Chapter 318: Thief eats chicken

  Facts proved that the salted fish leaped in the air and turned 360 degrees. After landing, it was still a salted fish.

  The person who invented the phrase "salted fish turn over" is simply poisonous.

  In the end, the iron rod is still Qin Ze, which is both painful and sad.

  Actually, if he could slap Ziyan tonight, it would be a hell.

  Women, such creatures, are too hypocritical, they like to refuse and welcome, half-push half-and-half. So a man should keep playing hooliganism, failing to do it once, failing to do it twice... After a long time, it really does not happen.

  Bah, after a long time, I can always catch it.

  If men don’t play hooligans, they have no chance at all.

  This is what Qin Ze saw from the Internet. The Internet also said that the bottom line must be constantly tested and constantly broken. Then it will happen naturally.

  In the past, Qin Ze had all kinds of peerless magic skills, but he had no match. Now he has sister Zijin.

  ...

  This Saturday, I had breakfast.

  Qin’s sister and brother chose to be salted fish at home, doing nothing and taking a day off. For white-collar and gold-collar workers with a fast-paced life and high work pressure, it is the happiest thing to be able to wake up naturally on weekends.

  At ten in the morning, Baby Qin put on yoga clothes and practiced yoga on the yoga mat in the living room.

  The horse is split apart, the two long legs are straight and well-proportioned, and the feet are white and tender. She was lying on her stomach, with her two lotus arms resting on the ground. People with weak body flexibility would never do this posture.

  Qin Ze and Wang Ziying are sitting on the sofa, one is reading novels, the other is watching TV series.

  Sister Zijin has a true love for TV dramas, especially family ethics dramas and Gongdou dramas. She is afraid of **** plots and ridiculous settings. She can watch them with relish.

  In the eyes of Qin Ze, ethical dramas and Gongdou dramas are a routine. The male protagonist has invincible appearance and high coldness. The heroine is silly, white and sweet, with her own eye-catching buff. The male lead loves the female lead deeply, and the female lead loves the male lead deeply, but the male lead will hate the female lead because of misunderstanding in the early stage. In the later period, the heroine should hate the hero for various reasons. Both sides stabbed each other and crit 999.

  If it’s a costume drama, then it’s not gone. The male protagonist must be the heroine's homicide.

  Once, Qin Ze asked her: These are all the same routines, won’t you get tired after a long time?

  The prince blinked his eyes: Tired, but the highlights need to be searched for by yourself. If you look carefully, it will give you a lot of inspiration.

  Qin Ze asked again: What inspiration?

  Prince Yan pointed to the Gongdou drama he was watching, and said: Look, this imperial concubine pushed her daughter into the water, not only blaming the enemy, but also receiving sympathy from the emperor. Living in the palace is actually the same as living outside. It tells us that if we want to live, we must find a way to kill our competitors.

  You are watching the ending behind her. The emperor discovered her sinister and vicious nature and dragged her into the cold palace. This also shows that things that are not visible must be hidden. Men like pure and silly girls, and their vicious fangs must not be exposed in front of men.

  Qin Ze was sweating coldly.

  ...

  Looking at the novel, watching, Qin Ze's eyes moved away from the phone screen uncontrollably, and focused on her sister's prone body. To be precise, it was the chest that "looked horizontally like a ridge and a peak on the side".

  Yoga clothes are very loose in the air, and her posture is basically delicate.

  Unfathomable, unfathomable.

  Good elder sister, the scenery is old. 36D wins over fire, the weapon is hidden in yoga clothes.

  Suddenly there was a sound of grinding teeth in his ears. When he looked sideways, Wang Ziyan gave him a hard look and said, “I want to move my muscles and bones when I stay at home all the time. Baby, let me try yoga.”

  Fart, we only finished running in the morning.

  Baby Qin straightened up when he heard the words, stretched out coquettishly, "Then you come."

  Sit on the sofa, his big **** arched his brother: "Aze, help sister to wash some grapes."

  Sister’s little pony, she washes the grapes.

   didn't notice the sorrowful look in Wang Ziyan's eyes at all.

