Chapter 980 Holy Master Zhang
No one may believe the truth told by this sect leader.
But they must study carefully the farts made by our sect leader.
This is asking for trouble!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 6398 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
Xiao Huangan endured the excitement in his heart, but did not choose to wake up right now.
He knew his father's temper all too well.
Even if it was really planted, dad would not give it to him directly.
I am researching again and again, and I don’t know how long it will take.
Dad is the laziest!
You can tell by watching him make pots that he is surprisingly lazy.
People spend three days fishing and two days drying the nets.
Dad sleeps for three days and lets others fish for two days. As for drying the net, what kind of net is drying? If you dare to post something on the Internet, be careful to expose your face!
Xiao Huang secretly decided that this kind of thing could only be solved with his old skills.
Yes, that's stealing!
Just wait, wait until dad falls asleep one day, and steal it secretly.
Wait, how can stealing from dad be called stealing?
That's called taking!
As for making mistakes?
Are you kidding me? If a son doesn’t teach me, it’s his father’s fault. If I steal from my father, it’s his fault!
That’s it, it’s such a happy decision.
Xiao Huang closed his eyes again and pretended to sleep.
No one can discover his flaws!
I’ll steal daddy’s goodies!
…
Set sail and go home.
When he arrived he was vigorous and high-spirited.
When we went back, half of the people were gone, and the rest just wanted to sleep, and they all looked like they had been hollowed out.
But this big victory is definitely a turning point in their lives.
Anyone who can participate in this war and survive will have no problem raising their status by a few levels after returning.
Those who were a little more diligent even started writing articles for newspapers.
Are you kidding me? A battle of this level will definitely shock the world.
Those of them who have personally fought on the front lines and faced off against the Lord will be a hot commodity when they return.
It’s enough for them to brag for a lifetime!
Relying on the contribution of this group of "hard-working people", before Master Zhang Dazong returned to Wanguo, the newspaper first helped Master Zhang Dazong review the story.
The headline is "Holy Lord Zhang, the True God of Heaven and Earth!" 》
When Master Zhang saw this title, his first reaction was, who is spreading rumors about him again?
But after reading the article, Sect Leader Zhang could only chuckle.
The great hero who saves mankind from all over the world?
Is he so noble?
This sect leader is just doing it for his own little life.
However, there seems to be no conflict between the two, and they complement each other.
That’s all, I’ll let you brag about your bullshit this time.
Anyway, after this, I'm afraid no one will be able to come and expose his hideousness.
True God?
This title is really...speechless.
The Lord has wanted to get this "true God" all his life, but in the end, he was one step ahead of the Lord and did it in the newspaper.
In the eyes of Sect Master Zhang Da, the "true god" is just like that.
I haven't seen anyone else, but he interacts with him often.
Is the devil also a true god?
Therefore, the true god is only slightly more powerful than him.
His nickname is Zhang Laoba.
Then the true god is just the sixth child.
After a few chuckles, Sect Master Zhang threw the newspaper aside.
Looking at the sea outside, Sect Master Zhang lay down, rubbing his belly and smiling slightly.
Even if there are stormy waves, there will also be calm moments.
If you want to have enough food and have a day of leisure, who is like a god? I am a god!
…
after a while.
All nations, everywhere.
"Report, report, report, Zhang Dazong's main force will kill the Lord, and the world will be at peace!"
"Report, repay, repay, the palace of the gods has changed its owner, the generals of all countries have allied themselves, and Holy Lord Zhang is in charge of the world!"
"Report, report! Fresh and hot gossip, Holy Master Zhang will carry out reforms and promote the Holy Tree. From now on, famine will no longer exist, and the world will be prosperous!"
…
In the streets and alleys, from thousands of countries, news is flying all over the sky.
Some storytellers began to compile the deeds of Sect Master Zhang into a book vividly.
There were even more nefarious people who went around to inquire about the inside story, and then they were all impressed by the methods of Sect Master Zhang.
The more you know, the more you can feel the power of Holy Master Zhang.
The deeper you understand, the more you can understand how terrifying Holy Master Zhang is.
What does it mean to kill the enemy with wisdom and pacify the world with brains?
What is called planning as deep as the sea, relying on backhand to smooth things over?
The more Sect Master Zhang's story is discovered, the more people talk about it.
At this point, the name of Holy Master Zhang began to become a legend among legends, and all kinds of storytellers, poem writers, and jokers all liked to bring Holy Master Zhang along with them.
For example, a lunar eclipse is called "Tianzhu Eclipse" by many people to describe the power of Zhang Dazong.
Another example is the allusion "Lao Ba uprooted the Tongtian tree", which became a famous sentence describing a person's great strength.
In this regard, Sect Master Zhang was speechless after hearing this.
One day while listening to a pipa tune, I heard "The Pig Eclipses the Moon" again. Zhang Dazong couldn't help but said a few words, "Can you please stop using him as an allusion?" He immediately scared the girl who was playing the tune. Pipa covered her face.
As a result, the next day there was a new saying "Pig hugging the pipa and half covering the face", which was used to describe the modesty of the leader Zhang Da.
In this regard, the speechless Sect Master Zhang was even more speechless.
And he could only be speechless.
Because if he says anything else, he may add new idioms to the students.
He really didn't want to put any more pressure on these students!
Alliance matters are still being implemented smoothly.
Regarding the complete alliance of the three major forces to jointly govern the world, all three parties are in favor of it, and there is no special resistance.
The only problem is that the demon cultivators under Zhang Da are prone to causing trouble.
But Elder Yang, brought by Sect Master Zhang, has a complete set of governance methods, which are very effective and ensure that everyone is satisfied.
Even the demon cultivator who was tortured to death by Elder Yang must be praised! (Otherwise, even corpses would be uneasy)
After Yang Shuo and the others arrived at Wan Guo, they were first extremely surprised by the huge power that Sect Leader Zhang had now.
Although they were somewhat mentally prepared for this.
But after they really knew that Zhang Da Sect Leader was now the boss of all nations, they were still shocked and their faces were flushed red and excited.
If the sect leader is the boss, then they are at least the best among the best.
Looking at the people under his command, Yang Shuo and the others were all saying "fuck" for ten days in a row.
Even Lao Li, who had always been a thief, immediately felt that he was late after he figured out how rich and powerful the clan leader was now.
If I had known that the sect leader was so awesome, who would still be staying in his hometown!
What a thousand women, less! Too little!
In Wan Guo, one must start at least 10,000.
What?
Does the sect master still have power in the abyss?
There are even a lot of aliens from the abyss who have taken refuge?
No problem with snake girls!
Oh my God!
Sect Master, I, Old Li, came too late!
Elder Li beat his chest and felt that he had wasted countless hours, and all the concubines in his hometown who had a thousand rooms were immediately forgotten.
First go to the abyss and see the snake girl!
Well, great!
Sect Master, can I play with this bull head?