Chapter 842 Brotherhood
If God closes a door for you, you will definitely...
I'll let you wash up and go to sleep.
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 1935 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
An angry voice.
An even more angry face.
The whole person exuded a filthy smell, as if he had just peed on the bed.
That's right, he is the "Queen's Brother" of Sect Master Zhang, a fellow sufferer of the Jing Clan, Jie San!
Seeing him, Sect Leader Zhang wanted to curse.
First he said "F*ck", and then Zhang Dazong said loudly: "Lao San, old boy, you are really good at running. Do you know, I met that Jie Yi who looks similar to you. He almost killed me, It’s all your fault, you have to pay compensation!”
Jie San chuckled, took three steps and two steps back, pulled up a chair and sat next to Sect Master Zhang.
With a smile on his face, he said: "I know, I know. That's why I came here. Brother Zhang, you are still awesome. You crippled Jie Yi, so that I don't have to continue to be hunted all over the world." And the offensive and defensive aliens, now I have to hunt him down."
"What the hell? What's the relationship between the two of you? If you two are brothers killing each other, then I won't get involved in this matter!"
Sect Master Zhang waved his hands repeatedly.
Who cares about the trouble? Anyway, I don’t care.
Hearing this, Jie Sanyi hurriedly said: "We are definitely not brothers, but you are right about killing each other."
Sect Master Zhang didn’t quite understand.
What do you mean? Brothers cannibalize each other. What's wrong? Are you still sisters?
Sect Master Zhang couldn't help but look a little shocked.
Could it be that, old guy, are you still a man or a woman?
As soon as Jie San saw Zhang Laoba's expression, he knew that he must not be holding anything back.
He hurriedly said: "The situation is more complicated. You can understand it this way, the first calamity is me, the second calamity is me, the third calamity is also me, the three are one!"
Sect Master Zhang nodded and said, "Oh, so that's it."
Jie San thought he understood and was about to continue.
However, Sect Master Zhang followed: "But I don't quite understand. Can you explain it?"
Jie San was silent for a while.
Everyone in the world says that Zhang Laoba has a good brain. It would be boring for you to pretend to be like me now.
I already know your identity, but you still pretend to be stupid, that's too much!
But even so, Jie San still patiently explained: "You know, Zhan San Zhi. When I arrived in the virtual realm, I also had to pass this level. But because the skills I practiced were quite special, it was very difficult to pass this level. It was easy, so I wanted to do some fun, but something happened."
Upon hearing this, Sect Master Zhang was shocked.
WTF?
Rushing into the realm? Easier? So playing tricks?
What is going on in your head?
Public huts!
Can this be played too?
Sect Master Zhang suddenly felt his superiority in wisdom.
At least in the face of mental retardation, this sect leader is quite wise.
And the most indispensable thing in this world seems to be the mentally retarded.
"You want to laugh, don't you?"
Three tribulations.
Zhang Dazong said seriously: "Are you kidding? I have experienced more things than you have experienced women. I have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I will not laugh unless I can't bear it. live!"
After saying that, Sect Master Zhang became a little unable to hold himself tight, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice in a row.
Jie San looked at the corners of his mouth that were harder to suppress than his possessed energy, and said with an ugly expression: "You are obviously laughing and you haven't stopped."
Sect Leader Zhang Da replied: "I think of happy things."
Jie San was speechless for a while, choked for a long time, and then continued: "Forget it, forget it, I will continue. In short, to kill three corpses normally, you need either pills, Qi-moving mood, or formations and talismans. But I don't. I planned to play with the big one, and simply divide it into three, rush to the realm separately, and pass the level one by one. Then after I succeed, I can combine the three into one, and I will be able to move to the next level immediately, but I didn't expect that, Something went wrong as soon as the division was completed. After the division was completed, the breakthrough was successful, but because it was so successful, the other two rebelled, and they actually wanted to devour me."
Sect Master Zhang burst into laughter.
No matter what happens, they are all caused by themselves.
Jie San couldn't stand Zhang Laoba's laughter anymore, so he slapped the armrest of the chair and said, "You've been laughing at me, and you haven't stopped."
Sect Leader Zhang Da replied: "The little monster I raised has given birth to a baby, so I am happy."
Jie San glared and said, "Just talk nonsense."
Sect Master Zhang also felt that laughing like this could easily offend people, so he quickly restrained himself a little.
Then he asked: "You said they want to devour you, why? Aren't they your clones? Can you control them, can their clones rebel?"
Jie San scratched his head and said, "You're right. But the problem is that my technique cannot be regarded as an ordinary clone. Because they need to practice on their own to reach the realm, they all have three points from me. One of the souls, along with the memories, are also divided together."
Sect Master Zhang didn’t quite understand, so he quickly interrupted: “Wait a minute, let me figure it out. This clone of yours has your soul and your memory. Then how do you know they are clones? Is it me?"
Jie San didn't say anything, just stared at him.
Only then did Sect Master Zhang realize, his eyes became a little strange, and he said: "No way, you three all think that the other is a clone, and you are the original one. As long as you swallow the other two, you will be unified."
Jie San nodded and said: "Yes, your guess is accurate, but there is no reward!"
Sect Master Zhang took a breath of cold air.
"You're just kidding. Why don't you cut it into more pieces? You'll be the only one in this world from now on."
Jie San spread his hands and said: "If you cut it too much, you will really die. Okay, now you know the situation, so you have to help me."
"Why do I have to help you? I just want to listen to a story. What's wrong, you still have to pay for it!"
Sect Master Zhang didn't want to get involved with this.
This is worse than brothers killing each other.
Jie San grabbed Sect Master Zhang's hand and said, "Brothers who have been in battle together, you have to help me!"
"Let go, let go. Whoever has been in battle with you, don't get close to me like this. In this case, I will get you ten taels of silver, and you can leave quickly."
Sect Master Zhang and Jie Sanla started to fight.
For a long while, he couldn't break free from Jie San's hand.
This old guy is so shameless!
In the end, Jie San made a decisive move and said: "If you don't help me, I will write a letter to the Lord immediately. It's you who blocked his path to becoming a god and even exploded his clothes."
"Fuck, you're threatening me, right? Slander, pure slander."
"What, I'm threatening you. Let's do it together. The Lord saw me at that time. I wrote a letter. You can see if the Lord believes it or not."
"Let me tell you, this sect leader is not threatened, and your dirty tricks are of no use at all. I am purely considering the friendship between our brothers, so I plan to help you a little!"