Chapter 1101
"How do modern people live in the morning after being red?"
"Simple, brush your teeth first, then wash your face. For example, Brother Xuan is more particular and likes to wash first after getting up I took a shower and brushed my teeth by the way."
After talking about red, I showed the video of brushing my teeth and taking a shower to Houtu.
"Hey, it's very troublesome. Our ancestor witch's body has long been strong enough that even dust can adhere to it." Houtu breathed a few breaths, and he exhaled like blue without any odor.
"I suggest that you still practice first, and by the way, wash off the makeup you put on yesterday." The red queen tried hard not to laugh.
Seeing that the red face was wrong, Houtu immediately looked in the mirror, and saw that his entire face turned into a tabby cat. Looking at the pillow again, it turned out that there was a layer of cosmetics attached to it.
"Houtu, make-up is good, remember to remove makeup before going to bed, otherwise the second day will become a big tabby cat, hahahahahaha." The red queen is very professional, and usually doesn't laugh unless I can't help it.
Chapter 1369 A week in the back soil
When the first ray of sunlight came into the room through the window, the woman on the bed moved her eyelids slightly and her eyes were sleepy. open one's eyes.
She stretched her body habitually, stretched her waist hard, and got up with a very lazy voice.
Skillfully turn on the faucet and start taking a bath. The ordinary person takes a bath, and the switch to adjust the water temperature is always in the middle. It may be a little hotter or a little colder because of habit, but she is different and hot The water sprinkled on her, but a lot of heat was emitted, but it did not cause any harm to her body.
Along the shower above, squeeze out toothpaste to brush the teeth that are sharper than ordinary people, squeeze out some shampoo, and rub the black and straight hair.
One week has passed in a flash. Houtu has a magical habit. Sleep is always the biggest blessing for the tired body.
"Yang Xuan, the body is really strong, so the energy absorbed day and night, meridian can also hold it, weird weird." Houtu glanced aside.
The cultivation technique of Hunyuan Vajra Evil Buddha Body is really evil. It strengthens the physical fitness so much, but the power of increase can scare people to death.
What is the concept of an increase of more than 400,000 times? To use the simplest analogy, an ordinary person’s fist can swing a hundred kilograms of power, then increase his power by dozens, hundreds of times, But it does not strengthen his physical fitness.
As long as such a person throws a punch, the wind of the fist can knock a person into the air, but one of the most critical points is that if such a person dares to shake his fist vigorously, maybe others have not been beaten into the air. , His arm will be broken by strong kinetic energy.
"Redhead, you can promise me today. Find a Chinese restaurant nearby. I want to see if Chinese food is as good as you said, better than steak burger?"
"hahahaha, compared with Chinese food, those are younger brothers, believe me, when did my red queen lie to people."
Houtu nodded, this fellow red queen, although it is The wisdom derived from technological products is not much different from that of intelligent creatures, except that the form of existence is different from that of ordinary people.
Houtu has existed for so many years. I have never seen any weird things. Normal people have never seen many things in this life. For example, the Asura family created by Netherworld River. Mei is beautiful, male is ugly, the rarest and most rare is {zhan), which is a form of ghost after death.
I've seen creatures like this. Houtu is more receptive to the existence of the Red Queen than ordinary people, and they talked happily.
"Houtu, aren't you? You are all this high, and you still wear high heels?" Seeing Houtu put on a dress and took out high heels, Empress Hong couldn't help but complain.
"Next time let Yang Xuan make a body for you, I think Stana's body is pretty good, so you can also walk out, wearing high heels, and generous. The voice, don’t you think it’s very hanging?"
The red queen twitched the corner of her mouth. Okay, before, there was only Yang Xuan with a 250. Now I have added a second-degree illness. This is really fun.
Just a second thought, the red queen said melancholy, "Brother Xuan has always been taboo about me having a body. Although he didn't say it, I can feel it."
"Why? Are you not loyal to him?"
"No, since he recognized the Master, obedience to his will has been inscribed in my core. I was impossible to betray him, but you have also seen , This world is full of signals, technology is everywhere, and nothing can be connected to the Internet. The main world is actually the same as this world, except that it has no superhuman power, everything else is almost the same."
" Oh You’re talking about the Internet. It’s very easy to use. I’m now wondering what you told me, or I’ll use my mobile phone to check it myself. It’s just that...this world’s mobile phone is too small. The guy who designed the phone was squeezed by the door." Houtu took the newly bought phone, moved towards Honghou and waved it.
