Chapter 501
Naruto glanced at the woman who had just walked in, then glanced at and lost interest.
Black long hair, yellow blouse, red trousers, according to the rule of no ugly girls in the second dimension, this woman looks pretty decent, but she wore a pair of blinds in a weird way. Bing-like small disc sunglasses...There are really not many women who wear this kind of sunglasses.
Furthermore, her appearance is at a decent level. Compared with the one sitting in front of Naruto, it is really a big gap.
"Is there only one? In this case, please sit at the counter, okay?"
The woman who wears small disc sunglasses and looks curiously does not listen to the waiter at all Then, he turned around and walked to the empty seat, and one person occupied the four people seat... But Naruto and Conan seemed to do the same thing, and Conan still ordered a glass of juice to occupy the four people seat.
"Miss!"
The girl with sunglasses went straight to the empty seat and sat down, putting her handbag on her lap.
"Coffee."
"Huh?" The waitress didn't hear a word clearly.
The girl with sunglasses Yayoi Himino turned her head suddenly, shouted with a ferocious face:
"I want some coffee! Didn't you hear that?!!!"
"Yes...Yes! Please wait!" The waiter cautious and solemn said no, but when he turned his head, he still whispered something.
'This woman has a terrible attitude! '
The guests in the cafe secretly curse the wickedness and vulgarity of this woman at this time. Naruto shook the teacup in his hand like a drink, and began his irritating comments.
“This kind of woman’s bad character is mostly due to the big change in temperament caused by the failure of marriage, so that she speaks like gunpowder and offends people everywhere. This kind of person generally can’t live long, because I have offended too many people, and I might die one day."
Originally, if it was just Naruto and Fei Yingli chatting, the average person wouldn’t be okay to eavesdrop on the conversation between them, and Naruto’s voice would not be okay. It's big, but it just happens that it can be heard by almost everyone in the cafe.
The waitress who was inexplicably cursed just now secretly smiled, and the coffee cup in her hand almost fell off. Looking at the woman who was angry with her just now for no reason, she decided to give her coffee later.
'Although what you said has several points of fact, it doesn't have to be so straightforward. '
Fei Yingli whispered in her heart, and at the same time there was a strong smell of cosmetics around her, and the corners of her mouth twitched gently...
'Look, people come to the door coming! '
Boom!
Himeno Yayoi could flies into a rage because the waitress did not hear what she wanted. Naruto deliberately said that. It is normal for Himino Yayoi to come to find fault.
"little demon! What did you just say? I have the ability to say it again!!"
"Once again." Naruto lifts the head, lightly spit out two words, his eyes are extremely sincere.
Himeno Yayoi: "?"
"Didn't you tell me to say'one time'? I said, is there anything else, Obasan?"
"You hateful thing!"
"Who does the hateful thing say?"
"The hateful thing says you!"
" That’s right, the hateful thing is talking about me.” Naruto spit sharply and made Himeno Yayoi froze. At the same time, many people in the cafe laughed secretly. Just as Naruto said, Himino Yayoi is very difficult. Many people are happy to watch jokes without involving themselves.
"But Obasan, can you stand here so long? We don't need a waiter."
"You are Obasan! My mother is only 24 this year!"
"Only 24?"
Naruto looked up and down Yayoi Hime in amazement, as if he didn't believe in'this terrifying fact', and finally he could only admit that he had made a judgment. Mistakes.
"It's so sad that I would be so wrong. I thought it should be 42, but it was only 24. Are my eyes really blind?" Naruto said without hesitation He asked Yayoi Himeno berserk and Hideri Hime snickered, and looked sincerely at Yayoi Himeno, saying:
"It’s okay, you still have hope, like an old man, I’m 37, you can be you "I'm 37 too." Fei Yingli also raised her hand at this time, without the slightest hesitation, adding the sword.
Himeno Yayoi’s gloomy complexion, looked at these two men and women who claim to be 37 years old, one is a handsome blond man who looks a little childish at first glance, and the other is mature and beautiful and alluring, standing on their own In front of her, there was a feeling of being overlooked, and the beauty who could only be ashamed of herself, Yayoi Himeno retreated gorgeously in appearance.
Seeing that Yayoi Himeno is showing signs of madness, from the beginning he just wanted to punish this bad character woman, but Naruto, who didn’t want him to ruin his morning tea time, showed cold eyes looked Himino Yayoi .
"This 24-year-old Obasan, who looks like a 42-year-old, will disturb us if you stand here so long, should you go back to your own place?"
Just stared at by Naruto, Himino Yayoi felt the whole body chill in an instant. The murderous aura from Naruto was like an ice bucket challenge, cooling the anger in Himo Yayoi's heart forcibly, and Himino Yayoi's head was confused. Yes, as if following the instinct of the body, he walked back to his position, and then the waitress delivered some late coffee, and then ran quickly, so as not to become an object of anger.
