Chapter 918 Persuasion
Three major illusions in life:
Start working hard tomorrow.
Must go to bed early today.
I'm definitely not bragging!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 2783 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
The banquet finally began.
Master Zhang started to have people coming here to toast like crazy.
He knew this would be the case, so Sect Master Zhang Da had intentionally cut down on his food intake since this morning.
Just to fight with everyone until dawn tonight.
For a rare moment of indulgence, Chief Zhang drank wine with everyone in a very friendly manner.
Maybe it's because I've seen this kind of situation too often, maybe it's because my cultivation level has increased.
Anyway, Sect Master Zhang is really at the point where he can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. He just drinks it. Have you seen Sect Master Zhang’s belly? These are all prepared wine jars, and they are almost the same in appearance.
A thousand cups of wine is too little when meeting a close friend, but when it comes to meat and vegetables, you will never pour it down!
Sect Leader Zhang Dazhao first pulled Jian Wu and had a rough chat with Lingguan.
Then he called Zuo Qiu and Jie Er over, holding hands and shouting earnestly: "Let's make peace, the world will be at peace!"
Whether it was Jian Wu and Lingguan, or Zuo Qiu and Jie Er, their expressions were indescribably weird.
That feeling of eating shit, wanting to vomit but being embarrassed to do so.
Seeing that they were silent, Zhang Dazong thought that they were still being "petty".
Immediately, Zhang Da, the "drunken peacemaker", said sadly: "Don't make the world uneasy just because of your personal grudges. Isn't it because he beat you two into seclusion for two years? Why don't you just give him a good beating? Zuo Qiu, you too, you are so bored, why are you trying to steal my sect leader's territory? You deserve to be beaten, come on, Jian Wu, Ling Guan, you two, beat him. Let’s make up after the fight, and let’s join hands and live in peace for eternity… No, no, it’s peace for eternity!”
Zuo Qiu opened his mouth slightly.
Zhang Laoba, what do you mean? Am I here to eat or to be beaten? Are you sick?
You are just avenging a private revenge!
Jianwu hurriedly said: "Zhushi Zhang, you drank too much, you drank too much. Come on, come on, Tang Ji, come here and help Zhushi Zhang over. He started talking nonsense!"
Zhang Dazong glared and said: "Who drank too much? I can drink well now. Why are you so disobedient? Oh, I can see it. You are still having a little emotion, right? In this way, I will write a picture for each of you. This word should be regarded as my promise. Tangji, bring a pen and paper!"
"Okay, Sect Master!"
Quickly, Tangji brought the pen and paper over.
Sect Master Zhang started to roll up his arms and sleeves, showing off his literary talent to everyone.
As soon as they saw this posture, the people around him immediately gathered around him.
It's rare to see Master Zhang using his brush and ink.
This is worth my money!
You know, in today's black market, anything remotely related to Master Zhang can be sold for sky-high prices.
How many people want to buy something from Master Zhang and take it back to worship. It is said to be particularly efficacious.
If it were a calligraphy treasure, the price would be unimaginable.
"It's over, it's over. Chief Zhang is going to show off his culture again!"
Among the crowd, the Divine Envoy Fangri knew some details and felt that something was going to happen.
With Ambassador Zhang’s culture, he might not be able to write anything.
This is going to be in the news!
"Quiet!"
Chief Zhang said loudly. There was sudden silence all around.
After a moment, I saw Master Zhang straightening his horse's stance, his energy sinking into his Dantian, and his pen moving like a dragon and a snake, all in one go.
A wonderful little poem immediately caught everyone's attention.
"Poetry for Peace"
Call today and do it tomorrow.
The day after tomorrow he was beaten to pieces again.
What a bunch of bastards,
Get the hell out of all of you!
After writing the last word "egg", Master Zhang finished his pen strokes and closed it!
The crowd watching around took a breath of cold air, this poem is really... damn good!
Look at this word...well, it's crooked. It doesn't matter, this is Qi Yun!
If you look at this sentence again...well, it's a complete mess. It doesn't matter, this is called tolerance!
If you look at the whole poem again...well, it's vulgar, it doesn't matter, it's irritating...it's so irritating!
Zuo Qiu and the spiritual officer were stunned.
Only Kenwu didn't know what to say, so he just laughed beside him.
Master Zhang finished writing a good poem, but no one supported him. How could this be possible?
Immediately cough twice and signal everyone to wink, otherwise this sect leader will give you all some color later.
Someone finally reacted and started applauding.
"Okay, okay, okay! Master Zhang is worthy of everyone, what a wonderful pen!"
"Oh, this is such a good poem that is rare to see in a century. It is full of majestic charm, majestic, so majestic!"
"That's right, Master Zhang's moves are extraordinary, very extraordinary!"
"Quick, quick, record this poem, it will be on the front page tomorrow."
…
The flattery is in place, this is the right atmosphere.
Only then did Master Zhang feel satisfied and handed his calligraphy treasure to Zuo Qiu and said: "I've given it to you. Don't say that I am stingy again in the future. Take it back and hang it up to look at more. Peace, peace is the most precious thing."
Zuo Qiu looked at the "broken poem" in front of him and really didn't want to accept it.
They just gave it to me and asked me to hang it up. I just want to hang you up, Zhang Laoba!
You can give me this thing too!
You might as well just write "harmony is most important" and give it to me.
Zuo Qiu stretched out his hand tentatively, but still didn't want to take it, as if there was shit on it.
After coughing twice, Zuo Qiu said: "Master Zhang, this calligraphy treasure is too precious. You should give it to Lord Lingguan. I think this poem matches the temperament of Lord Lingguan very well!"
Master Zhang smiled and said: "Don't worry, I will write another one for Lord Lingguan later. I will never favor one over the other!"
Upon hearing that Zhang Laoba wanted to write another one for himself, Lord Lingguan quickly stretched out his hand and asked Zuo Qiu to take the calligraphy treasure and said: "Take it. I don't need it. How can I ask Zhang Da to make it?" Mo Bao. Put it away, put it away!"
Zuo Qiu took the things and his expression became even more ugly.
He felt that he shouldn't have come this time and Chun Chun was insulted by Zhang Laoba.
Although I don’t know if Zhang Laoba wrote something like this to insult him, it would hurt the enemy a thousand times and hurt himself twelve thousand.
Everyone around was still applauding. This kind of scene was rare to see, and some started to applaud again after returning.
Ambassador Zhang is indeed a news wizard!
If his writing is average, it really won't make the front page. He has to write like this to be called "good"!
When everyone is happy, everything is a joyful moment.
Suddenly, there was a sudden thunder in the sky.
This thunder startled everyone.
Why, who is so ignorant that he dares to cause trouble at this time?
Unlikely!
When everyone was surprised, they discovered that the place where the thunder fell happened to be on the high platform.
The next moment, everyone looked around.
Suddenly, he saw a woman lying there almost completely naked.
And in the dark night, a crack in space appeared, as if it had just been torn apart.
Sect Master Zhang Dazhao pushed aside the crowd and stared at them.
In an instant, Sect Master Zhang saw a spar under the woman's neck.
Life Crystal!