"Please, you are too big, but it's okay. After Brother Xuan wakes up and releases the machine, I will make you a suitable one for you."
nodded "That's good. I understand what you mean. Yang Xuan is afraid that after you take control of the Internet, it will be detrimental to the main world, right."
"He didn't say it clearly, but many of the science fiction films he watched It’s from a foreign country. It’s all stories about artificial intelligence rebelling against humans. I guess Brother Xuan is afraid... after all, I’m stronger than artificial intelligence, and I’m an intelligent life."
"Hey, what a big deal. When Yang Xuan wakes up, let me talk to him."
"Houtu, you should take care of yourself and integrate into this society well, otherwise Yang Xuan I’m sure I won’t let you go back to the Lord’s world. Don’t look at what he usually does. In fact, he is very nostalgic. He sees the Lord’s world more than anything else. Once a powerful enemy on the opposite side of the Lord invades, even though he hasn’t said it, he’s sure. I won't go."
"so that's how it is, I didn't expect it to be so strong, and the rural complex is so heavy compared to what our witches have."
" Why, do the Wu people also attach great importance to hometown?"
"Of course, we thrive in the place where we were born. Unless we encounter major events, we generally will not migrate. Only those who feel aloof and The remote’s Divine Immortal would be dismissive of his birthplace, and his family would be dismissive. They believed that only by cutting off the red cause and effect can we better pursue Heavenly Dao."
An ancestor witch and an intelligent life are constantly chatting. So, they actually have a feeling of sympathy for each other. In a world, the two of them are definitely heterogeneous in the heterogeneous. It may be because of this reason that the two of them came to talk.
A slender figure that is amazing, plus a pair of high waterproof platform, the black long straight hair keeps wafting with the wind as you walk around, but it is not thin because of the height, on the contrary There is a fleshy feeling, and the figure is extremely hot. In the area of the toad mirror, two big earrings and heavy makeup are applied to match the natural temperament of the earth.
As soon as you arrive on the street, it becomes a beautiful landscape on the side of the street. The turning back rate is definitely over 90%. Those who haven't looked back are either gay or blind.
After allA telegraph pole walks over, and everyone will take a look at it, and this telegraph pole is so beautiful.
After a while, Hong Queen said depressed, "Um, Houtu, I seem to be pitted."
"What's the matter? Hurry up and search for nearby restaurants. You said Chinese food. It’s delicious. I’ve been thinking about it for several days. The past few days I’ve been busy playing and didn’t eat it. People have assimilated, and they can’t make a pure Chinese taste."
Houtu froze and said "evil fiercely", "Why are you so unreliable? Today I am prepared. You are unreliable, too. I’m disappointed. Isn’t there a one over there? Let’s go check it out first."
Houtu moved towards the Chinese restaurant in front.
Chapter 1370 Massive
This is a restaurant that looks very Chinese. Even the gate is a vermilion gate that imitates the ancient high gate compound. Follow the gate. Going in is a very large restaurant, most of the locations in small groups are separated by some fences.
There are red lanterns and Chinese knots hung on the pillars and the ceiling everywhere. It looks very flavorful. Maybe it hasn't arrived yet, and the restaurant looks sparse.
Houtu is quite satisfied with the restaurant in this place. Regardless of the location or what, I am a two-meter-long person who doesn't feel crowded at all.
A waitress in a cheongsam came over? When she saw Houtu, she was stunned, and she said inwardly a very fashionable woman, and then smiled and said in Chinese "Are you a Chinese tourist?"
Houtu has long known which country Yang Xuan is. Yes, plus Houtu's appearance is more inclined to the face of the yellow race, so the waiter wanted to try, is it a compatriot?
"Yes, I am a Chinese."
The waiter drew out a single page of plastic-wrapped dishes from the menu. These all are Simplified Chinese, and I don’t know why Houtu Although I can’t understand simplified Chinese, I can clearly know the meaning of each word.
A small menu is listed, Zhejiang cuisine and Cantonese cuisine. According to Yang Xuan, he should be For those who eat Zhejiang cuisine, Houtu ordered some home-cooked dishes from Zhejiang cuisine.
"Then come to Dongpo Pork, red paste crabs, braised bamboo shoots in oil, salty and fresh, braised bamboo shoots in oil, Xihucuyu fish, and longjing shrimps."
The waiter was surprised." Are you eating alone? Are you sure you can finish it?"
"Well, let's do it, you can definitely finish it."
The waiter wrote the menu and moved towards the back As the chef walks, the Easterners eat differently from Westerners. Many Western foods are full of high calories.