Chapter 2096: Big joke
"Yi'er, you pretend to be a woman, he likes beautiful women, and your face-changing skills, his cultivation base is high, and he can't see your identity."
Jing Yan was faintly as if coming from a distance, making Lin Ziyi petrified in an instant.
"Hehe..." Lin Ziyi grinned and smirked, looking at Jing Yan and asked in disbelief, "Uncle Jing, are you sure you didn't say anything wrong?" Just never pretended to be a woman.
Jing Yan smiled lightly: "Yier, I'm not kidding."
Lin Ziyi cried and said, "Uncle Jing, this is a big joke. I can't do this, my brother can."
Jing Yan said, "Your brother can't."
"Why?" Lin Ziyi instantly felt why he was only a cannon fodder.
He would never pretend to be a woman when he died.
Besides, he can do it, why can't he? The two brothers look exactly the same, and they also change their faces in the same way.
Jing Yan looked at Lin Ziyi with a smile but not a smile, "Your brother is the king."
"Then I am your Royal Highness King Yi? Why should I take advantage of this?" Lin Ziyi looked dissatisfied.
"Haha..." Lin Zichen couldn't help but smile, "Yi'er, I am the number one king in the world."
"I am the number one king in the world." Lin Ziyi retorted confidently.
He didn't have that idle time, pretending to be a woman and catching the flower-picking thieves. According to him, it would be easier to kill directly.
Jing Yan looked at Lin Ziyi with a smile, "Yi'er, this man is suspicious and cunning, and his cultivation is superb. I can't kill him if I work with your brother. Lure the enemy is the best way. And you, by nature, are stubborn. If a man pretends to be a woman, he will be very interested in you. Your brother's expression is too cold and he will only lose his interest."
Lin Ziyi stared at Jing Yan in a daze. He didn't expect that one day, his character would become a flaw in his life, and it would be a strong stroke.
"Uncle Jing, I don't agree. We all show our magical powers and catch that bastard. He has the ability to reach the sky, and we have the ability to reach the sky." asshole.
Lin Zichen frowned: "Is it so repulsive?"
Lin Ziyi: "Brother, don't you reject your pretense? How can a dignified seven-foot man do such a thing?"
Anyway, that strong cultivation base is at a high level, and it shouldn't be superior to the three of them, right?
With the abilities of the three of them, this world should be invincible.
No matter his strength is strong, he can also handle opponents.
From the perspective of face, using more to deceive less is not good at face, but dealing with that kind of people has nothing to do with face.
Lin Zichen and Jing Yan glanced at each other, Jing Yan said: "Yi'er, you have to."
Lin Ziyi: "..."
………
It was night, the night was bleak, and under the sky in the distance, there was a cyan mist.
In the quiet alley in the dead of night, a woman in red, with a face like hibiscus, delicate features, charming and charming everywhere, she walked in the alley upright, but with a dull face and an aggrieved face.
Suddenly, there was an unexpected movement behind him, the breath in the air, the airflow suddenly changed, and the woman's eyes suddenly became cold, and in an instant it turned into a charm, and her lips were hooked evilly, making people fall for it.
"Hahaha..." Under the gloomy night, I suddenly thought of terrifying laughter.
Lin Ziyi glanced behind him, mother, this laughter carried an aura of destruction to the world, how terrible it was to reveal the cultivation base.
Lin Ziyi stunned, he seemed to underestimate the other party.
Didn’t Uncle Jing and Brother want him to die?
This breath is too weird and terrifying.
Lin Ziyi was thinking, a strange storm flew over his head.
Lin Ziyi stopped in an instant, raised his eyes, and suddenly saw that a handsome man in black fell from the sky, his temperament was dusty, and he looked at him wickedly with a smile, especially the slightly raised peach eyes , It's a male and female take-all.
Lin Ziyi was taken aback, this is the flower-picking robber Xiang Hao?
Oh my!
This level of appearance of the flower-picking thieves was so overwhelming that even he was overwhelmed by it.
The flower-picking thieves in the impression are not all short, fat, pocky, or scars on the face, ugly and terrible, with bare chests, wearing straw sandals, and picking stinky feet. That is what fits the flower-picking robbers. Image.
But the one in front of him is a fight against the gods.
Ordinary women see it, can they still use it? I'm afraid I can't help but send it to the door directly.
However, Lin Ziyi also knew what he was here for.
"Hey! Young Master, don't look at the Nujia like this, the Nujia will be shy." Lin Ziyi took the voice-changing medicine, and at this time, he had already made a sound, and his charming voice shocked him.
He is just such a beautiful beauty!
"Haha..." When Xiang Hao heard this, he looked at the woman in front of him without fear when he met him.
He likes such an interesting woman, this woman is very beautiful, and he has followed "her" for a long time.
It's quiet here at night, and it's a good time to do business.
"Why are you laughing? I won't go back to warm the bed in the middle of the night and come out to pick flowers." Lin Ziyi almost vomited blood when he heard his delicate voice, and couldn't adapt for a while.
This will definitely become the darkest history in his life.
Brother Piansheng and Uncle Jing watched all this in secret.
Ashamed, ashamed, so ashamed!
He should go to genius, and heaven is the most suitable place for him to live.
In this mundane world, no one insulted his enchanting face.
"Oh! Little beauty, not bad! You guessed it right, I'm the flower-picking thieves who came out to pick flowers." Xiang Hao smiled wretchedly and made people feel completely devoid of favor. He has always controlled the field. This beauty, he It is indeed interesting.
Last night, those women were so scared that they were so scared, their faces turned pale, and they had no interest at all.
But this one is slightly different.
Lin Ziyi suddenly raised the corners of her lips, sketching a charming smile, "Haha..." He smiled shyly, "It's you, the flower picking robber, the grandma or the sun picking robber? Walk around, don't disturb grandma looking for lover." Lin Ziyi waved at the opponent impatiently.
Damn, the opponent is strong and full of momentum, if he really does start, he may not be the opponent.
"Hahaha..." Xiang Hao suddenly raised his head and laughed, and the laughter stopped abruptly. His obscene gaze flicked across Lin Ziyi's charming cheek, "Interesting, so funny. I haven't met you for so many years. Such an interesting woman, looking for a lover, this son is worthy of your appearance." Xiang Hao proudly pointed to his stunning face.
The corner of Lin Ziyi's mouth twitched slightly, but it wasn't that he was bragging about himself. His dignified face was worthy of his bragging about himself.