Chapter 154
Uchiha Itachi is right, no matter how strong people are, there are weaknesses. Itachi’s own weakness is Sasuke, and Tsunade’s weakness is blood phobia, and the two who died. , Senju Nawaki and Kato Dan.
Buy drunk...
Even a person as strong as Senju Tsunade, when attacked to a soft soft heart, she can only drink, buy drunk, let alcohol Anesthetize yourself so that your heart will not hurt so much.
"Tsunade-sama, you have already drunk a lot, don't drink anymore." Shizune persuaded with a worried look. At this time, there were already seven or eight empty hip flasks on the table. They are all high-quality shochu.
Tsunade has a good drinker, and it’s not easy to get drunk. Although there are two blobs of red on his face, his consciousness is still very clear, and he said: "Stop talking, Shizune, I want Hah! "
"Tsunade!"
"Hi, Tsunade beauty."
I heard two people calling themselves, and one of them dared to use her directly The name "Tsunade beauty", Tsunade lifts the head, but saw that he really didn't expect to be here, just the two people I saw today.
"Jiraiya, Naruto, why are you here?"
"Finally found you, Tsunade, I'm exhausted." Jiraiya said cheekily, completely unaware of Naruto Contempt in the eyes over there.
Where is your old toad tired, obviously everyday all, okay? Fortunately, it wasn't to spend my money, or I would use Rasenshuriken to hack you. This is what Naruto really thinks.
Naruto and Jiraiya sat opposite Tsunade together. Naruto frivolous greeted Tsunade, "Tsunade beauty, long time no see, and beautiful Shizune elder sister." The last time we met was at Chunin. A few days before Exams third stage, now, plus the time to search for Tsunade, almost a month has passed.
Tsunade curl one's lip, obviously a little uninterested, Shizune gave Naruto a helpless look and said: "Naruto, can you not call me with such a strange name?" Beautiful Shizune elder Sister, Shizune is very happy to praise her for her beauty, but it always sounds weird.
"Aiya, don't care about such small things." Naruto smiled and hit haha, then took a jug from Tsunade, because there were not many glasses, he simply put the whole jug of shochu into his mouth fall.
"Hey, kid, you are not an adult yet." Tsunade glared at Naruto and said.
Naruto suffocated the whole pot of shochu in one sip. There was a burning sensation in his throat and stomach. He gritted his teeth and took a breath, and said, "Ah, it’s not the first time I drank alcohol anyway. And what the eyes see may not be the truth. People are often deceived by their own eyes. Even Uchiha Clan’s soul portrayal eyes have invisible deceptions."
"You Kid..." Tsunade squinted his eyes, reached out and squeezed Naruto's ears, and said, "Where did you guys learn to speak differently."
Naruto flipped through Tsunade, a Byakugan , Said: "Does this thing still need to be learned? You go out and find someone to come over and seal the Nine-Tails in his body. Within a month, I promise him to see through what is life."
"You make sense." Tsunade was too lazy to argue with Naruto, but reached out and flicked Naruto's forehead with his fingers. The two of them were so intimate that they couldn't tell that it was the second time they met, and Tsunade was four years old. So many times. (Tsunade and Jiraiya are the same age, they should be 51 years old at this time, and 54 years old at the time of Shippuden)
Perhaps Tsunade didn’t notice it, she projected Nawaki’s shadow on Naruto’s body. This kind of closeness doesn’t matter how long they have known each other. They are born with Sage Body, and they are easy to get close to each other subconsciously. Naruto is also the possessor of Asura’s chakra, Senju and Uzumaki Clan’s ancestor, and Naruto and Tsunade’s grandma. Uzumaki Mito is the same as Nine-Tails Jinchuriki. Reasonable and fair has made Tsunade close to Naruto. There are really too many reasons.
"Boss, come again with 20 pots of shochu, 50 skewers of grilled chicken skewers, ten sashimi, ten fried chicken nuggets, please hurry up, this white haired old man will pay the bill."
The habits in Japan are different from those in China. Chinese people usually choose some braised flavours when drinking, such as beef, beef offal, and barbecue. Japanese people prefer yakitori and raw fish. Movies, women will prefer things like salads.
Anyway, as long as there is no such thing as eating Bawang’s meal, no matter how much the guests order or how much they eat, the boss won’t mind. Naruto’s order will be delivered soon.
"Twenty jugs of wine, have you finished drinking?" Tsunade glanced at Naruto, but didn't care about other foods. Ninja eats a lot, especially those with Sage Body, she You can easily eat all of these things by yourself. The problem is that the strength of 20 pots of shochu has nothing to do with the volume of alcohol.
