging high in the air.
According to his method, you can fly as soon as you enter Denglong, but the speed is slower and the flight is lower.
This is undoubtedly a fatal attraction for Sect Leader Zhang Da.
This sect leader said, why can’t I practice it well?
Emotions should be practiced according to the serious techniques, and you have not reached the level of cultivation, right?
Fortunately, I found this old man's technique, which is to adjust your posture by farting. This kind of practice is unheard of!
Of course, it's best not to smell it, as the smell may be a bit strong.
Yes, the only drawback of this method is that the posture is not very elegant.
This point was directly ignored by Sect Leader Zhang Da.
Don't be afraid of shortcomings. This sect leader has seen all kinds of "shortcomings" along the way.
What's the matter? How can we still lack armor removal and charm?
Indecent posture?
Can there be indecent exposure to clothing?
Shameless things are nothing.
Start practicing!
Having built a pond in the backyard, Sect Leader Zhang D started to clean it up, striving to learn how to fly in the shortest possible time.
This has always been a pain in the heart of Sect Leader Zhang Da.
Just because he can't fly, every time he escapes, he has to take the back seat for others.
The last time I was in the Temple of Illusion, I almost ended up in the hands of a dung beetle!
too cruel!
Talking too much brings tears.
This kind of thing must never happen again. Especially now that he is the leader, wherever he is needed in the future, his opponents will definitely become stronger and stronger.
If you can't run, you'll be doomed sooner or later.
Have the people in the shrine ever heard of asking the envoy to go first?
Don’t understand any rules!
Complaining in his heart, Sect Leader Zhang became unusually diligent.
The daily practice time is up to a full hour!
An hour!
Sect Leader Zhang felt that he had to work too hard.
I was practicing that day when Lao Bald came trotting all the way again.
"Sect Master!"
You could tell by his voice that something must have happened again, and it was not a big deal.
He's already a great elder, but he's still not calm.
What does this mean?
It shows that what I have experienced is not enough!
People say that long hair means short knowledge.
The old bald man doesn't even have long hair, so he still has so little knowledge.
"What's wrong!"
Zhang Mo replied from the water.
Shui Qilin burped again next to him, and then collected his food to avoid being snatched away by Sect Leader Zhang Da again.
What's going on with the sect leader now? Why do you come here every day to snatch his things and eat them? It's so shameless.
"Sect Master, there's a fight, and there's another fight over in Youyuan."
When he heard that it was about Youyuan, Zhang Mo suddenly lost interest.
"Let's start a fight. It's best if we kill them all, so we don't have to harass my sect leader."
Zhang Mo stretched his hand to the side, intending to grab a roast chicken and nibble on it.
Unexpectedly, I didn't catch anything. When I turned around, I saw that all the food was hidden by the water unicorn.
Oh, you still protect your food, right?
Just wait, I have to deduct your rations for a day to help you lose weight.
"Sect Master, this is a big fight. Your adopted son was beaten by the Japanese Demons and the others and almost died!"
The old bald man drooled wildly and was extremely excited.
Zhang Mo didn't react when he heard the word "adopted son".
When I heard the Japanese demons attacking me again, I finally remembered.
"Oh, that cock-eyed evil demon, right?"
"Sect Master, I have red eyes!"
"Yes, yes, red corns. Why was he beaten? Did he eat someone else's corns?"
Even Lao Bald couldn't keep up with Sect Leader Zhang's thoughts.
After being stunned for a moment, he said: "Why do you want to eat other people's corns? Master, there is a war. The Japanese Demons and the others sneak attacked the Red-Eyed Evil Demon and almost killed him in the Red-Eyed Evil Demon's territory. As a result, the Red-Eyed Evil Demon As expected of a demon, he was actually prepared in advance and set up a triple trap, almost killing the Sun Demons and the others in one fell swoop. It is said that the fight was so dark that the sun and the moon lacked light. It was really..."
"Let's get to the point, what was the result?"
Sect Leader Zhang Da quickly interrupted Old Bald's words.
It would be perfect if this guy's words were as short as his hair.
"The result is that both sides lose, and no one does anything to the other. But the Sun Demon and the others failed once, and they obviously refused to give up. They began to mobilize their troops, preparing to kill the red-eyed evil demon in one go. The situation is critical now, and the red-eyed evil demon has written to you. A letter asking for help, please read it."
The old man finished speaking quickly.
But Sect Master Zhang directly refused: "Don't read the letter asking for help, don't read it. Just give him a four-word reply and there's nothing you can do to help!"
"ah?"
Lao Baldou said a little puzzled: "Sect Master, hasn't he already sacrificed his soul and asked you to be his adoptive father? Why don't you try to save him? With him here, we can have a handhold inside the abyss, and then It’s okay to eat away at the abyss, or it’s okay to swallow up the abyss. It’s not good to let him fail like this.”
Zhang Dazong shook his head and said: "I'm not interested, I can't control it. He also wants me to send people to help him fight. He wants to be nice. Let him fight by himself. He will die if he deserves it. Don't make trouble, that's it!"
Sect Master Zhang did not take it seriously at all.
He was dissatisfied with this red-eyed evil monster at first sight. This guy actually dared to glare at this sect leader.
Moreover, even if this guy sacrificed his soul, he still looked reserved and rebellious.
This sect master has no interest in his life or death.
Old Bald didn't dare to say anything anymore. The sect leader had already decided that this was the only way to go.
"Okay, Sect Leader, I'll get back to him right now."
The old man turned around and was about to leave.
Sect Leader Zhang suddenly stopped him again and said, "Wait a minute, Old Bald, there is one more important thing."
Lao Bald immediately turned around and said, "Sect Master, have you changed your mind?"
Sect Master Zhang frowned and said, "Changed your mind? Change your mind to what? I want you to get me a roast chicken quickly, hurry up!"