Chapter 1133
"Salted fish? What does salted fish mean?" After all, the supporters are quite old, so they don't understand the vocabulary used by some youngsters.
"Salted fish is an internet term. To borrow movie lines is, if you are a person without dreams, the salted fish is different from the salted fish. It is a metaphor for those who don’t do things, don’t want to move, and don’t have dreams."
Yang Xuan talks freely.
The audience below knows it, but the first time someone explained the salted fish so transparently, or the first time he heard it, the host also smiled, feeling that the useless knowledge has increased.
Then Yang Xuan vaguely introduced Yu Nan and Zhang Mengmeng next to him. He didn't follow what Zhang Mengmeng said, but only said that he was a good friend of his own, his parents were traveling abroad, and he was the only child.
I'm kidding Yang Xuan. There is no need to lie if he doesn't want to talk. If he insists on lying, it will not be worse than some lies.
Yu Nandao "My friend is very good. Although he doesn't invest much by himself, he can make a lot of money every time we invest in a good project."
Mengmeng Zhang He also said, "Although Yang Xuan is relatively ordinary and has no dreams, he is indeed a very good person. If friends want to help, he will always be the first to show up."
Yang Xuan said, "I want to find someone to follow me. The same smell is the same."
"hahahahaha "
The audience suddenly leaned back and laughed, and held so many blind date shows. , Yang Xuan is the first time such a strange flower has appeared.
Although there are three shows in one episode, the audience in each show has to be changed by a group, so every time you have to introduce yourself, after Yang Xuan introduced, every family next to you started to introduce .
The more Yang Xuan is introduced, the darker his face becomes. In the end, although his face is smiling, how do you feel that Yang Xuan is depressed? Fortunately, the camera is not aimed at Yang Xuan, but at being self. Those who introduced.
Yang Xuan covers his head. This will let me see people in the future. The youngster is too good now. For example, the one next to Yang Xuan. I don’t know what is called. He is 28 years old and graduated from Fudan University. What is the number one international award? His height is 1.78 meters.
What else is a 985 graduate or a 211 graduate, or a business, or a company vice president, technical director, etc., the lowest height is the male guest next to Yang Xuan at 178, and the other males The guest is either 183 or 195 or something.
The youngster’s nutrition is so good now.
Zhang Mengmeng took a look at Yang Xuan and gave him a look that you can rest assured. With such a condition, the female guest can be seen by the female guest, and the female guest is really blind.
After the introduction, the four male guests and Yang Xuan walked into the secret room next door. From here you can see the outside scene and the appearance of the female guests, but the female guests can’t.
p>The host said in a loud voice, "Next we will invite the next female guest. Some people say that there are three types of people in this society, men, women, and female Academicians. Why do you say that? Because next we will invite The legendary third type of person from the magic city, Xuanyuan Xiaoyan appeared on the stage."
The passionate music sounded instantly, and the red curtain next to it rose up a little bit, just seeing her legs, Just left the greedy saliva of a few male guests in the secret room.
"Wow, it's a female Academician."
"Education is too high, there is pressure."
Yang Xuan is the most calm of the five One of them, Yuzai Yuzai was sitting on the sofa, and the audience in front of the TV was also dumbfounded. Every time the show, the men rushed to express themselves. This time, there was a stranger who seemed to be uninterested in women. Guy.
"Wow, this leg is okay."
"The skin is so white."
"It's thin, not fatty."
After Xuanyuan Xiaoyan's whole body appeared, the male guests began to booze, Yang Xuan curled his mouth, grass, have these guys never seen a woman?
I saw a tall, slender woman walking out from behind the curtain with a smile.
Several families have turned on the lights one after another, obviously very satisfied with this woman.
The male guests around Yang Xuan are all excited.
"So beautiful."
"She is my dish, the model's figure."
"I love it."
The generous result microphone of the female guest said with a slight smile "Hello everyone, I am Xuanyuan Xiaoyan, from the Magic Capital of China. I am 29 years old this year. I am a female Academician of philosophy and aerospace."
In the secret room, a male guest moved towards another male guest and said, "Hey, she fights with you, you are all masters."
The male guest was asked Shaking his hand, "I'm just a master, but I am a dual academician."
"Ai, who of you is an Academician?" a male guest asked.
Everyone shook their heads, and the male guests present all felt that Alexander, this is the legendary female Academician, is it okay, or the tall and hot female Academician.
A male guest who graduated from 985 has been brow beaded with sweat and said anxiously, "It's over, I can't control it, our family can't control it, I just graduated from college."
"I feel like I I have to go back to school."
Yang Xuan yawned, "Hey, what are you worried about, I am a junior college, do you have me?"
Looking at Yang Xuan, he showed an expression that was lucky enough to have you at the bottom.
"Hey, what do you look like? It's not a job application, education is not important, trust me." It may be that Yang Xuan's smile has infected everyone, yes, a college student would dare to come like this High-end blind date show, what I dare not dare.
Xuanyuan Xiaoyan said, "I came here today, just like finding an overbearing president, he will be jealous if he wants to meet the wall, and he has the cutest height difference with me."
"Yes, yes, it looks so good, it's still Academician, you say this world is really unfair." The host immediately began to liven up the atmosphere.
Zhang said, the ratings can be linked to his bonus.
Chapter 1411 What is philosophy?
Although the host asked the five families about Xuanyuan Xiaoyan’s views, everyone was applauded.
"Female Academician, both in appearance and temperament are very different, but why do you say that you have been mistaken as a hostess, what's the matter?" The host raised a question.
Everyone listens upright, but Zhang Mengmeng and Yu Nan are not at all in the state. They carefully feel the atmosphere of the scene to see where they can be improved.
"Yes, I went to some before, such as Academician forums or academic conferences. People would think that I was a lady of etiquette. When I sat in that position, everyone was surprised. , She turned out to be an Academician, maybe I think in everyone’s mind, Academician should wear thick glasses."
"Hey, that’s a comic, that’s a misunderstanding of others."
"Yes, and it looks like reserved, but you see my eyes do not wear color contact lenses, no contact lenses, but my vision is above 5.0, I can see the necklaces on the necks of the two beauties on the opposite side."
The audience present were in an uproar. They have such great eyesight, so they can read books without myopia.
A male guest in the secret room smiled, "My mother wants this kind of good eyesight, saying that myopia is inherited."
The host asked, "Just now Look at the introduction. You are studying philosophy."
"That's right."
"The word philosophy feels far away from us, and it's quite vague."
"In fact, when it comes to philosophy, everyone feels that it is quite empty to listen to it."