Chapter 834 Culture!
I saw a good poem today.
This is recorded.
"Poem of Killing a Man in Seven Steps"
Boil beans and roast bean poles,
Bean shouted in the pot.
They all have the same father,
Why do you want to cook me?
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 5313 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Continue chatting for free, a few hours later.
When Chief Zhang almost finished showing off a large table of food and several plates of side dishes, barely filling his stomach, everyone's writing finally came to an end.
As they were put away one by one, some people were full of confidence, some looked sad, and some even sighed, as if they couldn't perform well.
Commander Zhang looked at their various expressions and sighed with emotion: "It seems that some people wrote poorly, with a sad face!"
Lingguan smiled and said: "Zhang Zhang, don't look at these people's sad faces, but these people probably write the best. On the contrary, those who are full of confidence, I bet, their writing will not be good."
"Yeah?"
Ambassador Zhang said it was difficult to understand.
Master Jianwu said from the side: "The higher the level, the more they like to pretend!"
After saying that, he glanced at Chief Zhang.
Zhang Mo suddenly felt strange. What do you mean, are you targeting me?
This sect master never pretends!
Well……
At least not today!
Master Lingguan continued: "Look at these people who write like dragons and phoenixes. They don't even understand the profound meaning of Zhang Zhuzhi. For example, in this article, Zhang Zhu makes you look at it. What they actually wrote is, Zhang Zhuzhao makes you so handsome." , How Youtian is so pig-like, no, what he wrote is pig-like!"
Lingguan handed an article to Chief Zhang.
Upon hearing this, Commander Zhang immediately became angry.
"Who is this? You can't live with this. You wrote all these things, wipe them out for him, you must teach him a lesson!"
Take it over and take a look, damn it.
Written by Tang Ji!
Keep your eyes open and take a closer look.
The entire article is all about flattering the chief ambassador.
What is "a pig in heaven lasts forever, a pig spreads forever".
What is "looking fat but not fat, handsome like a pig".
You really flattered a pig's butt... Bah, bah, bah, you flattered a horse's butt. I have to kick you to death!
Commander Zhang looked like he smelled pig shit.
Why is it you!
Tang Ji, you are becoming more and more out of tune now.
I thought you were quite educated, why have you followed this sect leader for so long?
Not only has there been no progress at all, but it has also gone further and further off track?
This is definitely not the problem of this sect leader!
It's purely because he didn't learn well.
No wonder you weren't able to become a divine envoy. Judging from your level, you're far behind.
The world is so sophisticated, you have only learned to flatter people.
"Then erase this?"
Lord Kengo tilted his head and glanced, smiling.
Commander Zhang could only pinch his nose and eat back what he just said.
"Well, it's better not to be too harsh on them. This article is average, just get by!"
Lord Lingguan smiled and said, "Aren't you going to teach him a lesson?"
The envoy Zhang replied: "My lord, I need a lot."
Commander Jianwu looked at the pile of food in front of Commander Zhang and said with a smile: "It's really a lot."
Keep reading, Zhang Mo doesn't care much about anything else.
He just wanted to take a look at Mr. Yunshan and see if he could find a reason to pick a thorn or something.
If a gentleman is a gentleman, it is never too late for him to take revenge.
This sect leader takes revenge from morning to night.
It has to be said that most of these candidate divine envoys in the shrine are quite educated.
Gorgeous chapters, colorful sentences, and brilliant writing.
That culture is almost like Lord Kengo’s fat, it’s about to overflow.
It really shocked Commander Zhang.
Emotional people are so cultured, why can't they see it at ordinary times?
But maybe his brain is not very good, and most of the people are writing about Tianzhu, which really makes Chief Zhang feel angry.
It doesn’t matter if you don’t know the “King”. I can barely tolerate writing a pig.
But why are you all writing together with this sect leader? Looking for trouble, right?
Looking at Jianwu and Lingguan laughing so hard that their big teeth are about to fall off, you can see how funny these people wrote. It must be the master of various arrangements.
If it were Chief Zhang who was in charge of the examination, he would have to wipe you out one by one, all of you.
The remaining "iron-headed boys" are honestly writing about pigs.
If you write about pigs, just write about pigs. You don’t write about how to do it. You have to find the "profound" meaning from pigs, and all the "pig-killers" come out.
There are also people who want to find ways to practice from pigs, but it is really difficult for them.
Commander Zhang could only think of one move: "riding a pig and hitting the wall".
This guy can actually make up more than a dozen moves. This is not a cultural problem anymore, this is nonsense!
You can focus on cultivating this person in the future and go to Tianshenbao to work there. He will definitely be a good seedling. Even if you can't become a messenger, you can still dominate the newspaper industry in the future.
Finally, Chief Zhang read out Mr. Yun Shan’s article.
When he saw it for the first time, Zhang Dashu's eyes lit up.
Oops, Mr. Yunshan actually realized that he was actually writing about The King!
Good guy, he is worthy of being someone who has fought with this sect leader for many years.
You really know this sect leader!
Master Zhang felt a little strange in his heart.
There was a wave of excitement in his calm heart.
It's really a heart-breaking thing, I can't find it anywhere in the world just because... No, it's a close friend!
Involuntarily, Commander Zhang even felt a little tempted to let him go.
But it’s okay, just thinking about it.
It is impossible to let go.
Knowing this sect leader so well, he really cannot stay here.
Ambassador Zhang took the article and said, "This article is too far-fetched. The culture is a bit poor."
Lingguan didn't even need to read it, and said directly: "It must be Yun Fei's article."
Commander Zhang deliberately pretended to be stupid and said: "Really? I didn't look carefully. I'm not targeting anyone, it's purely about the article!"
Master Lingguan sighed and said, "Master Zhang, I have a lot of them."
Good guy, use my words to block this sect leader, right?
Commander Zhang was really choked and lost his temper for a while.
Jianwu said aside: "Let me say a few words. If Zhang Zhizhi thinks there is a problem, how about posting his article and letting everyone judge it publicly?"
After hearing this, Chief Zhang put the article away silently and said: "Then forget it. I just said it casually, not against anyone."
Commander Zhang still knew whether Mr. Yun Shan's article was good or not.
If you really post it, it will only increase the reputation of Mr. Yunshan.
Okay, I'll count on you.
Young Master Yunshan, wherever this sect leader goes, you follow me, you are a "fart"!
And the two chief envoys in front of me.
Ambassador Zhang gradually understood.
You two are just here to make trouble for this sect leader, and you are afraid that one person is not enough, so you have to form a group to find trouble together.
Okay, you two also wait, this sect leader will find an opportunity...
I have to get you to play mahjong together.