  There was Kyoho grapes that Qin Ze bought for her when she was running in the kitchen. My sister only ate grapes but not raisins, saying that raisins could not spit the skin, which was disgusting.

  After washing the grapes, Baby Qin leaned on his younger brother to eat, spitting out the grape skins in her ruddy little mouth.

   "Is it sweet?" Qin Ze asked.

   "Sweet!" Baby Qin smiled sweetly.

   "Then give me food."

   "Ah" Baby Qin feeds his brother one, "Is it sweet?"

   "Sister’s grape," Qin Ze gave a thumbs up: "Sweet!"

   "Ahem!" Wang Ziyan suddenly got angry and fell softly to the ground.

   "Baby Qin, come and help me." Wang Ziyan called.

  It's obviously my boyfriend, why does it feel like being shown off by dog ​​food.

asshole!

  Turn the table up!

   "You press the waist for me, I can't bend down." Wang Ziyan said.

   "Oh." Baby Qin moved over and knelt on Wang Ziyan's back with his knees, pressing her on the ground, her face on the ground.

  "My waist, my waist...broken, ahem, ahem..." Wang Ziyan screamed.

  "It’s not like that, don’t kneel up, Aze...Help..."

  Sister Ziying, who was falling apart, collapsed.

   Speaking of it, although sister Ziying exercises every day, she is not a dancer. She feels the roots of her thighs are burning when she splits her leg. Of course, the flexibility of her waist cannot be compared with that of Qiqiguai.

   He knelt for more than ten seconds in a cruel heart, and then "suddenly realized" got up and pretended: "Oh, Zijin, are you okay? Blame me, I'm not sure of the measure."

  The prince was lying on the ground, curled up into a ball, very pitiful.

  Qin Ze shuddered suddenly. He clearly saw that his sister was looking at sister Jin with indifferent eyes just now, just like a big guy watching a salted fish, and the group leader is stunned.

  Does sister know something?

  The physically and mentally exhausted Wang Zijin climbed onto the sofa to cultivate, Baby Qin continued to do her own yoga, still a single horse, put the grapes in front of him, and did yoga while eating.

   "Aze, help my sister press down." My sister said softly: "Hurry up."

  Qin Ze walked around behind her sister, pressed both palms against her back, slowly pressing her down.

   "Help my sister time, five minutes."

"Oh."

  After pressing for a while, my sister began to pant, her cheek flushed, she clenched her teeth and persisted.

  Prince Yan also came over, his eyes rolled, and suddenly he remembered an interesting thing.

  She got up, climbed to the edge of the sofa, leaned out cautiously, and kissed Qin Ze.

   Then retaliated squinting and shot at Baby Qin.

   Then, she leaned out again, kissed Qin Ze on the cheek again, and kissed on the mouth again, this time sticking out her little fragrant tongue and licking his lips.

  Baby Qin didn't notice it at all.

  Qin Ze was stunned, fucking, sister Zijin can really play.

  It turns out that you are such a tissue.

  The thieves are excited.

   There is a kind of cheating cheating with her sister behind her back.

  诶, there seems to be something wrong.

  The idea of ​​Wang Ziyan was learned on the Internet, such as a couple hugging while a woman kisses others. Another example is a couple hugging, while the boyfriend and another man are holding hands behind their backs.

  Prince Jin had an idea and started an experiment on the spot. It feels super stimulating, it makes my girlfriends cuckold, so sour and refreshing.

  诶, is there something wrong?

  Asshole, I am the real girlfriend.

  Fall!

  Qin Ze looked bewildered, and sister Zijin seemed to suddenly...like eating dead flies.

  I brushed my teeth in the morning.

  I didn’t eat garlic.

   "I have a donkey I never ride."

Ringtones.

  "Is it my phone?"

"not mine."

  Qin Ze took out his cell phone, and it seemed that the caller said, "It's our hot-hearted radish."

  He answered the phone: "Dad."

  "Are you free today?" The old man's honest voice.

  "Yes, my sister and I are at home, we are resting today." Qin Ze automatically switched to the good boy mode.

   "Then come to school to help me in class." The old man said.