Chapter 993 Are you sick?
It was rainy and windy last night, so I had to eat meat without sleeping.
I asked the little cook, but he said the elbow was still the same.
Do you know?
It is difficult to lose weight if you are fat.
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 6256 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
"Do it, do it! Take down the little golden tree and kill Zhang Laoba. Lord Long, you can become a god too!"
The remnant soul of the Lord has obviously started to go a little crazy.
Seeing Xiao Huang opening the door to heaven, this is undoubtedly his best opportunity.
Even the Lord no longer calls Zhang Laoba for seizing the body.
It is not impossible to kill Zhang Laoba directly.
Yunfei was completely silent at the moment.
Because he was really not sure whether the current situation was Zhang Laoba's trap or a real opportunity.
Is it that simple?
Is the road to becoming a god so easy?
Zhang Laoba can open the door to heaven wherever he sleeps.
Lord, God Palace, what on earth have you been doing all these years!
Long Jun thought and thought, and then walked slowly behind Xiao Huang.
Xiao Huang was trying hard to open the door to the sky when he suddenly felt someone approaching. He couldn't help but turn his head and look back at Long Jun and said: "What are you doing here? Don't disturb me. I'm working. Hush, if I let the old man If dad finds out that I stole his stuff, it’ll be over.”
Long Jun said calmly: "Do you know what you are doing? You are opening the door to heaven!"
Xiao Huang was immediately surprised and said: "What? It's actually the Gate of Heaven!"
Long Jun nodded and said: "Yes, stop it."
Xiao Huang then said excitedly: "What is the Gate of Heaven? Is it the treasure house gate where good things are hidden!"
Long Jun was almost angry to death.
You don’t know anything about feelings, so why are you surprised?
No, what kind of father gives birth to what kind of son.
The way you act stupid and dumbfounded is exactly what Zhang Laoba learned.
Long Jun held his forehead. At this moment, the remnant soul of the Lord in his head began to roar.
It's a pity that Long Jun has his own ideas.
To be more precise, she doesn't want to kill Zhang Laoba now.
Reaching out his hand, Long Jun suppressed Xiao Huang's movements and prevented him from continuing to open the door to the heaven.
Xiao Huang was stunned for a moment and looked at Long Jun blankly.
Long Jun said solemnly: "Zhang Laoba tried his best and counted all the world before closing it. You can't open it again."
Xiao Huang said nothing, with a strange expression on his face.
Long Jun thought Xiao Huang was stubborn and couldn't understand it.
Just as he was about to curse a few more words, Xiao Huang lowered his voice and said, "You used too much force just now. You made a mark on Dad's belly. Dad is about to wake up."
Long Jun suddenly felt his hair standing on end.
Then I saw that Sect Master Zhang Da had indeed stopped snoring and seemed to be waking up.
But at this moment, Long Jun suddenly felt severe pain in Xiao Huang's hand.
He quickly stopped his hand, and then he saw a starlight light up from the belly of Sect Master Zhang, followed by the surrounding water rippling.
"What's this?"
Long Jun was shocked.
Xiao Huang said loudly: "You idiot, you triggered the restriction."
Mr. Long simply looked like a lost dog.
"How are you sure it wasn't you who triggered it? No, was it Zhang Laoba who triggered it?"
Long Jun felt that he had been tricked again.
Xiao Huang said loudly: "I won't trigger it. This restriction will not attack me at all. If you are fine, why don't you come here and press it? You must be sick!"
Xiao Huang was about to be pissed off. He was so close to completely opening the door to heaven, just so close!
Dad is also awake. Damn it, is it really a failure?
"Xiao Huang, Xiao Longren? What are you two doing? Damn it, it's too much. You're here to eat the skin of my sect leader's feet again, right?"
Sect Master Zhang woke up suddenly, and then angrily scolded these two guys for their shamelessness.
Damn it, Xiao Huang actually woke up.
You must have woken up early!
You're pretending to sleep with me again, don't you? You deserve a beating!
Sect Master Zhang frowned, and Xiao Huang felt deeply that he was about to be beaten.
"The wind is tight, pull!"
With a ghost roar, Xiao Huang simply turned into a golden light, and then got into the gate of the sky.
It has to get in through this gap.
Hahaha, what about the Gate of Heaven? Let me see what’s behind it!
"What are you doing, what are you doing! What are you doing in my sect leader's belly? Oh, shit. This sect leader doesn't want to have a baby. Go away! This sect leader doesn't want to give birth to you!"
Sect Leader Zhang was frightened by Xiao Huang's actions. It's really too much. What do you think of this sect leader?
Although this sect leader usually shouts about being your father and mother, now, this sect leader doesn’t really want to be your mother!
Your mother!
Sect Master Zhang was extremely frightened and wanted to drag Xiao Huang out.
Unfortunately, it was too late, and Xiao Huang actually got in.
At the same time, the gate of the sky shines brightly, and a huge force spreads out directly along with the space-time galaxy.
This time, not only did they rush out of Sect Master Zhang's bedroom, but they even directly enveloped the entire palace. Even Yang Shuo and the others saw stars suddenly appearing around them, and everything rippled like water.
Well……
what's the situation?
Is the sect leader doing something else?
"Gate to Heaven!"
Within Dragon Lord, the remnant soul of the Lord let out its final roar.
Then Long Jun's body was ignited, and then Xiao Long Jun began to change rapidly.
The body becomes bigger, more prominent when it should be, and slender when it should be.
Almost in the blink of an eye, Long Jun returned to his normal appearance, and at the same time he was still glowing with white flames.
Sect Leader Zhang’s eyes widened even more. He really is a dragon king!
Now seeing the Dragon Lord transform back with his own eyes, Sect Leader Zhang D suddenly felt a little panicked.
She doesn't want to kill this sect leader!
Oh, don't do this. If it doesn't work, how about I rub your feet right now?
This sect master must rub it hard!
"kill!"
Long Jun's eyes changed, as if he was competing with a remnant soul for control of his body.
He stretched out his hand and took a step forward, but the next moment Long Jun held his hand again.
"This is my body, you can't take it away!"
Long Jun roared angrily, and his body suddenly lit up with five colors of light.
This light overshadowed Bai Yan, but it forced Bai Yan out of the body.
Visible to the naked eye, half of the Lord's face appeared in the white flames.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!"
The remnant soul of the Lord has no intention of continuing to fight for the body with the Dragon Lord.
Relying on this bit of divine fire, he forcibly squeezed out Long Jun's body, then turned into a white light and went straight to Zhang Laoba.
To be more precise, it flew towards Zhang Laoba's belly button.
"You come too!"
At the critical moment, Master Zhang showed extraordinary speed.
There is no other way, I really don’t want to be “pregnant with two”.
He doesn't want tomorrow's top news to be "Zhang Dazong has several babies at one time, showing off both a mother and a pig!"
He quickly turned over and felt his butt getting hot.
Oh no, I forgot that there are eyes in the back.
Damn, that's too much!
Unmoving as a mountain!