Chapter 995 What do you want to say?
I used to be young: To be a good person, you must get out of your comfort zone!
Now Lao Cheng: This sect leader needs to expand his comfort zone!
——Taken from the Supreme Holy Demon of Heaven and Earth, Chapter 7538 of "My Diary" by Demon God Zhang
The long river of time and space.
Out of control river!
Master Zhang Da was spinning around and around, wishing he could vomit out all the breakfast, lunch, lunch, dinner, midnight snack and dessert he had today.
The body went directly into a dark place.
More terrifying than any space rift, the endless darkness seemed to swallow him completely, leaving only the invisible forces around him constantly pushing him up and then down again.
Following Sect Master Zhang were his unlucky men.
Everyone seems to have lost their power here.
No matter what vitality or cultivation level, they are completely useless and can only spin and spin.
I don’t know how long it took, but Sect Master Zhang and others finally fell heavily somewhere.
At this time, the benefits of having more fat are reflected, shock absorption!
With an ouch, Sect Master Zhang stood up and took a look.
Surrounded by the light of thousands of stars, the silver light flies by beneath my feet. The place where he landed was like a special platform. Looking forward, beyond the stars, there was endless darkness.
What kind of crappy place is this?
It looked a bit like a crack in space, but Sect Master Zhang D did not see any light from the space passage.
Behind him, Yang Shuo, Lao Li and others ran over quickly. Lao Li hugged Sect Master Zhang's thigh and started howling.
"Master, are we dead now? We have arrived in the legendary underworld! You have to say a few good words for me. I, Lao Li, have been doing good deeds throughout my life. Is it okay for me to be reincarnated into a wealthy family?"
Sect Master Zhang suddenly felt as if he had eaten a dead mouse.
"What? You? Do good deeds and do good deeds. Can you write these four words?"
Next to him, Yang Shuo couldn't stand it anymore and said: "Old Li, you are a bit too shameless, even though you have no shame yourself. Let's not talk about anything else, let's just talk about your thousand concubines. You can’t say you’re doing good deeds. How much harm have you done!”
When Lao Li heard this, he stopped hugging his thighs and immediately stood up and said: "You know what? Those are girls from poor families. I pulled them out of poverty, gave them glory and wealth, and ensured their stability for the rest of their lives. , and the family is happy. I haven’t even touched them all year round, and I have given them all my money. This is not considered doing good deeds and accumulating virtue!"
Lao Li shouted louder and louder, making Sect Leader Zhang confused.
Don't say it yet, don't say it yet...
Forget it, you better stop talking.
"Don't worry, this is not the underworld!"
Sect Master Zhang suddenly said loudly.
Lao Li hurriedly replied: "Really? Master, how do you know?"
Zhang Dazong raised his hand and pointed: "I've only heard that there are ox-headed horse noodles in the underworld, but you haven't heard of meatballs!"
Everyone looked at the place pointed by Sect Master Zhang, and sure enough, a group of silver balls appeared quickly.
The silver ball has arms, but no feet, and relies on bouncing to walk.
The big meatballs can be several feet tall, and the small ones are taller than Lao Li.
Each of them holds a sledgehammer with shining silver light in his hand, shining like a star, and the round tip on the head is still flashing.
As soon as these guys appeared, they surrounded Sect Leader Zhang Da and others. At a glance, there must be tens of thousands of them.
"Come here, guard!"
Sect Master Zhang shouted, then calmly stepped back behind Lao Li.
If the opponent's monster comes with bad intentions, it's time to use your subordinates.
A big silver ball came out of the battle, holding two giant hammers, and then started chattering.
Even though Sect Master Zhang was so knowledgeable, he didn't understand what it was saying.
"What's it talking about?"
Sect Master Zhang asked.
It turned out that his subordinates were less educated than him and even less likely to understand.
Silver Ball seemed to see that they didn't understand, and immediately started to change the language again.
From chirping birds to grunting, and finally a sudden sentence.
"A bunch of melons, they can't understand anything they say, they're brainless!"
Immediately, Sect Master Zhang spoke out: "That's it. I can understand this. Which one of you is here?"
Seeing that they could finally understand a language, Silver Ball quickly adjusted and said: "Humans, who let you break into the flow of time? Do you know that this is not where you should come? Sun, your immortal Banban, You are causing trouble for us!"
This time, not to mention Sect Master Zhang, everyone else present could also understand.
Powanzi's curse words are quite standard!
Silver Ball continued: "I count to three, get out of here! Where are you coming from, where are you going, don't go crazy!"
Sect Master Zhang nodded repeatedly. He also wanted to leave. It would be better if these meatballs could show them the way to go.
Sect Master Zhang was about to speak, but Lao Li unexpectedly said: "You bullshits, pay attention to your tone. The one who is talking to you now is the Lord of the Divine Palace, the Lord of the Demon Sect, the Lord of All Nations, the God The leader of the alliance, the only leader of mankind, Zhang Laoba, the leader of Zhang Da. Kneel down and salute first, otherwise when the leader gets angry, all of you bullshits will be steamed, you know? The leader will eat your butts alive. , understand?”
After Lao Li finished speaking, he smiled flatteringly at Sect Master Zhang. That means, Sect Master, do you think what I said is good or not? It will boost your own ambition and destroy the prestige of others.
Sect Leader Zhang Da only felt that it was a mistake to call Lao Tu and the others to Wan Guo.
You are here to trick this sect leader!
Sure enough, when the old bald man finished saying this, Silver Ball became angry.
With a wave of his hand, a bunch of balls started to hit the demon cultivators directly.
As soon as the fight started, everyone realized that here, their magic energy and so on could not be used at all.
The only thing that can be used is his own body.
The physical attack falling on Silver Ball was no different from hitting cotton.
The force was released instantly, and then the huge hammer hit their bodies.
With just a slight touch, they felt the pain coming from the depths of their souls.
Everyone fell to the ground wailing!
Never mind climbing the dragon, even the overlord will fall.
The only one who could stand still and fight hand-to-hand with the meatballs was Chang Nier.
She was surrounded by a group of balls, but she still persisted!
Sect Master Zhang's eyes widened, and he was ready to move like a mountain and remove his armor.
After waiting for a while, he found that all the balls had bypassed him.
He had no intention of hitting him at all.
The demon cultivators on the ground, including Lao Li and Yang Shuo, were all wailing, but no one died.
Sect Master Zhang didn’t understand why at all.
He immediately raised his hand and said: "Stop!"
Originally, Sect Master Zhang had the second half of his sentence, "I have something to say."
But before any words were spoken, all the balls really stopped.
Silver Ball, who had just spoken, walked up to Sect Leader Zhang, winked and said, "God, what do you want to say?"