Chapter 235: Hokage Advisor, please be a human being!
"Uh...just pretend I didn't say it.
Jiraiya scratched his messy hair in embarrassment, and under Tsunade's disgusted gaze, he walked away with a smile:
"Then, I'll leave this child Naruto to you. If he doesn't obey, just take care of him. I'll leave first."
"Please!!!"
The voice was still lingering in the Hokage's office, but the person had disappeared.
Grandpa Jiraiya actually ran away?
Leave me in charge of this guy?
Naruto couldn't believe his ears.
Was he abandoned like this?
Look at what I did, I was harmed by you! !
Seeing Naruto looking at him, Shikamaru bulged his face in dissatisfaction.
He decided not to play with Naruto for a while!
This kid wants to die and drags himself into the water. I am a loudmouth. How long do I have to write this?
Hiss, it hurts! !
Shikamaru never thought that one day his father would rush to school and arrest him, and then take him home and beat him up.
In the past, it was his mother who beat him, but today it happened to be the other way around.
However, considering how cruel his mother was in beating people, Shikamaru felt that it was actually quite good to be beaten by his father.
At least it doesn't require mother's intervention.
What's light and what's serious, he still knows the right amount.
"Hiko, look at this kid Shikamaru..."
After explaining everything that needed to be explained, Lu Jiu also planned to retreat.
But his son is still in the Hokage's office, so he can't take him back!
Just throw it to Hiko together, since Hiko has to keep an eye on Naruto anyway.
"Go, go, and notify the barbecue shop for me and ask them to send some ingredients and tools. I'm going to treat Mr. Hokage to a barbecue."
Yan waved his hand nonchalantly.
Anyway, it’s good to watch one, but it’s still good to watch two! Just in time to let this pair of brothers and sisters know why the spicy guy has such a spicy mouth.
"You can have this."
Tsunade hadn't eaten barbecue for a while. When she heard the word "barbecue", she almost drooled. She quickly shouted to Shikaku:
"Send me a few bottles of wine."
Nara Shikaku: "..."
I seriously suspect that you want to eat barbecue in the Hokage's office to satisfy these two little brats, but I have no proof.
"yes."
After giving his son and Naruto a sympathetic look, Shikuma slipped away, leaving behind a tearful Shikamaru who wanted to bite the end of his pen into pieces.
Father, are you abandoning me like this?
The things needed for the barbecue were delivered quickly. Although it was a bit troublesome to deliver the things, I couldn't help it and the money was so generous!
Besides, this was sent to the Hokage's office building. What's wrong with Hokage-sama eating barbecue?
Arrange directly!
"Hi Not bad, not bad."
Tsunade commented while eating.
Shizune ate, her mouth bulging, and nodded in agreement.
Because she had to pay off debts, her and Tsunade's living standards were a bit low. As for the food provided by the Hokage's office building, it was okay not to mention it.
I haven't had barbecue for a long time, and I'm really hungry.
Woohoo, Yan is the best, you can follow him to start a small stove at any time.
Shizune was so moved that she wanted to cry.
Listening to the sound of the three eating barbecue, Naruto and Shikamaru were about to cry.
The two little guys drooled all over the floor, but they didn't dare to look back.
I can only sniff hard and take a few more puffs to relieve my greed.
Damn it, the lunch box is still in school and I haven’t eaten it yet. I’m so hungry.
Shikamaru whined inwardly.
It's all your fault, not you, how did I end up in this situation?
Feeling extremely angry, Shikamaru glared at Naruto again;
Naruto, who knew he was wrong and felt guilty, could only lower his head hard and not look into Shikamaru's eyes.
He just wants to finish writing One Hundred Thousand My Wrongs as soon as possible, and then go back early and stay away from the devil Uchiha Yan!
In school, stay away from Hinata, the elder wife of Uchiha!
I can’t afford to offend you, but I can’t afford to hide?
Naruto was not afraid of being scolded or beaten, but the punishment given by Yan was terrible.
A hundred thousand times I was wrong, and it could kill someone.
Wait, Shikamaru's "One Hundred Thousand Me is Big Mouth"...doesn't it have more words than me?
It seems like there are only... 200,000 words more!
Thinking of this, Naruto counted on his fingers and suddenly felt happy.
Don’t be sad when you are underestimated and disappointed.
Think more about others. What if someone is worse off than you?
At this time, Naruto had this mentality. After weighing it up, he immediately became happy when he found that Shikamaru was even worse.
What are you kidding about?
You are so nagging, but you can still laugh after being punished?
Shikamaru didn't know why, but when his eyes saw the scrolls on the table between the two of them, he immediately reacted.
Damn it! ! !
I was wrong, just three words!
I am a big mouth is five!
In other words, he wrote two-thirds more words than Naruto, nearly double! ! !
Realizing the problem, Shikamaru almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
I'm so depressed! ! !
I just said something casually. Do I have to accept such a terrible and cruel punishment?
Shikamaru's mentality exploded!
He swore that he would never talk too much or nag Naruto again!
This kid is a disaster.
Tsunade was in a good mood as she happily ate barbecue and drank some wine.
Although there was a blush on her face, she still had no intention of putting down the bottle of wine, and Shizune did not persuade her to drink less today.
"By the way, I have decided to make you qualified for the position of Hokage's assistant. The appointment letter and seal are on the table. Remember to take them with you when you go back."
If it weren't for the fear of someone gossiping, Tsunade would have wanted to put Hiko in this position.
Now that the name is justified, even the Third Hokage has nothing to say.
"I don't know if other villages have taken action. I really look forward to the head-on confrontation between them and the Akatsuki organization."
"Instead of expecting this, you should be prepared for war first."
Yan ate a piece of barbecue and said lightly.
"What do you mean? War?"
Tsunade, who was drunk and hazy, suddenly sobered up a bit.
"The war against the Akatsuki organization and the Rain Ninja Village."
When he was almost done eating, Yan put down his chopsticks and expressed his guess:
"Among the four major ninja villages, Suna Ninja Village and Kiri Ninja Village will most likely choose to remain silent if they suffer losses from the Akatsuki organization.
Since you are not as strong as others and you cannot attack directly, you should be patient first. "
"Judging from the characters of Yagura and Rasa, as well as the situation in Kiri Ninja Village and Suna Ninja Village, they will endure it."
"But Yun Ninja Village and Iwa Ninja Village are different. As long as there are many people dying in these two villages, as long as Onoki and Raikage Ai feel that they have been provoked, the village will suffer too much loss!
They will definitely use war to solve the problem!
Maybe other villages will be involved, and the possibility of the five major ninja villages launching a war against the rain ninja village will not happen. "
"So you have to be mentally prepared."
Ai has a bad temper and suffers nothing, and Ohnoki is not much better.
Although his temper is not as explosive as that of Raikage, he is stubborn.
Once the village sent a large number of teams into the Rain Ninja Village, nothing was harvested.
When they became angry, these two people definitely didn't mind starting a war to solve the problem.
This is their confidence.
It is also the tragedy of the small village.