Fei Hideri took a sip of coffee, Naruto also retracted his cold eyes, neither of them let a woman like Himeno Yayoi destroy the atmosphere between them.
"Xiaolan told me that if you become a lawyer with your eloquence, my unbeaten record might be broken. At that time, I said Xiaolan that girl had an elbow Abduction, but now it seems that you really have that ability, truly worthy of having the ability to kill people with your mouth."
"Isn't this very good, I can invisible killing oh ."
"Hey, is it really okay to brazenly talk about murder in front of a lawyer like me? Be careful I sue you."
"What does it matter, even if I kill What are you accusing me of? Intentional murder? The murder weapon? Just my mouth. I didn't bite or chew. The flying needle was spit out to kill. That's just a part of the movie. The queen should How can you sue me?"
"Has anyone ever said that you have a thick skin?"
"Yes, because you talk too much, so the facial muscles are a little too It's developed."
"Hehe...you can see it."
"Didn't you also make up the sword just now, what qualifications do you have to call me?"
"Um...that's what I said."
"Welcome, is there only one person?"
The big student with a bit longer hair and some stubble on his chin, Hwang Yuichi , Holding a laptop and a few books in his hand, scratching his head, said:
"I have a paper must be driven out today, please give me a quiet place."
"Okay, please come here."
"What do you think of this person's character?" Fei Yingli asked in a low voice.
Naruto glanced at that big student, this time he didn't deliberately let everyone hear him, but just talked to Fei Yingli.
"You can tell from the appearance, it is the type of otaku, because talking to the waitress is a bit sorry, the hair and beard can also be seen a little shabby, it seems that the academic results should be good. However, he lacks self-confidence, group activities are basically not his part, and he cannot integrate into the group too well. This kind of people will be troublesome once they enter the society and have good grades, but they don’t know how to communicate with others. They have high scores and low energy, and they will not be human. Type, if I were him, choosing to stay in school as a sensei should be a better choice, because the Academy is a familiar environment."
"High scores and low energy, can’t be a person? This evaluation is really accurate. "
After the student Huang Yuyi, a tall man in a vest walked in. He looked very burly. He should be a regular customer here. Firstly, he went to say hello to Boss.
"Yo, Boss."
While wiping the plate in his hand, the boss of Beard’s cafe looked towards his acquaintance, saying:
"Temple Mountain Sir, what’s the matter with your fingers?"
The tall and strong man Dianshan Thirteen raised his left hand, revealing the bandaged ring finger, said with a smile: "I was practicing rugby I accidentally hurt my finger and got stuck in my wedding ring, haha..."
"Where is he?"
"He is very good at self-deprecating, although he looks rough, but The heart is delicate, which is thick and thin on the outside. The character is bold and unrestrained, and the relationship with friends should be very good, but..."
"But what?"
"Forget it Nothing.” Naruto shook the shaking ones head, feeling a little strange in his heart, because, in his opinion, there should be nothing wrong with the fingers of the Temple Mount Thirteen. As for why the bandage should be tied, it can only be said that Naruto is not a prophet, and he is also Can't guess.
Beard Boss was chatting with the strong man Toyama Shisan, and Himeno Yayoi came over from behind.
"Hey, where is your toilet?"
"Over there." Beard Boss pointed a direction to Himeno Yayoi, and then said, "But that is for men and women. Yes."
"I know."
The next guest is not the same as Himeno Yayoi, another annoying type.
If Prince Shirou, a red shirt, a beige suit, and a gold necklace around his neck, with a flowing long hair, after sitting down, he picked up the phone and talked about which girl wantonly with his friends How?
"What about this?"
"This is the least connotative, right? You have to ask me?" Naruto gave Concubine Yingri a blank look, but still ruthless said himself "It’s a pretty boy who doesn’t respect women, and he’s so high-profile. It’s a matter of time before he is exposed. Obviously precious on the outside and despicable on the inside, but I personally think it’s me It's handsome, and I have a lot of connotation."
Naruto's previous analysis was still normal, but the last sentence made Fei Yingli's mouth twitch.
'Although I also admit that you are indeed handsome and full of wisdom, but...'
"Can you not be so cheeky?"
"Of course not!"
"Why?"
"Because there is only one Earth in the world, so everyone should take good care of Earth, and there is only one me on Earth, so everyone should be good Love me."
"You are really..."
It is the first time that Fei Yingli was made by someone other than her little confused daughter didn't know whether to cry or laugh, but she herself admits that she likes to talk to this man very much. She is funny and humorous. Although he can't see seriousness at all, he is indeed full of wisdom. Some of his words sounded absurd at first. But it allows Fei Yingli to extract a lot of truth, so that Fei Yingli also benefited a lot.
Ten minutes later, Fei Yingli got up and left.
Naruto put his cheek in one hand and asked the waiter to come over to refill the cup. At the same time, looking at the back of Fei Yingli, he came to a very philosophical conclusion.
"No matter how beautiful a woman, even an undefeated queen, she still has to go to the toilet."
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