"It's a bit difficult to drink alone, so..." Naruto picked up a hip flask, touched the flask in front of Tsunade lightly, and said, "So let's drink together." After speaking, he didn't drink, just holding the hip flask and looked at Tsunade with a smile.
"Do you want to fight with me?" Tsunade narrowed his eyes.
"Do you want to bet? You will lose every time you bet."
"putting it that way I have to play with you." Tsunade showed a little bit With a smile, he picked up the jug and touched Naruto's jug, then when they looked up, the two drank the wine in the jug.
"Why do you want me to pay the bill for drinking?" Jiraiya asked a very hard question next to him.
"Do you have any comments?"
Tsunade stared, Jiraiya immediately withered, withered like something, Naruto couldn't help but Byakugan flipped it and said in secret: Promising.
Jiraiya likes Tsunade. This is basically something everyone knows, but Tsunade doesn’t like Jiraiya. It is also a secret that everyone knows. They have known each other since childhood. They have been comrades-in-arms for many years. They have deep feelings, but Tsunade is right. Jiraiya's feelings can only be stopped at this step. Tsunade will not like Jiraiya, so he insists on saying why... because Jiraiya is not the protagonist of this book.
Naruto was drinking with Tsunade while eating the things on the table. Anyway, Jiraiya paid the bill. Naruto was not at all polite, stuffing meat skewers and sashimi in his mouth while eating hot He also ate raw and cold, and drank high-quality liquor, he was really not afraid of eating a bad stomach.
Tsunade was not very interested, so he just drank, looking Naruto eating and drinking there, his eyes gradually a little confused.
After three rounds of drinking, Tsunade put down the flask and said, "Naruto, come on, what's the matter with you guys coming to me?"
Naruto ate another bunch Sashimi, after a sip of wine, he said: "I know you will be angry when you say it, so this kind of thing is better for Jiraiya." Then he took out a deck of playing cards from his pocket and placed it on the table. superior.
Naruto and Tsunade shuffled and cut the cards.
Why do I have to tell me what makes Tsunade angry?
Jiraiya wanted to vomit this much, but was afraid that Tsunade would get angry, so she could only say: "Tsunade, the village has already sent an invitation, please be the fifth-kage hokage."
As soon as he said this, Tsunade's face really changed, a look of shock appeared on her face, and then closed her eyes, unwilling to let people see the sadness in her eyes, and then pretended to start dealing cards as if nothing had happened.
"Sandaime's matter..."
Is Third Hokage really dead? ! Shizune was shocked, didn't expect Orochimaru to really kill Sandaime.
Tsunade's expression remained unchanged, he took the card in front of him, and said, "Orochimaru did it. I heard it. Directly from him."
"hehe, also It's straightforward, but that's Orochimaru's style." Naruto sneered twice, and said directly in front of Tsunade that he killed the Third-Kage old man. This unabashedly real villain style is indeed Orochimaru's style. Style.
Tsunade's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said, "You seem to know Orochimaru well."
"It's okay, I have met twice and won He’s a trick, just like you." Naruto laughed, isn’t it really like this, he and Tsunade only met for the second time, he also won Tsunade’s trick, but he and Tsunade are so familiar with Jiraiya. All surprised.
"You won Orochimaru?"
"Is it weird? Didn't I also win you, Princess Tsunade, who will lose every bet?"
"Little demon, do you owe it?"
"Fortunately, I owe it for many years."
"Tsunade, regarding the village, let you be the fifth-fifth- The Kage Hokage thing..."
"Impossible, I refuse." Tsunade put the card in his hand back on the table, and rejected it indifferently. Hokage, the title that made many people work hard for a lifetime Tsunade refused in one bite.
"Aiya, it was exactly the same as expected." Naruto chuckled, put down the cards, and then dealt them again, saying: "Tsunade, remember the last time you bet you lost to me , Do you want to do something for me?"
"How..." Tsunade muttered softly and picked up the card in front of him. Come and let me be the Fifth-Kage Hokage?"
Tsunade's heart is cold. If Naruto really uses that thing to force her to do Hokage, she will cut her right with Naruto, even though it is. We met for the second time, but Tsunade really cared about Naruto's thoughts and even felt heartache about it.
"I know you will definitely not agree, so don't waste such a precious opportunity. Maybe you can change it for some other benefits in the future." Squinted look looked at Tsunade's majestic breasts.
Huh...
He was unfathomable mystery relaxed, Tsunade was not at all angry at Naruto’s gaze, said with a smile: "little demon, you are more cute than Jiraiya That's too much."
Didn't expect Naruto's face collapsed all of a sudden, and said: "I won't be happy with this wretched white-haired uncle than cute."
"pu... hahahaha..."
Finally laughed...
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